The real reason behind the Pops-Jomari breakup

03/07/2009 by diego jose

Pops and Jomari

Concert Queen Pops Fernandez and Jomari Yllana have each confirmed their breakup but neither has spoken up about the real reason behind it, prompting rumors that money-related matters or a possible third party caused it.

But Good Times Manila learned from a source who personally witnessed the breakup that neither of those was the real reason.

According to the source, a waiter at a five-star hotel where the breakup became official, the couple had a “long and calm” discussion until they arrived at a mutual agreement to split up.

GTM asked the source to reconstruct the scene as well as the dialogue.

Disclaimer: GTM is not responsible for any creative or dramatic license the source might have added to the source material, like what ABS-CBN’s anthology Maalaala Mo Kaya did.

The source’s account follows:

Pops: …what I’m just saying is, it’s not right.
Jomari: Ano’ng ibig mo’ng sabihin? I already said it meant nothing.
Pops: It obviously meant something. You were both laughing like crazy.
Jomari: So what if we were? Usapang lalaki lang yun, babe.
Pops: Why won’t you just tell me what you were talking about?
Jomari: Bakit? Dapat ko ba’ng ireport sa yo lahat ng conversations ko?
Pops: No naman. My point simply is I want to know.
Jomari: Why?
Pops: I don’t know.
Jomari: See? You don’t even know.
Pops: Pero why don’t you just say it kasi? Nakakahiya ba?
Jomari: No. Nothing like that. Like I said, usapang lalaki lang yun.
Pops: Usapang lalaki. But we talk about stuff like that all the time, di ba? What’s different here?
Jomari: We don’t talk about that. Babe, just leave it. Please?
Pops: I don’t want to.

Jomari: Why are you so curious?
Pops: Because you were laughing so hard and you were both looking at me! Sino’ng hindi macu-curious?
Jomari: Shempre nandun ka sa loob. Sino pa’ng titingnan namin? Nobody else was inside the pet shop.
Pops: So what were you laughing about?
Jomari: Wala nga, babe e.
Pops: Was it about me?
Jomari: No!
Pops: It’s about me yata e.
Jomari: I swear it’s NOT.

Pops: I’m going to walk out.
Jomari: C’mon babe. Sit down.
Pops: Joms, if you don’t tell me what you were talking about, I’m walking out now.
Jomari: You really want to know?
Pops: Yes!
Jomari: Okay. But before I say it, I want you to know that it had nothing to do with you.
Pops: Bakit my disclaimer pa?
Jomari: E kilala kita e. Basta just hear out the whole story first, okay?
Pops: Okay fine.

Jomari: Tito Dougs was saying kelangan nya nang janitor fish for his aquarium. To keep it clean.
Pops: Okay.
Jomari: And I said “Sa bahay namin hindi na kelangan ng janitor fish.”
Pops: (quiet)
Jomari: Then he started laughing. Babe, why are you so quiet?
Pops: (quiet)
Jomari: Babe? When he started laughing, naki-join na lang ako. I don’t know what he found funny.
Pops: (quiet)
Jomari: Babe? It had nothing to do with you, I swear. Babe?
Pops: (quiet)
Jomari: C’mon, babe? Sorry na please… You’re so beautiful. Sinong mag-aakalang janitor fish ka?
Pops: Read. My. Lips. It’s OVER! (walks out)
Jomari: (calls out) Babe! You’re beautiful!

Posted in News | Tagged ABS-CBN, Breakup, Celebrities, Concert Queen, GMA-7, Humor, Joke, Jomari Yllana, Movies, Music, Pinoy, Pops Fernandez, Satire, Showbiz, TV | 69 Comments

69 Responses

on 03/07/2009 at 23:08 | Reply tonton26

Gumagawa talaga ng balita ang lips ni Pops, no?
- on 03/07/2009 at 23:23 | Reply deejay
  
  teka, tonton, i don’t follow you. wala naman yung lips nya sa discussion nila di ba?
  
  wehehe!
on 03/08/2009 at 12:42 | Reply gullible ness

Ampf! Janitor fish? Mwahaha!

Pero ngayon alam ko na ang modus operandi mo, alam ko nang hindi totoo ang balitang eto. Hahaha!

i’m enjoying this blog. congrats!
on 03/08/2009 at 13:27 | Reply mamimaster

CHUWELV! CHUWELV!!!
on 03/08/2009 at 14:11 | Reply deejay

thanks ness!
- on 03/08/2009 at 14:13 | Reply deejay
  
  mamimaster, read. her. lips. It’s oh-verr. wehehe.
on 03/08/2009 at 20:24 | Reply ekla vumer

i just saw pops and had some guts to ask her if this ‘janitor fish’ rumor is true… she was at first shocked but then gestured for me to read her lips… and i did. it spelled: S – W – O – L – L – E – N .
- on 03/08/2009 at 20:45 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha!
  
  ekla, you’re mean.
  - on 03/09/2009 at 19:44 | Reply dillon
    
    si ekla vumer pa raw ang mean. hahaha!
    
    galing galing, dude. tuloy mo lang yan!
on 03/08/2009 at 21:32 | Reply flamindevil

now i dun wanna look at Pops’ lips. and i’m not saying that she looks like a janitor fish.haha
- on 03/09/2009 at 02:43 | Reply deejay
  
  c’mon, flamindevil, nobody here is saying she looks like that. as civilized, respectable, sophisticated urbanites, we’re all above petty insults here… wehehe.
on 03/08/2009 at 23:20 | Reply la_flash

Haha… the drama and the climax… all great.

Damn jomari. He couldn’t even tell a lie. LOL
- on 03/09/2009 at 02:40 | Reply zaki
  
  he couldn’t kasi may built-in lie detector sa “plumped” lips ni pops, hehehe…
on 03/09/2009 at 02:47 | Reply deejay

thank you, la flash! parang MMK, di ba? wehehe.

tulad nang sinabi ni zaki, there’s just no way you can lie to the lips. they’re a force of nature.
on 03/10/2009 at 22:36 | Reply brotherutoy

that just goes to say that you can’t have Angelina Jolie’s lips if you’re not Angelina Jolie.
- on 03/10/2009 at 23:21 | Reply deejay
  
  ikaw naman, brother utoy. carry naman nya, di ba?
  
  wag tayong mashadong judgmental, please. (nagmalinis.)
  
  wehehe.
on 03/12/2009 at 19:25 | Reply ariputan

puta ka! I just peed laughing… yah but you gotta hand in to the girl…Her lips give better suction than a vacuum cleaner now!
- on 03/13/2009 at 01:45 | Reply deejay
  
  hi ariputan! wahaha! human vacuum cleaner nga raw e.
  
  welcome to GTM!
on 03/13/2009 at 18:01 | Reply Nenengsky

ahahahha. i thought i was the only one in the world who finds humor in her lips.

parang may sariling buhay. hahahahaha. may sapi ang labi ni pops.
- on 03/13/2009 at 18:38 | Reply deejay
  
  marami tayo, nenengsky. maraming marami… wehehe.
  
  welcome to GTM!
on 03/16/2009 at 13:14 | Reply BEL

her lips make her face ugly, before she’s really beautiful, gorgeous,etc. but now nawalang laHAT UN, SO BAd, sana maibalik nya sa dati
- on 03/16/2009 at 14:34 | Reply deejay
  
  hi BEL! welcome to GTM!
  
  hindi naman ugly. the correct word is “disfigured,” pwede na ring “hideous.” wehehe!
on 03/18/2009 at 20:20 | Reply k

I knew it! It’s her lips!
- on 03/18/2009 at 20:26 | Reply deejay
  
  hi k! welcome to GTM!
on 03/22/2009 at 19:40 | Reply patrizia

lol i almost believed this….
- on 03/22/2009 at 23:36 | Reply deejay
  
  hi patrizia! welcome to GTM!
on 03/24/2009 at 13:32 | Reply Miggi

oi in fairness maganda si pops ah! but this entry was funny as hell! thanks for posting…nautot ako sa computer lab namin sa kakatawa :p
- on 03/24/2009 at 14:12 | Reply deejay
  
  hi miggi! welcome to GTM!
  
  that utot is music to my ears…
  
  nyehehe!
on 03/24/2009 at 20:16 | Reply Mon

LOL this one made me laugh so much!! i knew it.. it’s the lips.. hehe
- on 03/24/2009 at 21:04 | Reply deejay
  
  thankies mon! glad you approve.
on 03/24/2009 at 21:45 | Reply unknown

Kaya ba on the rocks din ang relationship nila Gretchen at Tony Boy? Siguro tinawanan din ni Tony Boy si Gretchen…..when she said “Read My Lips!”
- on 03/24/2009 at 23:27 | Reply deejay
  
  hi unknown! welcome to GTM!
  
  oo nga no… nabanggit mo si gretch. nakabili ka na ba ng album nya? ako, meron na, pinapatugtog ko gabi-gabi…
  - on 03/25/2009 at 14:18 | Reply Unknown
    
    Salamat deejay!
    Hindi ako mahilig bumili ng mga albums eh…kamusta naman ang songs and voice ni Gretchen?
    - on 03/25/2009 at 15:58 | Reply deejay
      
      aktwali, di ko pa natatapos, unknown. nakakatulog ako within 15 seconds of listening to it e… effective sha in fairness.
on 03/25/2009 at 14:43 | Reply laitera

nice one! but i know where she will truly belong….with the bratz dolls! hahahah!
- on 03/25/2009 at 15:59 | Reply deejay
  
  hi laitera! welcome to GTM!
  
  at laitera ka talaga ha! LOL at bratz dolls. wehehe!
on 03/26/2009 at 16:10 | Reply lori78

Curious about this post…haha janitor fish! But really maganda c pops before…
- on 03/26/2009 at 18:24 | Reply deejay
  
  c’mon lori… maganda pa rin si pops NOW.
  
  in the underwater world.
  
  wehehe!
on 03/27/2009 at 09:50 | Reply Bitter Ocampo

sabi nga ng opismate ko…wala na daw space sa pagitan ng lips ni pops tsaka sa ilong..(ilong tapos lips na kaagad…dikit na daw sila)..hahahah…
- on 03/27/2009 at 14:59 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! literal na fish na ata yun, bitter. baka mamaya may gills na rin si pops…
on 03/30/2009 at 13:28 | Reply joby09

hahahaha!!!! this made my day!
- on 03/30/2009 at 18:04 | Reply deejay
  
  hi joby! welcome to GTM!
  
  i’m glad you approve.
on 03/31/2009 at 05:17 | Reply j907

Kung mahal ni Jomari si Pops, hindi niya dapat indirectly pinintasan ang ex-gf niya dahil lang he thought her lips looked like that of janitor fish. Pops must’ve been hurt.
- on 03/31/2009 at 15:39 | Reply deejay
  
  hi j907! welcome to GTM!
  
  daan ka muna sa About GTM page.
on 04/02/2009 at 14:44 | Reply Dyoiskupo

Grabe ang Funny nito!!! astig!! hahahaha!! Natanggal nito ang stress ko.
- on 04/02/2009 at 17:19 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat dyoiskupo!
  
  welcome to GTM!
on 04/03/2009 at 03:27 | Reply Hethler de Chavez

Ipapa-”chuwelve” ko kayo kay Ping
on 04/08/2009 at 20:14 | Reply Joey

Ang gaganda nyo. Eh mga nanay nyo mga mukhang tulya! Mamula ba…Filing nyo ang gaganda ninyo. Mga putang ina ninyo. Grabe, halatang mga bobo kayo. Read my lips: BOBO!
- on 04/08/2009 at 21:17 | Reply Neil
  
  Read the disclaimer page first, faggot.
on 04/09/2009 at 03:06 | Reply deejay

neil! ang puso mo! hehe! thanks buddy.

joey, daan ka sa About GTM page.
on 04/24/2009 at 12:45 | Reply odette

baka di nya alam what screwing means… hehe… or baka di nya alam kung nasaan ang disclaimer… pakituro na rin… hehe… basta ako, i enjoy reading the news here… it was written very effectively that everyone reading it thought it was true… keep it up!
- on 04/24/2009 at 14:41 | Reply deejay
  
  or baka ibang “screwing”? hehehe!
  
  salamat odette! you’re very welcome here!
on 04/29/2009 at 18:44 | Reply jaja

LOLS.GTM makes me really laugh!!!
- on 04/29/2009 at 20:53 | Reply deejay
  
  thankies jaja! balik balik ka lang!
on 04/30/2009 at 12:57 | Reply elleica

may influx pa ba ng janitor fish sa may marikina? di ba noon nagkaroon ng issue na an dami daming janitor fish sa may pasig river na nakakasira sa may marikina and even sa may laguna de bay.

di ko akalain may napunta pala ng showbiz. are they really all over the place.

*gosh* i’m so mean. influence mo kasi yan GTM. huhu. tsk tsk.

ps. computer generated pala itong mga avatar na to. helloo..di ko kaya kamukha yan. hmph!
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:16 | Reply deejay
  
  well, elleica, naexplain ko na dati yan. hindi “mean” yan. “constructive criticism” lang yan. wahaha!
  - on 05/14/2009 at 07:34 | Reply elleica
    
    yep nabasa ko na nga deej.. (close?)
    
    sa wakas..natapos ko na din maback read mga entries dito..adik no?
on 05/08/2009 at 18:53 | Reply keith

heck! i love this one! hahaha.. the janitor fish thing is good..

bakit ngayon ko lang nakita ‘tong site na ‘to..?

grrr…
- on 05/08/2009 at 19:02 | Reply deejay
  
  haha! thanks, keith! glad you approve.
  
  and welcome to GTM!
on 05/28/2009 at 19:54 | Reply Dyoiskupo

nice!!!!hahahaha!
- on 05/28/2009 at 20:39 | Reply deejay
  
  hi dyoiskupo! salamat sa pagdapo!
on 05/29/2009 at 17:19 | Reply cheverloo

2 thumbs and 2 toes up for this blog! was laughing my a** out..everything’s hilarious!! lol!=D keep it coming deejay!!!
- on 05/30/2009 at 19:49 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, thanks so much for the two thumbs and toes! nyahaha! welcome to GTM cheverloo! balik balik ka lang!
on 06/05/2009 at 02:17 | Reply kiTOf

—bwahaha….mukha naman talagang janitor fish ang lips ni pops eh..(hihihi!)—
- on 06/05/2009 at 12:05 | Reply deejay
  
  hi kitof! mwahaha! welcome to GTM!
on 06/05/2009 at 02:18 | Reply kiTOf

(mooning)
on 06/05/2009 at 02:19 | Reply kiTOf
on 06/21/2009 at 07:45 | Reply kaisuke

nagbaback read ako deejay! hehe. grabe nakakatawa tong pose nato, totoong totoo :p
- on 06/21/2009 at 12:26 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! tenks kaisuke! mwaaah!