Ricky Hatton lost his memory after fight, handlers say

05/05/2009 by diego jose

Hatton

Now it can be told.

When Ricky Hatton recovered from Manny Pacquiao’s punch that knocked him out Sunday, he lost his memory temporarily and thought he was another person, his handlers revealed Monday.

For over an hour, Hatton thought he was Pacquiao.

“Where am I? I win right? I win the mats?” Hatton asked when he came to. “Where is Jinkee, my wayp? Jinkee, swithart, where are you?”

His handlers were all shocked.

Hatton reportedly could not recognize his own girlfriend, Jennifer Dooley, and his mother, Carol, and kept looking for Jinkee and Aling Dionisia, Pacquiao’s mother.

“Baby, listen, you are Ricky Hatton. You are Ricky Hatton. I’m sorry but you lost to Pacquiao,” Dooley told him.

But Hatton just ignored her. “Who are you? I em Manny Pacquiao. Where is ebribadi?”

The doctors said it was a rare phenomenon called “psychic transference,” in which a person who experiences a severe blow to the head sometimes loses his memory and wakes up thinking he is another person.

“But the odds of this happening is one-in-a-million,” one doctor said.

“That’s why we never granted an interview immediately,” Dooley said. “Certainly we couldn’t allow him to face the press and talk about how he had ‘won.’”

Instead, they had some people pose as reporters to “interview” him, Dooley said. She recalled Hatton telling the fake reporters: “I neber tot I will beat him easily. He is beri good payter, you know. Powerful punch, but I em able to get him with my right. I em beri happy. But I em sad for Ricky Hatton. I em just doing my jab.”

Then he started singing: “Kahit saan kahit kailan/ Basta’t kung para sa bayan/Buhay ko ay ilalaan/ Sa lupa kong sinilangan/ Pilipino, Pilipino, Pilipino/ Ang lahi ko/ Pilipino, Pilipino, Pilipino/ Ang lahi ko…”

Dooley recalled offering her boyfriend a glass of water. But Hatton told her frostily: “Ekyus me, I only drink Vitwater, you know?”

Posted in News | Tagged Humor, Sports, Pinoy, Manny Pacquiao, Philippines, Satire, Joke, Boxing, Ricky Hatton, Britain, Vitwater, Jinkee Pacquiao, Dionisia Pacquiao, Jennifer Dooley, Knockout, Amnesia, Psychic Transference | 110 Comments

110 Responses

on 05/05/2009 at 16:14 | Reply chinchai

I am a follower of this blog for some months now. And I can say that the blogs are really funny, even my bosses would laugh their asses off everytime they read new posts.

I hope you could also post soemthing about Nanay Dionisia’s first visit to America.

Keep writing while we keep readin’
- on 05/05/2009 at 16:34 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, thanks so much chinchai!
  
  and you’re absolutely right- i’ve been setting my sights on nanay dionisia for some time, but i’ve never gotten around to writing anything about her. i will, one of these days.
  
  and since it’s your first time to comment, welcome to GTM!
on 05/05/2009 at 16:20 | Reply cee

nice…hahaha! =)
- on 05/05/2009 at 16:35 | Reply deejay
  
  hi cee! your first time here, too, right? thankies! welcome to GTM!
on 05/05/2009 at 16:37 | Reply kikayness

nyahahahaha….akala ko nakakulong ka na naman kaya walang bagong post….nakinood ka pala ng pacman payt!
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:00 | Reply Winkie
  
  whahaha! pareho tayo ng naisip. redi pa naman sana ako bisitahin sa piitan si deejay. duda ko eh baka na-gang reyp na naman!!! hihihi!
  - on 05/05/2009 at 17:12 | Reply deejay
    
    huhuhu! inaapi mo na naman ako winkie!
    
    hindi ako papagangrape ulet no. tama na ang first time.
    
    wahaha!
  - on 05/05/2009 at 17:14 | Reply alewol
    
    nope… hindi siya na gang rape…
    he’s just getting older everyday… kaya
    yun… yun.. yun ang dahilan…
    medyo makalimutin na siya…
    
    hehehehe
    - on 05/05/2009 at 20:01 | Reply Winkie
      
      di kita inaapi deejay… concerned lang ako sa kapakanan mo. ayan, nadulas ka na nman ===> “hindi ako papagangrape ulet no. tama na ang first time”
      
      ayan, si alewol, inaapi ka. alzheimers ba, alewol??? hehehe!
      - on 05/05/2009 at 20:56 | Reply deejay
        
        che!
        
        you’re ganging up on me ha! huhuhu! susumbong ko kayo ke ping. papachuva nya rin kayo, huhuhu!
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:13 | Reply deejay
  
  hi kikay! i’m back! i’m so back! hehehe. galing akong las vegas e. haynaku! jetlag pa. *nag-ilusyon*
on 05/05/2009 at 16:52 | Reply cee

hi deejay! yes…first time! love your blog!! kakatuwa!
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:13 | Reply deejay
  
  super salamat cee!
on 05/05/2009 at 16:54 | Reply alewol

hahaha…. good one, deejay… good one…
this one really made my day…

mwaaaahhh… for a job well, done…
**winks**
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:14 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, thankies alewol! mwaah! *wink, wink* hehehe.
on 05/05/2009 at 16:56 | Reply sassysinnersaint

For a moment there I thought si marian ang sumapi kay hatton. Then I got to the part that reads ‘Powerful punch, but I em able to get him with my right’, and thought, well, our marian couldn’t have said that. not with the f and the p’s right. And of course not without the cuss words.

wb from you hiatus, deejay!
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:15 | Reply deejay
  
  super thankies, sassy! aymishu!
  
  grabe, sobrang nablangko ako the past several days… ang solusyon: refile, repost, republish. hahaha!
  - on 05/05/2009 at 18:47 | Reply sassysinnersaint
    
    Thanks to hatton then. and his rather anticlimactic thrashing.
    - on 05/05/2009 at 19:13 | Reply deejay
      
      true that!
on 05/05/2009 at 16:57 | Reply lovesirius

ilang beses yata ako nag check ng update dito. buti naman, meron na
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:17 | Reply deejay
  
  hehehe! oo nga lovesirius, magcontribute kasi kayo! iisa pa lang ang nagcocontribute so far. hmmph! hehehe.
  
  welcome back!
on 05/05/2009 at 17:05 | Reply Winkie

whahaha! sobrang powerful nga pala ang mga suntok ni packy ah! pati ung broken english nya eh lumipat ke hatton.

ano kaya maramdaman ni aling dionisia pag nagpumilit si hatton na umuwi ng Gen. Santos… eh di naman sila magkamukha ni hatton. hehehe!
- on 05/05/2009 at 17:18 | Reply deejay
  
  e, feeling ko winkie, e okay lang ke aling dionisia na ipagpalit si pacquiao. para malahian sila ng tisoy. wahaha!
  - on 05/05/2009 at 20:13 | Reply Winkie
    
    unang basa ko eh “malahian siya ng puti”… eeewww!!! but come to think of it, ano kaya itsura ng anak ni hatton at aling dionisa. di ba maganda lagi ang anak pag mixed puti and pinay… hehehe!
    - on 05/05/2009 at 20:57 | Reply deejay
      
      well, malamang mas pogi ke pacquiao ng konti. siguro naman e hindi duling. wahaha!
      - on 05/05/2009 at 21:47 | Reply Winkie
        
        lol @ duling. you’re so mean talaga, deejay!!! hehehe!
        
        on 05/06/2009 at 12:44 | Reply deejay
        
        what’s mean about that, winkie? i’m just telling the truth… nyahaha!
on 05/05/2009 at 18:17 | Reply solkyro

that was one heck of a punch hehehehe

na transfer ni pacquiao ang pagkatao kay hatton in that jaw breaking punch

uy, pwedeng palang maging immortal si pacquiao pag nagkataon hahahahaha
- on 05/05/2009 at 18:59 | Reply deejay
  
  kurak solkyro! nyahaha! pwedeng body snatcher si packy. paging anne rice fans. hahaha!
on 05/05/2009 at 18:34 | Reply kikayness

aha! palagay ko si pacman ay si Lord Voldemort ahehehehehe
- on 05/05/2009 at 19:00 | Reply deejay
  
  fwede rin! sabagay british din si harry potah. wahaha!
on 05/05/2009 at 18:41 | Reply Kevin

Nice! Hahaha! Kakaaliw! Kala ko nung una, totoong reports ung iba. After ko mabasa ung ibang articles, joke lang pala. Hahaha! Talk about entertainment.
- on 05/05/2009 at 19:01 | Reply deejay
  
  hiya, kevin! welcome to GTM!
  
  salamat salamat!
  - on 05/10/2009 at 10:25 | Reply Kevin
    
    You’re welcome.
on 05/05/2009 at 18:56 | Reply aki

nyahaahahaha!
- on 05/05/2009 at 19:02 | Reply deejay
  
  hi aki! first time here, right? welcome to GTM!
on 05/05/2009 at 19:27 | Reply Mon

nyahahah!!
kawawang hatton!
buti na lang hindi sya naging si Nay Dioniscia. ahha
napanood nyo ba yung message ni aling Dionie kay Pacman?
“Ay lab yu nak… ay lab yu manny. mwah!!”

kakatuwa talaga. lol

Team Pacman, the best!!

so is deejay.
- on 05/05/2009 at 19:31 | Reply deejay
  
  mon, i’m falling for nanay dionisia na! wehehe!
  
  uy, the best daw ako… i accept. wahaha! salamat mon!
  - on 05/05/2009 at 20:15 | Reply Winkie
    
    falling for nanay dionisia??? ganun type mo deejay???
    - on 05/05/2009 at 20:31 | Reply sassysinnersaint
      
      my gulay, ikaw na ang magka-step son na kasing yaman ni manny… i think im falling for her too!!
      - on 05/05/2009 at 21:00 | Reply deejay
        
        ay, sassy! girl-on-girl action! nyahaha!
        
        and winkie, unlike sassy here, my admiration for nay dionisia has nothing to do with the pacquiao millions. i’m a pure-hearted individual kasi…
        
        (hi madame dioni, pautang naman! )
        
        on 05/05/2009 at 22:45 | Reply Mon
        
        di ba “falling for” someone means beginning to develop a romantic interest for someone. hahah!!
        
        deejay and dionisia. pwede!!!
        
        ang labteam na tatalo sa Kimerald, Dingdong and Marian at kung PoohKwang. LOL
        
        on 05/06/2009 at 18:03 | Reply deejay
        
        that goes without saying mon. nyahaha! well, love knows no age, sex and religion…
  - on 05/10/2009 at 10:26 | Reply Kevin
    
    Deejay!!! Waaaaaag ka mag-fall ka Nanay Dionisiaaaaaa!!!! Hehehehe
on 05/05/2009 at 20:27 | Reply Edmond

Oh. My. Goodness. Di ‘to kinaya ng powers ko. Hahahahaha!

Na-LSS ako nang slight sa kanta ni Pacquiao. Oh. My. Goodness.
- on 05/05/2009 at 21:02 | Reply deejay
  
  nakakaLSS naman talaga in fernez yung song, edmond. wag mong ikahiya. wahaha!
  - on 05/06/2009 at 03:19 | Reply Edmond
    
    Sabay sabay tayo:
    
    Pilipino, Pilipino, Pilipino ang lahi ko!
    
    LOL
    - on 05/06/2009 at 12:45 | Reply deejay
      
      Lagi kung itataas
      Bandila ng Pilipinas
      Saan man sulok ng mundo
      Iwawagayway ko ito
      
      all together now…!
      
      hehehe!
on 05/05/2009 at 20:28 | Reply marga

naririnig ko na boses ni pacquiao yung boses ni hatton nung mga panahon na yun. hahaha!

sana sa tuwing may laban si pacquiao ay gawin ni gloria na holiday. hahaha!
- on 05/05/2009 at 21:04 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha! tama ka, espiritu ni packy yung pumasok sa katawan ni hatton.
  
  at sana nga holiday kahit matalo sha, nyehehe!
  - on 05/07/2009 at 03:44 | Reply marga
    
    hahaha! tawang tawa talaga ako habang binabasa ko yan.
    
    talaga! para wala ng pasok palagi.
on 05/05/2009 at 20:45 | Reply the observer

poor Hatton.
- on 05/05/2009 at 21:05 | Reply deejay
  
  uuuuuuuy, si kelsey, kras si hatton!
  
  wahaha!
  - on 05/06/2009 at 03:21 | Reply the observer
    
    kras ka jan!
    *marian mode*
    - on 05/06/2009 at 12:22 | Reply deejay
      
      deny pa sha… hehehe!
on 05/05/2009 at 20:46 | Reply cnoako?!

matagal na ko nagbabasa dito pero di ko kinaya to.. mahal ko na yata si Hatton(kung sino man cya)!
- on 05/05/2009 at 21:08 | Reply deejay
  
  hello cnoako?! hehehe! welcome to GTM!
  
  at understandable naman na lab mo sha kasi cute naman si hatton di ba? nyahaha!
on 05/05/2009 at 22:28 | Reply souichirou

kaloka! hahaha!

di ba si aling dionisia hinihimatay pag may laban si packy? hindi kaya si aling dionisia muna ang sumapi kay hatton? LOL.

galeng galeng! aylavet! you know…
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:23 | Reply deejay
  
  hahaha! fwede! oo nga no? character talaga si aling dionisia.
  
  thankies, souichirou!
on 05/05/2009 at 23:58 | Reply wyatt

You always make my day.
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:23 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, thanks, wyatt!
on 05/06/2009 at 01:39 | Reply Mon

aww, sige nga kiss mo si deejay sa lips.
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:25 | Reply deejay
  
  at talagang humirit ka pa mon! conservative ako no. hmmph!
  
  hindi pwede sa lips sa first date.
  
  dapat sa cheeks muna… butt cheeks.
  
  nyahaha!
on 05/06/2009 at 03:33 | Reply elleica

nung una natawa ako dahil ang ikli ng fight…

pero nun nakita ko un mukha ni hatton naawa talaga ako sa kanya..

but then dahil sobrang ikli ng laban nakagawa tuloy ako ng katatawang blog entry tungkol sa kanila..

sabi ko na nga ba magkakaroon ng kwento dito tungkol sa laban na yan…

at halos patapos narin ako mag super backread…

so pressure deejay…mag-post ka pa ng bago.. *evil laugh*

lolz!
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:28 | Reply deejay
  
  hala! nahuli ko na ang blog mo elleica! hehehe! (exchange links tayo?)
  
  at i agree, kakatawa nga yung bilis nung payt.
  
  hwaat, tapos na? *shocked*
  
  hehehe!
  - on 05/08/2009 at 04:53 | Reply elleica
    
    malapit na deejay. inaayos ko nlng un blog ko. lilipat narin kasi ako ng wordpress. mas maganda pala dito. hehe.
on 05/06/2009 at 03:48 | Reply kikayness

deej, alam ko na pakiramdam ni hatton…may sira-ulong biglang sumapak sakin kanina habang pauwi ako huhuhuhuh (at dito talaga ako nagsumbong e noh!?)
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:29 | Reply deejay
  
  hwaat?!? sino naman yan, kikay? maygas! ipapulis natin yan. or better yet, ipachuva natin ke senador.
  
  what happened? :’(
on 05/06/2009 at 04:38 | Reply maccallister

juice ko ang sakit ng tiyan ko dito!hahaha i like this post ang galing a great laugh thats what i need in the middle of the night LOL!
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:29 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, thanks, maccallister. glad you approve.
on 05/06/2009 at 05:36 | Reply mamimaster

tol, may chika ako. baka pwede mong imbestigahan. isa itong kaso ng forbidden love. ang mga involved? si Mommy Dionesia Pacquiao at si FLoyd Mayweather Sr.
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:32 | Reply deejay
  
  ROTFL! maygas! ayluvet! hahaha! isulat mo to mamimaster! pigain mo ang sources mo! dali! wahaha!
  
  love match of the century: dionesia and floyd *hearts*
  
  nyahaha!
  - on 05/06/2009 at 22:58 | Reply mamimaster
    
    wahapens in beegas! stisin beegas!
    - on 05/07/2009 at 20:55 | Reply deejay
      
      nyahaha! luvet! i’m still waiting for that investigative report, mamimaster. wehehe!
on 05/06/2009 at 05:42 | Reply kikayness

natawa naman ako sa sinabi mo mamimaster…reliable ba source mo?
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:37 | Reply deejay
  
  oo naman, malamang trusted source yan. hehehe.
  
  maygas, kikay. i just read your blog entry. papasalvage natin yan. makakatikim sha ke pacquiao! but i’m relieved you weren’t seriously hurt.
  - on 05/06/2009 at 14:00 | Reply kikayness
    
    awwww…..i’m so touched….thanks sa concern
    
    ….sakit pa rin panga ko huhuhuhu
    - on 05/06/2009 at 18:05 | Reply deejay
      
      pahilot natin yan, kikay! ano bang itsura nun? baka masalubong ko, e gugulpihin ko on your behalf. hehehe!
      - on 05/06/2009 at 18:24 | Reply kikayness
        
        uhm…kulay dilaw sya…kamtutinkopit…kamukha mo nyahahaha
        
        on 05/06/2009 at 20:32 | Reply deejay
        
        nalost ako dito, kikay-”kamtutinkopit.” hehehe. ano yan? so kung kamukha ko, ang cute namang holdaper nyan! nyahaha!
        
        on 05/06/2009 at 22:50 | Reply kikayness
        
        that’s marian wondering….nyahahahaha
        
        na-lost ako dun sa “cute” <– ano yan?!? hehehehehe
        
        on 05/06/2009 at 22:51 | Reply kikayness
        
        pwede rin palang, that’s pacquiao wondering
        
        on 05/07/2009 at 20:21 deejay
        
        ah! gets ko na! ang slow ko ha! come to think of it! wahaha! galeng galeng!
on 05/06/2009 at 07:28 | Reply enrico1104

pakinsyet…the best ito..sakit sa tiyan….
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:39 | Reply deejay
  
  thankies enrico! etong imodium para sa yo. hehehe!
on 05/06/2009 at 09:54 | Reply Ghost

I heard rumors about Hatton loosing his memory for a moment but when I read this post I knew this was not the real thing. There is no way that Hatton would be able to sing a Tagalog song as written above.

But a good blog though, very funny.
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:40 | Reply deejay
  
  thanks, ghost! welcome to GTM!
on 05/06/2009 at 11:59 | Reply MrCW

hhahahahaha… ang galing ng imagination ko. kitang kita ko na si hatton became manny pacquiao while reading the article.

Natamaan yata ako sa kamao ni manny.
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:42 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! ang daling ipicture no? so, mrCW, wish mo palang makatikim ng kamao ni packy… i-a-arrange natin yan, wag kang mag-alala. nyehehe!
on 05/06/2009 at 12:13 | Reply Rico

So funny! Galing!
- on 05/06/2009 at 12:47 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat salamat rico! welcome to GTM!
on 05/06/2009 at 14:35 | Reply jdGONEMAD

ayus. vitwater. try one now.
- on 05/06/2009 at 18:06 | Reply deejay
  
  nagplug ka pa, jd. hehehe. masarap ba yang vitwater na yan?
on 05/06/2009 at 16:36 | Reply chinchai

Thank you for the warm welcome, deejay!

Aabangan ko talaga ang blog mo about Nanay Dionisia.

Btw, after reading this blog, I have this LSS… I keep singing “Pilipino, Pilipino, Pilipino ang lahi ko….” in my head.

On the side note, meron pang isang kanta si Pacquiao na gusto ko. Yun bang “Ixtreme, Ixtreme magec seng!”
- on 05/06/2009 at 18:06 | Reply deejay
  
  sureness, chinchai! thankies!
on 05/06/2009 at 18:33 | Reply Marvin

Hey Dod! Greyt rayt ap!
- on 05/06/2009 at 20:30 | Reply deejay
  
  hilow marben! teynk yu sow mats!
on 05/07/2009 at 04:59 | Reply Ade

I mean, you know?
- on 05/07/2009 at 20:23 | Reply deejay
  
  watchomin ade? watchomin?
on 05/07/2009 at 05:53 | Reply rhk111

Brilliant blog ….. wish I’d thought of it. LOL
- on 05/07/2009 at 20:24 | Reply deejay
  
  hi rhk111! new here, aren’t you? welcome to GTM!
  
  and super thanks!
on 05/08/2009 at 15:46 | Reply Pacman Wonderland

Very creative piece bro…
- on 05/08/2009 at 17:01 | Reply deejay
  
  thankies, pacman wonderland! welcome to GTM!
on 05/09/2009 at 21:05 | Reply Mike

I keep on laughing so hard on your posts! Grabe nakakatuwa talaga pati yung boss ko na-curious kung bakit tawa ako ng tawa. Kala ko papagalitan nya ako pero I was surprised na hiningi nya link mo.
Now, I’m hear him laughing on his table. LOL!

Hayan link na kita sa blog ko :p

GTM*is#great&i^love=it!

LOL!
on 05/10/2009 at 23:51 | Reply jaydee

“Ekyus me, I only drink Vitwater, you know?”

hahahh=)).. ROTFL
- on 05/11/2009 at 11:10 | Reply deejay
  
  impressive ang product placement dito sa GTM, am i right, jaydee? wehehe!
on 05/16/2009 at 01:35 | Reply julius king

woah! i’m new here, and in fairness, ANGALING Ahh! Kahit gabing gabi na, natatawa ako sa mga stories mo…

MORE POWER friend!
- on 05/16/2009 at 15:05 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat salamat salamat julius king! welcome to GTM!
on 05/17/2009 at 07:46 | Reply ace

hahahaha this is my 1st time to be in this site….ur news on ricky hatton losing his memory after he lost to pacman was really funny… i cant stop laughing…..hahaha great work man.
- on 05/17/2009 at 18:49 | Reply deejay
  
  thanks ace! glad you approve. welcome to GTM!