Secrets in the Kris Aquino-James Yap household

04/30/2009 by diego jose

Kris and James

Good Times Manila sat down with Philippine Basketball Association player James Yap, more popularly known as the husband of television personality Kris Aquino, for an exclusive interview about their marriage recently.

In the tell-all interview, Yap revealed intimate details about life with Aquino, showbiz talk show and reality show host and occasional actress, as well as her son Josh with former flame, Philip Salvador, and their own firstborn, Baby James.

The full transcript of the interview follows:

GTM (Good Times Manila): How are you as a family now?
JY (James Yap): Okay po kami. Kami nina Kris, Josh, Baby James… Masaya po kami.
GTM: How is Kris Aquino as a wife?
JY: Napakabuti po nyang asawa. Wala po akong masabi.
GTM: What do you usually talk about?
JY: Marami po. Lagi kaming naguusap tungkol sa mga damit nya, make-up nya, shoes nya, yung shows nya, yung mga old movies nya, yung skin products nya, endorsements nya, yung hair nya… Marami po talaga…
GTM: What about you? Do you also talk about your interests, like your basketball career?
JY: Ha? Ah, eh, minsan po…

GTM: Do you eat together as a family?
JY: Ha? E bawal po.
GTM: What do you mean?
JY: Ang ibig ko pong sabihin, bawal po akong sa lamesa kumain…
GTM: Wait, you mean to tell me you’re banned from eating at the dinner table?
JY: Hindi naman po bawal… pag lang po me bisita.
GTM: Why is that?
JY: Concern lang po sya baka raw mapahiya ako pag English na ang usapan…
GTM: And if there are no visitors, you can eat with her?
JY: Opo. Pero styro lang yung plato at plastic lang ang kubyertos.
GTM: Why?
JY: Minsan po kasi nahulog ko yung plato at nabasag, ayun, galit na galit sya. Naospital po…
GTM: What? Who got hospitalized?
JY: Ah, eh, naku, aksidente lang naman po. Nahagis nya lang po yung tinidor, pero napalakas kaya bumaon sa leeg ko.
GTM: What happened?
JY: Hindi naman po umabot sa ugat… Nagsorry po ako at pinatawad naman nya ako. Mabait po sya talaga…
GTM: She stabbed you with a fork and you apologized?
JY: Opo, lumuhod po talaga ako at nagsorry. Mahal po talaga yung China plate na yun.

GTM: So she just “forgave” you?
JY: May parusa po.
GTM: And what was it?
JY: Pinaluhod nya po ako sa asin.
GTM: And that was the end of it?
JY: After three days nilagyan nya po ng mabigat na Bible ang mga kamay ko.
GTM: And what happened?
JY: Nangalay po ako.

GTM: How is Kris with the kids?
JY: Mabait po syang nanay. Wala po akong masabi.
GTM: How is your relationship with Josh and Baby James?
JY: Hindi ko po sila nakakausap e…
GTM: Why is that?
JY: Wala po kaming mapag-usapan.

GTM: Do you and Kris sleep in the same bed?
JY: Dalawang beses lang po sa isang buwan.
GTM: Where do you sleep normally?
JY: Sa cage po.
GTM: What cage?
JY: Dog cage po kasi yung style nung kwarto ko. Kumportable naman po.
GTM: How big is it?
JY: Kasya naman po ako.
GTM: Of course.
JY: Pero hindi na kasya ang unan.

GTM: Does she lock up the cage?
JY: Syempre naman po.
GTM: Why?
JY: Simula po nung ke Hope… Ganun na po talaga…
GTM: And you’re happy with that?
JY: Nagrequest na po ako na kung maaari humiwalay na si Brownie.
GTM: And Brownie is…?
JY: Siya po yung German shepherd na roommate ko.

Posted in Question and Answer | Tagged ABS-CBN, Baby James, Caged, Celebrities, China Plate, Dinner Table, Endorsement, German Shepherd, Humor, James Yap, Joke, Josh Aquino, Kris Aquino, Marriage, Movies, Philip Salvador, Pinoy, Pinoy Bingo Night, Satire, Showbiz, Showbiz News Ngayon, The Buzz, TV | 143 Comments

143 Responses

on 04/30/2009 at 17:00 | Reply eklavumer

Ngeeeh? puede kayang ako na lang kasama ni james sa cage? hahaha…

at ako ang naunang magkoment after the longest time na sa may buntot na ako! hahahaha uli.
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:16 | Reply Xy So
  
  hala, ayaw ni Kris kasi mahal niya si Brownie… aagawan mo ng pwesto ang pet ni Kris.
  - on 04/30/2009 at 17:35 | Reply deejay
    
    tama xy so! inunahan mo pa pala kong magcomment ke ekla! hahaha!
    - on 04/30/2009 at 20:11 | Reply Xy So
      
      deejay, i am hoping for a tamagotchi kasi kung sakaling maunahan kita mag-reply… hahahaha… meron nga ba?
      - on 05/02/2009 at 17:52 | Reply deejay
        
        naku, xy so, pers koment lang ang meron! hahaha!
    - on 05/01/2009 at 20:37 | Reply noh
      
      Hi Deejay,
      
      what a way to spend my labor day (may1) afternoon….
      this site is soooooo coooooool.. patay na ako sa kakatawa…
      
      hoping for you to have more articles to come…
      
      nawala ang worry ko sa utang/bills saglit while reading…hahahahaha
      - on 05/02/2009 at 17:53 | Reply deejay
        
        aw, salamat noh! *blushes*
        
        welcome to GTM!
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:30 | Reply deejay
  
  congrats ekla! etong tamagotchi mo! catch! hehehe!
  
  at hindi ka pwede sa cage ni james yap. magseselos si brownie. wahaha!
- on 04/30/2009 at 19:55 | Reply Winkie
  
  congrats ekla, naka-base ka!!! pahiramin mo kami tomagochi mo ah! hehehe!
  - on 05/01/2009 at 11:43 | Reply eklavumer
    
    wow i’m so platter (as alma moreno would say)… pero ano ba yong ‘tomagochi’? anyway whatever it is tenshumats! feeling ko nga mamamayat si james sa akin… HINDI KO SIYA TANTANAN! hihihi.
    - on 05/01/2009 at 15:46 | Reply deejay
      
      hahaha! nahahalata na iba ang generation natin ekla!
      
      naku, pinagpapantashahan mo talaga si james ha. ingat ka- lagot ka ke kris!
      - on 05/02/2009 at 12:45 | Reply eklavumer
        
        kasi naman deejay, ang alam ko ay TAMAGOTCHI, ang digital pet , kaya clueless ako kung ano yong TOMAGOCHI o TAMAGOCHI… ang tagal na kasi nung last time na may nag-giv sa akin nun. aliw yon kaya lang hindi ko maisingit sa oh, so hectic lifestyle ko nun (charuz!). TAMA? gotchi? lolzX48!
        
        on 05/02/2009 at 17:51 | Reply deejay
        
        gotchi! wahaha!
on 04/30/2009 at 17:00 | Reply alewol

second! yipeee
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:32 | Reply deejay
  
  oy, bridesmaid ka lang ulit, alewol. walang prize ang second e, sorry! wehehe!
  - on 04/30/2009 at 17:35 | Reply alewol
    
    ganun…?!
    bakit? dapat bigyan mo ako ng premyo… huhuhu…. sino ba nagpasimuno nito? dapat may second prize din… kahit yung box lang ng tamagochi…okay na iyon… huhu
    - on 04/30/2009 at 17:38 | Reply gretzching
      
      deejay pagbigyan mo na…kahit ung receipt na lang…
    - on 04/30/2009 at 17:46 | Reply deejay
      
      nakow, hindi pwede yung box no!
      
      pero sige alewol since malakas ka sa aken, eto ang prize mo: tatlong paper clips at dalawang thumbtacks! nyahaha!
      
      at me nakahanap ka pa palang kakampi! gretzching! yoohoo!
      - on 05/01/2009 at 14:19 | Reply alewol
        
        thanks gretzching…
on 04/30/2009 at 17:07 | Reply carlo

so mean!

hehehe
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:33 | Reply deejay
  
  hi carlo! welcome to GTM!
  
  at hindi ako mean no! ambait bait ko nga e. sabi nga nila, “living saint” daw ako.
  - on 05/01/2009 at 00:55 | Reply Star
    
    sino nagsabi deejay?
    
    baka natamaan na yun ng swine flu kaya nagdedeliryo na.. lol
    
    peace! love you!
    - on 05/01/2009 at 01:31 | Reply deejay
      
      marami sila no. totoo yan. i’m the kindest, most lovable guy ever. hehehe. mwaah!
on 04/30/2009 at 17:15 | Reply Xy So

grabe naman… hahaha ambaet baet naman ni kris… ideal housewife…
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:37 | Reply deejay
  
  true! wahaha!
on 04/30/2009 at 17:16 | Reply alewol

grabe naman… sobrang obvious naman na gawa gawa mo lang ito, deejay… waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ano ba yan…
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:54 | Reply deejay
  
  obyus ba alewol? hehehe, so yung iba palang story dito e “realistic”? hihihi!
  - on 05/01/2009 at 14:18 | Reply alewol
    
    no comment… hehe
    - on 05/01/2009 at 15:29 | Reply deejay
      
      ang mean mo alewol. huhuhu!
on 04/30/2009 at 17:37 | Reply gretzching

super saya nito…hindi na-take ng mga kasama ko ang aking tawa…hindi ko alam if t*nga lng c james, or may sayad bcoz of his nights with brownie…^ ^
deejay, this is really a good one. ingat ka lang dahil bk paluhurin ka rin sa asin ni kris ‘pag nabasa nya ‘to…after an hour, sa sili nman…after another hour, sa makahiya…

“Nahagis nya lang po yung tinidor, pero napalakas kaya bumaon sa leeg ko.” – para lang isang gore movie, deejay
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:52 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! bakit naman sa makahiya? masakit ba yun gretzching?
on 04/30/2009 at 17:43 | Reply sassysinnersaint

Dapat gawin ni james kay kris, sipain nya sabay takbo. Pero sabagay di naman siguro kayang gawin yun ni james….

Or could he?

Nyahahahaha…
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:51 | Reply deejay
  
  let me get this straight, sassy… are you saying james is like… a horse?
  
  nyahaha!
on 04/30/2009 at 17:48 | Reply MrCW

Oo nga hindi manan totoo to e. Gawa gawa mo lang to deejay…
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:56 | Reply deejay
  
  huhuhu! are you doubting my journalistic integrity, mrCW?
  
  totoo po lahat yan! accurate and responsible reporting lang tayo dito sa GTM! walang inuurungan walang prinoprotektahan, tanging katotohanan lamang!
  
  yan. yan ang GTM!
on 04/30/2009 at 17:52 | Reply kikayness

yehey! buhay pala si deejay…akala ko nakerflung na sa Z hehehehe
- on 04/30/2009 at 17:58 | Reply deejay
  
  nakatakas ako kikay! nasa dram na ko ng semento pero somehow i managed to escape. kala ko oras ko na, pero i know i have a higher purpose…
  - on 04/30/2009 at 18:04 | Reply Tom
    
    So that explains it. Sino ba may sala? Si Ping, Anabel, Kris?
    
    Sa dami ng na “feature” dito I’m sure one of them is bound to get you.
    
    Sabi nga ni John “Not-pa” Lloyd…INGAT!!! he,he…
    - on 04/30/2009 at 20:07 | Reply deejay
      
      wahaha! oo nga no?!
      
      owmaygas! me threatening undertone pala yung “ingat” ni lloydie…
      
      naku, tom, i didn’t get a good look at my abductor. alam ko lang chansing sha ng chansing. i feel so violated… huhuhu!
      - on 04/30/2009 at 20:58 | Reply kikayness
        
        uhm….hinde naman kaya si madam auring yan? inamoy mo ba?
        
        on 05/01/2009 at 15:28 | Reply deejay
        
        kikay, pag si madame auring yun, e di isang kilometro pa lang sha e makikilala ko na sha. hehehe.
on 04/30/2009 at 17:57 | Reply Tom

Welcome Back! tagal mong nawala ah!
- on 04/30/2009 at 18:00 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, salamat tom! touched ako! hehehe.
on 04/30/2009 at 18:07 | Reply marga

hahaha! LOL! ideal wife talaga siya! hahaha! at in fairness…masinop siya(kris) sa gamit! hahahha! ayaw niya talagang mabasag ang mga china plates…kaya sa styro na lang kumakain si james. hahaha! very masinop!
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:10 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! ang balita ko marga yung styro ata e nirecycle pa from jollibee and mcdo…
  
  environmentalist din kasi si kristeta. hehehe.
  - on 05/01/2009 at 00:57 | Reply Star
    
    yun ang environmentalist na pro-styro.. lol..
    
    bawal nga sa environmentalists ang styro eh. hehe.
    - on 05/01/2009 at 01:29 | Reply deejay
      
      e kelangan daw irecycle! *toingks*
      - on 05/01/2009 at 23:31 | Reply Star
        
        hahaha..
        
        grabe..
        
        mahal na mahal siya nio kristeta, noh?
on 04/30/2009 at 18:07 | Reply jdGONEMAD

GTM*is#great&i^love=it!

hehehehhehe
- on 04/30/2009 at 19:38 | Reply Mon
  
  owwss! bolaaahhh.. LOL
  peace out deejay!!
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:14 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat jd! wala ka pa pala sa mga links ko! churi! i added you now. cool site! natakam ako sa mga food pics mo, specially the takoyaki. yum yum!
  
  oy mon, wag ka nang humirit dyan! hehehe!
  - on 05/01/2009 at 11:15 | Reply jdGONEMAD
    
    thnx… hehehehhe…
    
    jdGONEMAD.com
    
    ako din, natakam ulit…
on 04/30/2009 at 18:15 | Reply Mon

haha.. grabe battered houseband pala si James! tawa na naman ako ng tawa! LOL talaga Domestic Cruelty at its finest!
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:16 | Reply deejay
  
  ay mon, hindi ah! pampered na pampered nga sha e. wehehe!
on 04/30/2009 at 18:18 | Reply emman

two thumbs up.. ang intelligent at ganda ng mga articles mo deejay.. keep it up dude.
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:15 | Reply Xy So
  
  his works represent his personality.
  
  whew… anu raw?!
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:17 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, salamat emman! welcome to GTM!
  
  at wag ka maniwala dyan ke xy so. sa totoong buhay, i’m the most respectable, decent, quiet and reserved person you’ll ever meet.
  
  shy type ako e. *blushes*
  - on 05/01/2009 at 01:00 | Reply Star
    
    deejay,
    
    may nakaka recognize sayo sa office.. hmm..
    
    pano kaya ako makakapag leave sayo ng private message? hmm..
    
    hehe..
    - on 05/01/2009 at 01:29 | Reply deejay
      
      ha? oh no! has my cover been blown? email mo ko, star.
      - on 05/02/2009 at 01:55 | Reply Star
        
        jinojoke mo ko deejay..
        
        pano naman ako mag eemail, ano email mo?
        
        haha.. lol..
        
        hmm, iwan mo na lang sa.. uhm.. site ko? haha.. hindi ako nakakapag update pa e.. haha..
        
        yaan mo.. hindi ko ipapaalam sa lahat na ikaw si (edited).
        
        tama? hahaha.. mwah mwah!!
        
        on 05/02/2009 at 17:49 | Reply deejay
        
        tingnan mo kaya yung sidebar! nandun ang email ko. hahaha!
        
        at hindi ata ako yan star!
on 04/30/2009 at 18:24 | Reply MrCW

Talaga? grabe naman to si kris. akala ko mabait sya. d ba namimigay ng million million yan sa bingo ng bayad at sa dating deal or no deal?
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:19 | Reply deejay
  
  mabait sha, mrCW… pag tulog. hehehe!
on 04/30/2009 at 19:53 | Reply Winkie

“Nahagis nya lang po yung tinidor, pero napalakas kaya bumaon sa leeg ko.” === kalokah itech! pero kasalanan din ni james. kasi kung di nya nabasag ang china plates eh di mangyayari yan! pasalamat cya at pinatawad cya ni kris.

based on this interview eh mabait nga si kris. mapagkupkop, mapagpatawad at maunawain. dapat pa nga eh magpasalamat si james noh… sa cage cya pinatutulog at hindi sa maid’s quarters. mas demeaning kaya ang maid’s quarters?!?!
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:15 | Reply Xy So
  
  tama ka Winkie. Kris is a perfect mother and wife figure. Pramis!
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:20 | Reply deejay
  
  o. we’re all agreed. sino ang magnonominate kay kris aquino bilang wife and mother of the year?
  
  wahaha!
  - on 05/02/2009 at 02:20 | Reply Winkie
    
    sa anong award giving body? pwede na ba dun sa Parangal Alay Sa Asawang Wagas Ang Yaman… otherwise known as PASAWAY!
    - on 05/02/2009 at 17:47 | Reply deejay
      
      waah! i luvet winkie!
on 04/30/2009 at 19:54 | Reply Winkie

oh btw…. kamusta naman ang mga kakosa mong preso jan sa piitan? di ka naman nila sinasaktan?
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:15 | Reply Mon
  
  naku!! balita ko gina-gang rape daw ang mga baguhang preso!! tsk tsk! wawang deejay! goodtimers, let us pray for deejay… ngayon nya kelangan prayers natin for him.
- on 04/30/2009 at 20:24 | Reply deejay
  
  huhuhu! i feel so violated! ang sakit pala nun…!
  
  hindi ko akalaing unang araw ko pa lang sa preso ay ganun na ang gagawin nila sa akin… huhuhu!
  
  (kinurot nila ang cheeks ko kasi ang cute cute ko raw… hehehe.)
  
  oy, tumigil kayo jan, winkie, mon. kung makulong ako sasabihin ko: “di ba dapat pati yung mga nagcocomment ng salbahe e pinapakulong din?” tapos ituturo ko kayo. bwahaha!
  - on 04/30/2009 at 21:17 | Reply Winkie
    
    ay, na-gang rape!!! ano ano ang feeling deejay???
    
    oi, pag dinamay mo kami ni mon eh mangdadamay din kami *turo sa taas* sama sama tayo sa kulungan! in fairness, parang ang saya nun ah! parang excursion lang… hehehe!
    - on 04/30/2009 at 23:11 | Reply deejay
      
      makirot! nyahaha! hindi ah! ikaw talaga winkie!
      
      safe pa ang virginity ko! hahaha!
  - on 05/01/2009 at 00:24 | Reply Mon
    
    butt cheeks ba ang kinurot? kaw ha… nagiging adult-oriented na tong site mo ah.. LOL
    - on 05/01/2009 at 01:26 | Reply deejay
      
      facial cheeks lang mon! grabe to! wahaha!
on 04/30/2009 at 21:24 | Reply Mister

napakadisturbing naman nung piktyur.
ang galeng mo.
- on 04/30/2009 at 23:00 | Reply souichirou
  
  ako rin. nadisturb din sa piktyur. LOL.
- on 04/30/2009 at 23:15 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat mr. yoso and souichirou!
  
  bagay na bagay no? hehehe.
on 05/01/2009 at 00:01 | Reply Mister

I’m craving for more articles!
- on 05/01/2009 at 01:08 | Reply yumburger
  
  I’m craving for more. Period.
- on 05/01/2009 at 01:27 | Reply deejay
  
  thankies mr. yoso!
  
  and yumburger, welcome to GTM! salamat!
on 05/01/2009 at 01:00 | Reply Cheesy

I think Kris is still in love with his first Husband Pido. Panakip butas lang si James.
- on 05/01/2009 at 01:28 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha! pido dida! napanood ko yon!
on 05/01/2009 at 05:25 | Reply elleica

ngayon ko lang tunay na nakilala si james yap…

salamat GTM at nakilala ko sya ng lubusan…

lolz
- on 05/01/2009 at 15:33 | Reply deejay
  
  hahaha! hi elleica! *waves* and thru james e nakilala rin natin ng konti si kris in real life. wehehe!
on 05/01/2009 at 07:16 | Reply chriscapade

Like ko ung picture.. gusto ko ung posisyon ni Kris.. bwahahaha! nainggit?
infairness to James.. may kakaibang karisma sya kahit ganun ang fez nya. daba daba?
- on 05/01/2009 at 14:13 | Reply alewol
  
  sa bench siguro yan… parang nakita ko na ang pic na iyan….
  (kontrabida effect…. hehehehe…peace deejay!)
  - on 05/01/2009 at 15:34 | Reply deejay
    
    yan ding pic na yan ang ginamit ko dun sa squid story ke kris. tinamad na kong humanap ng iba e. hehehe.
on 05/01/2009 at 10:38 | Reply Reesie

hahaha.. this realy realistic and believable!
- on 05/01/2009 at 15:35 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat reesie! hehehe! mwaah!
on 05/01/2009 at 10:46 | Reply lio loco

sows! kapag napadaan dito si kris, baka isama ka pa niya deejay sa cage ni james yap. tatlo na kayo pag nagkataon. nyahahaha!
- on 05/01/2009 at 15:36 | Reply deejay
  
  hehehe! nakow, lio, papalabasin ko si james yap. pero ok lang sa akin makatabi si brownie… wahaha!
on 05/01/2009 at 11:08 | Reply ka-blogs-tugan

hahaha. . .wawa naman ang star ng pba. nice interview deejay!

pero hindi ko talaga ma imagine na ganyan si kris aquino, hindi talaga. hahaha ang pag kakakilala ko talaga diyan eh napaka bait na tao. . . ka trabaho kase ng erpats ko yan. lols.
- on 05/01/2009 at 15:37 | Reply deejay
  
  kwento naman jan, kbt! hehehe. iba iba ang reports na natatanggap ko about kris. me nagsasabing super maldita raw talaga, meron namang nagsasabing mabait… hehehe. baka depende sa mood nya.
on 05/01/2009 at 12:23 | Reply the observer

JAMES YAP
kaawa-awang nilalang.

ini-imagine ko si Kris
“Lumuhod ka sa asin! Now na!”
“Pumasok ka na sa cage! Now na!”

lol.
- on 05/01/2009 at 15:38 | Reply deejay
  
  hahaha! galeng galeng, kelsey! SNN-mode pa rin pala sa bahay si kris!
on 05/01/2009 at 15:09 | Reply yui

i therefore conclude that men are dogs. haha. mean.
- on 05/01/2009 at 15:39 | Reply deejay
  
  non sequitur! hahaha! it doesn’t follow, yui! maraming men na hindi dogs, maraming men na pigs. wehehe!
  - on 05/01/2009 at 20:00 | Reply yui
    
    ah tama, pigs are more appropriate. kaso i eat pigs. hehe.
    - on 05/01/2009 at 22:58 | Reply kikayness
      
      ayy!!! meron akong hinde magandang naisip…sasarilinin ko na lang…bawal kasi ang R-18 nyahahahahahaha
      - on 05/02/2009 at 17:45 | Reply deejay
        
        ingat sa swine flu, yui, nyahaha!
        
        kikay, ilabas mo na yan. atin-atin lang naman! hahaha!
        
        on 05/02/2009 at 21:07 | Reply kikayness
        
        yui kasi e!
        
        Logic lang:
        
        I eat pigs
        
        Men are pigs
        
        Therefore
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        baka magka-swine flue nga si yui
        
        on 05/03/2009 at 22:20 | Reply deejay
        
        that’s sound reasoning, kikay. hehehe! jowk lang, yui! wehehe!
  - on 05/02/2009 at 02:00 | Reply Star
    
    i so totally agree to that, deejay!
    
    hahaha..
    - on 05/02/2009 at 17:45 | Reply deejay
      
      o diva, tama ako, star? hehehe!
on 05/01/2009 at 17:01 | Reply mamimaster

tsk tsk, this is an all time low deejay, tama sila, halatang gawa-gawa mo lang ito. i can’t imagine na makakasagot nang ganyan si james yap, o inedit mo sagot nya? sabagay mas mataas naman sya ng isang level kay josh…
- on 05/01/2009 at 17:56 | Reply deejay
  
  grabe ka naman, mamimaster! “all time low”? wahaha!
  
  LOL at mas mataas ng isang level ke josh. so mean!
on 05/01/2009 at 17:21 | Reply Prince Paolo

Mabait naman pala si Kris! Ina-allow pa niya ang asawa niya na matulog at kumain. Haha! Yung iba nga, hinahayaan na lang sa hawla di ba? At naisip ni Kris na malulungkot si James kaya kasama ni James si Brownie sa room niya. O di ba? Roommate na, pet at guard pa!
- on 05/01/2009 at 17:57 | Reply deejay
  
  and prince paolo, not to mention, “constant companion” and “FB.” wahaha!
on 05/01/2009 at 19:25 | Reply solkyro

SUPER WHIPPED!!!!!

wahahahahaha

daig pa ang takusa dyan hehehehehe
- on 05/02/2009 at 17:44 | Reply deejay
  
  hahaha! LOL at takusa! *waves at solkyro*
on 05/01/2009 at 20:41 | Reply bea

hahahahahahhahaha i love reading your site. Hpe you could post more of these bwahahahahah i hate james yap airhead
- on 05/02/2009 at 17:42 | Reply deejay
  
  hi bea! welcome to GTM! thankies!
on 05/01/2009 at 22:02 | Reply Ade

Kris Aquino sure has some strange fetishes.
- on 05/02/2009 at 01:57 | Reply Star
  
  naku ade, hula lang..
  
  natuturn on sya pag ganun eh.. lol..
  - on 05/02/2009 at 17:42 | Reply deejay
    
    hehehe! me whip at collar pa atang involved eh.
    
    napansin ko kasi me marks sa leeg ni james, aside from the tinidor wounds. hindi ko na lang tinanong. hehehe.
    
    *waves at ade, star*
on 05/01/2009 at 22:29 | Reply Maldito

ay kawawa naman si james….small chismis lang..james and I had a little connection..pang frenster? ha ha ha….best friend ko kasi classmate niya noong hayskul…..ha ha ha..

anyway, dapat ngang ikulong si dejay sa hawla..ha ha ha..buti nga at walang tali ang paa ni james sa bartolina…
- on 05/02/2009 at 17:40 | Reply deejay
  
  hahaha! so, maldito, kumusta naman daw sa hayskul si pareng james?
on 05/02/2009 at 16:54 | Reply alewol

deejay… are you from caraga?
- on 05/02/2009 at 17:39 | Reply deejay
  
  nope. why mo naman natanong, alewol?
on 05/02/2009 at 18:43 | Reply alewol

i thought kasi…
- on 05/03/2009 at 22:25 | Reply deejay
  
  why mo naman naisip, alewol? hehehe! nope, i’m not from mindanao.
  - on 05/04/2009 at 15:14 | Reply alewol
    
    kasi, i’ve come across a multiply account where a certain deejay commented… and that deejay was quite familiar with caraga’s background…
    - on 05/04/2009 at 22:05 | Reply deejay
      
      hehehe. hindi ako yun, alewol.
on 05/03/2009 at 16:32 | Reply lori78

“She stabbed you with a fork and you apologized?” HAHA… and he’s got a german shepherd for a roommate? cutee…LOL!
- on 05/03/2009 at 22:15 | Reply deejay
  
  hehehe. “cutee”? love your reaction, lori. nyahaha!
on 05/05/2009 at 18:55 | Reply aki

hahahahahaha kulit!
- on 05/05/2009 at 19:08 | Reply deejay
  
  hehehe! salamat aki. mwaah!
on 05/07/2009 at 15:46 | Reply pepman

Nyak! Nyak! What a translation, I love this blog ha!

http://pepman.wordpress.com
- on 05/07/2009 at 20:46 | Reply deejay
  
  super thankies pepman! will add you up now.
on 05/10/2009 at 10:29 | Reply Kevin

Lovet. Tangna. Nakakaawa si James dito. Hahahahaha!
on 05/12/2009 at 17:13 | Reply avle

Ang cruuuuuuueeeeel!
pero nakakatawa. LOL
- on 05/13/2009 at 10:50 | Reply deejay
  
  hi avle! first mo ba dito? welcome to GTM!
on 05/16/2009 at 21:24 | Reply The EQualizer

Deejay

It’s hard to separate fact from fiction in the Kris Aquino life story.

It would be nice to have a GTM interview with Gloria Arroyo (what would your apos find out about you when they “google” your name one day?)

More Power!

EQ
on 05/29/2009 at 05:06 | Reply kaisuke

kawawa naman si james.. aha
pinaluhod pa sa asin tsk tsk
buti nakapag basketbol pa ule? ahaha
- on 05/29/2009 at 11:38 | Reply deejay
  
  meron namang knee pads, kaisuke, nyahaha!
on 06/05/2009 at 21:34 | Reply kiTOf

—-nakakaloka d2 ah…nkakawala ng mga iniisip…keep it up po—
- on 06/06/2009 at 18:18 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat kitof!
on 08/10/2009 at 05:49 | Reply Fr. Felmar Castrodes Fiel, SVD

ngek! hahahahahahahahahaha. ngayon ko lang nakita ang notice sa sidebar. joke blog ito! hahahahahahaha. paniwalang-paniwala ajo noong una. hahaha. nayari ako!
- on 08/10/2009 at 15:03 | Reply deejay
  
  waaaaah! father fiel, isa kang BIKTIM! nyahaha! kala ko nung una kang nagkoment e alam nyo na. hyuk hyuk hyuk!
  
  PS: salamat po sa add. add ko rin kayo. hehehe!
on 09/06/2009 at 23:24 | Reply gilbertyaptan

Hi Deejay (either da both if you will do, heheh),

Whenever my blood pressure rises upon hearing/seeing Crazy Krissy (especially since Pres. Cory died until Noynoy’s spiritual retreat), I only had to go to your blog to detoxify myself.

Keep it up! You’re up there with the Professional Heckler in my list of fave blogs.
on 09/18/2009 at 15:23 | Reply vance.a

*laughing with no sound because i’m in class*
good job. lol talaga.
on 02/14/2010 at 11:16 | Reply yap

putang ina mo kris pasalamat ka nga dahil tinanggap ka ni james kahit may std ka kaya wag mo sya ganyanin bahala ka maramig girls dyan na virgin di mo kagaya marami na dumaan sayo shit ka wag mo anuhin si james and idol ko tang ina mo james kung ako sayo hanap ka na ng ibang girls sure na di k lolokohin