The truth about Angel Locsin’s crunchy panties

07/24/2009 by diego jose

Angel

Angel Locsin may have the face and body of an angel, but according to someone who works in the laundry shop that washes Locsin’s clothes, the actress has the hygiene of a dung beetle.

It was learned that the actress uses “side A” and “side B” of her panties several times before having them laundered, based on information from a reliable source.

“Pag dating sa amin, malutong na. Parang chicharong bulaklak (They’re crunchy like cracklings),” the laundrywoman, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told Good Times Manila.

“Sa computation ko, ginagamit nya yung side A mula Lunes hanggang Huwebes, tapos side B na mula Friday hanggang Linggo (Based on my computation, she uses ‘side A’ Monday to Thursday and then ‘side B,’ Friday to Sunday),” she said. She said Locsin apparently uses only four-five pairs every month, since only this number ends up in her laundry basket.

She said Locsin, the girlfriend of TV host-actor Luis Manzano, has her dirty clothes picked up from her house to be washed every month at Lavandera Co.

“Nung una, excited na excited ako when she became our client. Kasi biro mo, sikat na sikat na artista,” the source said of the female lead of ABS-CBN’s remake of the Korean series “Only You,” with Sam Milby and Diether Ocampo.

But she said she was horrified when she started washing Locsin’s clothes, especially her underwear.

The laundrywoman said the washing machine does not work, and that she has to keep the panties submerged in water with bleach for three days, and then pummel them with a 2X2 piece of wood. “Tapos kelangan ko pang ibabad sa Downy para lumambot,” she said.

“Noong una akala ko, dark brown talaga yung kulay nung mga panty nya, pero pagkatapos malabhan at ma-bleach, light blue at light pink pala!” the laundrywoman said.

She narrated a horror story about Locsin’s panties, claiming that the panties were beginning to take a life of their own.

“Nung isang gabi, nilagay ko yung mga panty nya sa isang batya. Umalis lang ako sandali para kumain, pero pagbalik ko, wala na yung mga panty!” she said.

She recalled searching everywhere but could not find them. Then she was shocked to see that the panties were stuck on the wall and seemed to be inching their way toward the open window.

“Parang gusto nilang tumakas (It’s like they wanted to escape),” the laundrywoman said, shaking her head.

Posted in News | Tagged ABS-CBN, Angel Locsin, Celebrities, Chicharong Bulaklak, Crunchy Panties, Diether Ocampo, Dirty Clothes, Humor, Hygiene, Joke, Korean, Laundry, Laundrywoman, Luis Manzano, Movies, Only You, Panties, Pinoy, Sam Milby, Satire, Showbiz, Side A, Side B, TV | 347 Comments

347 Responses

on 07/24/2009 at 19:53 | Reply supot

first?
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:45 | Reply deejay
  
  kowngrats supot! prize mo: one pre-owned pair of panties courtesy of angel!
on 07/24/2009 at 19:54 | Reply pipay

base!
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:46 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-nahuli ka by a few seconds pipay.
on 07/24/2009 at 19:55 | Reply supot

parang vinyl record pala ang panty ni Angel- me side A at side B….hehheheh
- on 07/24/2009 at 19:59 | Reply pipay
  
  d lang ung supot.. Marunong pang umeskapo! Takot sa tubig. Lol!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 00:47 | Reply deejay
    
    talagang vinyl record ang analogy mo supot. baket di na lang casette tape? wahaha!
    
    pipay, ang galing nung mga panty… may escape route sila hehehe!
on 07/24/2009 at 19:55 | Reply pipay

hehe. 2nd na lng pala. Ok to deejay a.. Ambilis ng sunod n article.
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:48 | Reply deejay
  
  e alam kong maraming marian fans ang nag-aabang na si angel naman ang mabiktima dito sa GTM.
  
  napupuruhan na raw ang idol nila. nyahaha!
  - on 07/27/2009 at 16:22 | Reply Reese
    
    He!he! Sa wakas, si Angel naman ang dinale mo! Nyahaha!
    Uy, balita ko nga, bihira talaga maligo yan kasi naaadik sa Farmville ng Facebook.
    - on 07/29/2009 at 02:09 | Reply deejay
      
      sure ka bang si angel ang tinutukoy mo reese at hindi ikaw? nyuk nyuk nyuk!
      - on 07/29/2009 at 15:00 | Reply Reese
        
        Si Angel yun! Pero adik din ako sa Farmville, har!har!
on 07/24/2009 at 19:57 | Reply supot

lasang chicharong bulaklak din kaya??? me oily parts din kaya? hehehhehe
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:50 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! ikaw supot ha! LOL!
on 07/24/2009 at 20:19 | Reply CJ

baka piniluto niya yan sa Flavors of the East =)
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:52 | Reply deejay
  
  hmmm… posible cj! deep-fried pala e. nyeh!
on 07/24/2009 at 20:26 | Reply Bryan Karl

Err why Angel??? >.<

No comment nalang.
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:54 | Reply deejay
  
  brarl, kasi nag-aalburuto na ang mga marian fans. san na raw yung post ko about angel.
  
  eto na. hehehe!
  
  alam ko maraming mahe-hurt na angel fans. *turo sa baba* but what can i do?
  
  dapat wala tayong pinapanigan dito. responsible reporting lang! wahaha!
  - on 07/26/2009 at 04:07 | Reply SuperSawsaw
    
    maga-alburuto pa rin mga marian fans. hindi kasing tindi nga mga tirada mo kay marianne itong post mo kay atsay.
    
    biased ka talaga deejay. maka-angel ka! mwahahahahaha..
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:01 | Reply deejay
      
      biased pa pala ako sa lagay na yan? nyahaha!
      - on 08/06/2009 at 09:17 | Reply batibot
        
        mukamu,,,, storya mulang yan
        
        anu yan gustu sumikat
        
        wag ganun pre….
on 07/24/2009 at 21:03 | Reply Syve

toinks! yan lang ang masasabi ko.
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:54 | Reply deejay
  
  uuuuy! si syve pans ni angel. wehehe!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 08:12 | Reply Syve
    
    hahahah! wala naman akong sinabi ah!
    - on 07/25/2009 at 12:43 | Reply deejay
      
      woos! halata sa tone mo e. nyehehe!
      - on 07/25/2009 at 23:05 | Reply Syve
        
        pinagbibintangan mo ako, bad yan. nyehehehe! pero in fairness, ok sya the way she carries herself. nag-explain pa noh haha!
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 18:02 | Reply deejay
        
        uuuuy! depensib! wahaha! ok lang yan syve, di naman maging masama ang maging presidente ng angel locsin pans klab!
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 18:35 | Reply Syve
        
        wahhh naunsa naman ni oi.. na-president naman nuon ko sa pans clun ni angel wehehehehe!
        
        isang malutong na hindi noh!
on 07/24/2009 at 21:41 | Reply Nix

10th woot
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:55 | Reply deejay
  
  LOLWOOT! hehehe! hi nix!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 03:24 | Reply Nix
    
    ahahahah wala lang
    
    wala magawa eh XD
on 07/24/2009 at 22:41 | Reply kaisuke

waaaa~ grabe naman to.. dq maimagine ang amoy hehe
hmm si marian kaya? ilang panties ginagamet nya every week? hehe..
- on 07/25/2009 at 00:56 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL, kaisuke, si marian di gumagamit ng panty yan. mainit daw kasi ang panahon ngayon.
  - on 07/25/2009 at 21:52 | Reply kaisuke
    
    oh. ganun ba? tnx for the info deejay.. hehe
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:03 | Reply deejay
      
      o di ba, napakainpormatib talaga dito! san ka pa? wahaha!
on 07/24/2009 at 23:07 | Reply jammy

hmmm…
crunchy panties = Locsin’s dry and homogenous acting
laundry shop = ABS-CBN

tama ba ako?
- on 07/24/2009 at 23:10 | Reply jammy
  
  * i meant monotonous acting
  - on 07/25/2009 at 00:58 | Reply deejay
    
    wuy! si jammy may symbolic interpretation sa post ko! wahaha! pero tama ka, may hidden message sa post na to! hihihi!
- on 07/25/2009 at 01:12 | Reply avegirl
  
  nakanang!may ganong interpretation? da vinci code??hehehe
  - on 07/25/2009 at 12:49 | Reply deejay
    
    shemps avegirl. idecode mo na. dali! hehehe!
    - on 07/26/2009 at 02:29 | Reply Nix
      
      naku baka next vatican na tirahin ni deejay
      
      next lvl na ba ito ???
      - on 07/26/2009 at 18:03 | Reply deejay
        
        next na nga si papa ratzy! wehehe!
on 07/24/2009 at 23:43 | Reply chriscapade

ako no comment din. mas gusto ko sya compared to Maryan Riveyra
- on 07/25/2009 at 01:00 | Reply deejay
  
  ganyan kayo ha. pero pag ako ang binabalahura dito, tuwang tuwa kayo. punyeta!
  
  -Marian Rivera
  
  hala, chriscapade, magtago ka na!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 08:13 | Reply Syve
    
    nyahahah!
    - on 07/25/2009 at 12:50 | Reply deejay
      
      epal ka pa jan. magsama kayo ng idol mo!
      
      -Marian Rivera
      - on 07/26/2009 at 02:34 | Reply Nix
        
        marian easy ka lang
        
        ikaw pa rin nangunguna para sa akin
        
        kapag may pera ako ikaw kukunin ko actress sa
        
        teleserye na gagawin ko
        
        ito sample
        
        http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s12/arionelaine/RBSHORT3.jpg
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 12:15 | Reply Syve
        
        lagot c deejay! daming nag-comment na pans.. hihihi!
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 18:05 | Reply deejay
        
        in pernez, kakatuwa yung link mo nix! nyahaha!
        
        syve, humanap ka pa ng mga kakampi mo! hmf! nyahaha!
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 23:56 | Reply Nix
        
        bwahahaha
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 12:02 | Reply Tom
        
        Galing dre? Kelan ba to?
  - on 07/26/2009 at 11:34 | Reply lars
    
    rotfl.
on 07/24/2009 at 23:59 | Reply lemon twee

crunchy nga! :p
- on 07/25/2009 at 01:00 | Reply deejay
  
  whee! hi lemon twee!
on 07/25/2009 at 00:13 | Reply amiboshi

sobrang baboy naman…. bat di nalang si marian babuyin mo. di yung mga mababait at ok na tao!
- on 07/25/2009 at 01:02 | Reply deejay
  
  ekyus me, mabait naman ako a! leche!
  
  -Marian Rivera
  
  hi amiboshi! hehehe.
  - on 07/27/2009 at 16:34 | Reply Reese
    
    Uy, ano ba yan! Ang pipikon ng mga pans ni Angel. Buti pa pans ni Marian, mas understanding. Kasi satire nga e, di ba? Meaning, it’s not the truth, di ba deejay! Di ba, di ba? Di naman talaga mataray si marian e, aminin mo deejay! Aminin mo!!!
    - on 07/29/2009 at 02:10 | Reply deejay
      
      nyahaha! in denial ang loko! muhahaha!
on 07/25/2009 at 00:19 | Reply Madagascar

not funny. no comment yun lang.
- on 07/25/2009 at 01:03 | Reply deejay
  
  hi madagascar, you’re also amiboshi, right? *turo sa taas*
  
  thanks for dropping by!
- on 07/25/2009 at 03:04 | Reply Ax
  
  hm, natawa lang ako. may sumeseryoso sa artic mo GTM! hehe.
  - on 07/25/2009 at 12:52 | Reply deejay
    
    e genyan talaga ax. inaasahan kong marami pang angel pans ang susulpot. wehehe!
    - on 07/25/2009 at 14:16 | Reply karoger
      
      against the odds.
      now i believe that GTM stands by its integrity as an outfit of responsible, balanced and fearless reporting.
      
      wow. astig deejay. haha.
      - on 07/26/2009 at 18:06 | Reply deejay
        
        hwaw! tats ako karoger! ganyan ang GTM walang inuurungan! nyehehe!
on 07/25/2009 at 00:34 | Reply ShatterShards

Grabe naman kayong maghusga! She just cares for the environment, kaya nagtitipid siya sa tubig at sa sabon. hehe
- on 07/25/2009 at 01:06 | Reply deejay
  
  ROTFL! onga naman. sorry angel! di ko alam environmentalist ka pala.
  
  ako rin environmentalist. nyahaha!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 09:30 | Reply Mon
    
    hi deejay,
    environmentalist ka din? ibig sabihin twice a month ka lang nagpapalit ng shirt? hehe. ako nga din environmentalist kaya minsan lang ako nagsusuot ng damit. LOL
    - on 07/25/2009 at 12:53 | Reply deejay
      
      hindi no! oy mon, wag mo igaya sa yo.
      
      environmentalist ako kasi lagi akong natural. walang brip-brip!
      
      i always go commando. nyahaha! jowk!
      - on 07/25/2009 at 21:54 | Reply kaisuke
        
        soo.. parang si marian ka din pala, deejay? hehe.. pans ka nga ni marian
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 18:07 | Reply deejay
        
        kinunek! wahaha! di no. che!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 09:31 | Reply Mon
    
    ERRATUM:
    
    hi deejay,
    environmentalist ka din? ibig sabihin twice a month ka lang nagpapalit ng *undies? hehe. ako nga din environmentalist kaya minsan lang ako nagsusuot ng damit. LOL
    - on 07/25/2009 at 09:48 | Reply kikayness
      
      kala ko CF minsan ka rin lang nagsusuot ng undies….nakupo! itatatwa kita!
      - on 07/25/2009 at 17:17 | Reply Mon
        
        ahaha.. CF, si Deejay yung indi nagsusuot ng undies. ako paminsan-minsan. nagsusuot naman. aahhaha
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 18:08 | Reply deejay
        
        anubayang CF na yan?!? tagal na kong curious dyan! hehehe!
        
        oy, jowk lang yung di ko pagbi-brip! nakabrip lagi ako no, at araw araw pinapalitan! hmf!
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 04:29 | Reply Mon
        
        ah wala deejay di mo na pwede bawiin sinabi mo. haha.
        
        CF means cute and funny. LOL
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 15:09 | Reply kikayness
        
        ay hinde kaya…Cristy Fermin kaya! nyahahaha…jowkness
        
        CF= close friend
        
        (at talagang sinagot ko ha?!)
- on 07/26/2009 at 11:35 | Reply lars
  
  magtatanim na lang ako ng puno. maraming maraming puno.
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:11 | Reply deejay
    
    LOL-sa brip mo itanim para meron na kagad soil. wahaha! jowk lang lars!
on 07/25/2009 at 01:11 | Reply avegirl

anong meron kay angel at uber crunchy ang undies nya?hmmm…
- on 07/25/2009 at 12:55 | Reply deejay
  
  napriprito kasi ang panty nya kaya ayon. hehehe! *kaway kay avegirl*
on 07/25/2009 at 01:51 | Reply Jeffroger Kho

ay! d ako nakapasok sa taften… huhuhu…

oi deejay may product mention pa ng Downy ha…

LOL @ dos-por-dos na kahoy!
- on 07/25/2009 at 12:55 | Reply deejay
  
  onga no jeff. dapat magpabayad na ko. tsk tsk!
on 07/25/2009 at 01:56 | Reply Madagascar

si marian kaya ang walang ineendore na panty. si angel marami nyan sa fnh! fashionable pa!
- on 07/25/2009 at 12:57 | Reply deejay
  
  e si marian daw e walang panty-panty. mainit nga kasi ang panahon. *toinks*
  - on 07/25/2009 at 14:21 | Reply karoger
    
    hahaha. well, hindi lang nagpapakain sa sistema si marian. para saan ba yang mga undies na yan db? pauso yan ng mga kapitalista para mabenta yang mga produkto nilang brief at panty.
    
    hahahaha.
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:10 | Reply deejay
      
      balak mo pa atang i-indoctrinate sa kilusan si marian karoger! mangingitim yan sa kabundukan! nyehehe!
      - on 07/26/2009 at 18:25 | Reply karoger
        
        haha. anong masama kung mangitim ang isang tao? ha deejay??!! .pinamukha kasi sa atin ng mga banyaga na superior ang kulay nila. kaya tayo naman, mga l’little brown americans’ super struggle magpaputi. discrimination!!! hahaha.
        
        PS. hindi ako kasapi sa kilusan. haha.
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 23:47 | Reply deejay
        
        asus! kaya nga “karoger” e ano pa bang ibig sabihin nun? *toinks*
        
        wehehe! jowk lang karog! isa ka rin bang “armchair revolutionary”? LOL!
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 20:47 | Reply karoger
        
        i have very different ideologies from ka roger of npa. he offers violence. i offer peace and development.
        haha. astig.
        
        ano yung armchair revolutionary? haha.
        
        may sesend ako minsan na article na sinulat ko. basahin mo ah. haha.
        
        on 07/29/2009 at 02:11 | Reply deejay
        
        woos! hehehe! patunayan mo yan karoger! hehehe! sige, padala mo sakin yan! whee!
on 07/25/2009 at 02:25 | Reply glam

this is very foul! ang bastos! halatang sinisiraan lang nya si angel!
- on 07/25/2009 at 09:47 | Reply kikayness
  
  hala deejay, andami n namang sumeseryoso nyahahaha
- on 07/25/2009 at 10:53 | Reply Mia
  
  nakoooowww someone’s not happy.. hehehe
- on 07/25/2009 at 12:59 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-hi glam!
  
  kikay, mia, mamaya magsasanib-pwersa na ang mga pans ni angel, marian at piolo. maghanda na tayo! hehehe!
on 07/25/2009 at 03:03 | Reply Ax

scary! yay.

pero napansin ko, pag FHM issues na or any mag, hindi maganda ang undies ni Angel Locsin. or conservative lang talaga siya?!
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:04 | Reply deejay
  
  sarili nyang panty ata ang ginagamit, ax.
- on 07/26/2009 at 11:38 | Reply lars
  
  *ax pounded by a huge colt 45 bottle*
  
  men should be like men. colt 45. strong beer for real men.
  
  lahat ng panty na sinusuot ng mga fhm babes magaganda! walang panget! lahat maganda!
on 07/25/2009 at 07:17 | Reply birthcontrol

Kailangan niya ng Speed Babad ni Piolo. hehehe
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:06 | Reply deejay
  
  ROTFL-waaah! gleng gleng birthcontrol! nyahaha!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 17:20 | Reply Mon
    
    ahaha.. ibig sabihin papalabhan niya kay Piolo? LOL
on 07/25/2009 at 07:37 | Reply Mr. Nonsense

papaano naman yung bf nya eh kulang sa romansa kaya ninanakaw na lang yung undies nya. yung napunta sa laundry eh pinagpawisan na. i know this dahil married ako. yun namang gumagalaw eh dahil yung cells nila eh nagfertalize na. baka tyanak!
deejay, ilan na panties mo?
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:08 | Reply deejay
  
  “pinagpawisan na”?!? “nafertilize” na?!?
  
  wahaha! this makes a twisted kind of sense, mr. nonsense! i actually get your point. nyahaha!
  
  PS: che! di ako nagpa-panty!
on 07/25/2009 at 09:19 | Reply Tom

Dapat HAZ-MAT team ang mag linis ng panties nya.

What about yung mga bra nya? Gumagapang na din bang mag-isa?

Nahuli ba yung mga panties na tumatakas?

Be on the look out goodtimers for flesh eating panties on the loose!
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:10 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL at hazmat. onga naman tom! baka pagnadiligan ng tubig e, mag-self-replicate. nyahaha! horror mubi ito!
  
  PS: me isang panty ang wanted pa. nahuli na yung iba. pag nagkita nyo, tawag kagad kayo ng mga otoridad!
on 07/25/2009 at 09:54 | Reply shang

tsk tsk tsk.. kawawa naman ang mga panty..
baka gusto nila sa myra-e lotion sila ibabad? hehehe!

lagot ka sa mga pans ni angel deej..
ikaw naman, marame daw syang fashionable na panty, fnh pa.. hindi nya palang siguro nasusuot.. haha!
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:12 | Reply deejay
  
  i know shang. i know. nagdadatingan na sila isa isa. hehehe!
on 07/25/2009 at 10:57 | Reply xroads`

Shocks!

ganun?

i love angel pa naman…

ajejjejj!
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:13 | Reply deejay
  
  magdusa kayong angel pans! mga taragis!
  
  -Marian Rivera
  
  PS: oy, mark, bat naging xroads nick mo?
  - on 07/26/2009 at 11:17 | Reply lars
    
    deejay anu naman yang taragis? ang alam ko lang putragis.
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:12 | Reply deejay
      
      yun na rin yon no! *toinks*
on 07/25/2009 at 12:36 | Reply alewol

hahaha… very funny…
marami talaga ang na hurt…
kaw naman kasi, deej…
bakit sinisiraan mo ang panty ni angel..
yung acting na lang niya…
kaw ba…
- on 07/25/2009 at 13:37 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-wala namang masama sa crispy panties a. ikaw, alewol, malutong din ba panty mo? wehehe!
  - on 07/25/2009 at 13:41 | Reply Mr. Nonsense
    
    ano bang flavor? suka or patis?
    yun daw ke megan fox eh lasang cheese cake…
    - on 07/25/2009 at 14:22 | Reply karoger
      
      oh di nga? i love cheesecakes.
      haha.
      - on 07/26/2009 at 18:13 | Reply deejay
        
        nyahaha! tulad ni megan, cheesy rin ang ke angel. at hugis triangle den.
        
        pizza flavor. wahaha!
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 22:49 | Reply Mr. Nonsense
        
        yung pizza flavor available lang during certain times of the month…depends on the availability of the tomato sauce.
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 23:49 | Reply deejay
        
        again, the mental image! wahaha! pero mr nonsense, don’t forget pwedeng four cheeses lang, hold the tomato sauce. nyahaha!
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 23:59 | Reply Mr. Nonsense
        
        ok din. lalo na at di sya nagpapalit…vulnerable sa yeast infection.
        who ordered the cottage cheese?
        no, sir. i ordered the megan fox cheese cake. i want to try the cherry.
on 07/25/2009 at 14:27 | Reply karoger

what can i say? haha.

if angel has crunchy undies, im sure many of us men have bacon strips briefs. hahahaha.

umamin na ang umamin. wag ng magdeny.
hindi daw lalaki pag walang brief na parang bacon yung garter. hahahaha.
- on 07/25/2009 at 14:52 | Reply Kevin
  
  Ako dati may bacon briefs din nung bata pa. Ngayon wala na.
  
  Pero hindi ako natuwa sa news about Angel. I feel something’s missing. May kulang pa. Kulang pa sa pang-aalipusta. Nyahahaha! xD
  - on 07/25/2009 at 21:59 | Reply kaisuke
    
    omg.. totoo ba ito? edi hindi lalake ang bf ko wahahha..
    - on 07/26/2009 at 04:01 | Reply Kevin
      
      Uhm. Pwedeng hindi nga. Chos. Nyahahahaha! xD
    - on 07/26/2009 at 11:31 | Reply lars
      
      wow. pinakielaman niya cabinet ng bf niya. bad.
      - on 07/26/2009 at 18:15 | Reply deejay
        
        di ako agree dyan! yung brip ko di bacon yun. canadian ham. nyahaha.
        
        on 07/26/2009 at 18:32 | Reply karoger
        
        what do you think deejay, anong mas maganda, canadian ham ang bumabalot sa sausage/hotdog or bacon ang nakabalot sa sausage/hotdog ? hahahaha.
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 03:33 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
        
        Deejay, question.
        
        Mas masarap ba bacon o Canadian Ham? Tingin mo..?
      - on 07/26/2009 at 18:35 | Reply karoger
        
        baka naman hindi pinakialaman. baka nakita niyang suot. haha.
- on 07/26/2009 at 11:21 | Reply lars
  
  yung mossimo boxer briefs ko medyo bacon. medyo lang naman. kabibili ko lang yun last year. i wonder why…
  
  otr: kelan ba kailangan nang palitan? lol.
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:37 | Reply karoger
    
    wow. sosyal. mossimo. haha.
    atleast, you proved to ba a true man. kasi may bacon briefs ka. hahaha.
    
    pero ako, hindi ko alam ang’lifetime’ ng isang brief. basta’t nagagamit ko pa, okay pa yun sa akin. haha.
  - on 07/27/2009 at 10:06 | Reply pipay
    
    waah! Naging “brief advisory” =)
on 07/25/2009 at 14:57 | Reply Ade

I’d still tap that.
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:16 | Reply deejay
  
  was there ever any doubt, ade? hehehe!
on 07/25/2009 at 14:58 | Reply shang

briefs naman ngayon.. hahah!
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:18 | Reply deejay
  
  e yung sa yo shang? original ba or hot and crispy den? nyahaha!
  - on 07/27/2009 at 09:10 | Reply shang
    
    its crunchy with bacon strips! hahaha!!!
    - on 07/27/2009 at 23:51 | Reply deejay
      
      waaaah! you’re so honest, shang.
on 07/25/2009 at 17:24 | Reply Kirk

“Then she was shocked to see that the panties were stuck on the wall and seemed to be inching their way toward the open window.”

I bet it was trying to get some fresh air.
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:19 | Reply deejay
  
  mashado atang kaka-suffocate sa kweba ni angel. wahaha!
on 07/25/2009 at 17:37 | Reply mimiyo4

gosh lam you guyz kung sino man ang gumawa ng site na to for sure sya yung may panties na ganun and pls lang spare that.marami kaming mga fans ni gel na nasasaktan how about yung idol mo ang ilagay sa sitwasyon na ito you gonna be happy?sana happy ka na now sa pagalipusta mosa idol namin.goodluck ha kasi may karma naman GOD STILL THERE para lahat ng sinabi mo dito tumama sa idol mot THANK YOU SO MUCH
- on 07/26/2009 at 11:23 | Reply lars
  
  ahahaha. ahahaha. put on your game faces goodtimers. ayan na sila. whoo!!! saya saya.
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:20 | Reply deejay
    
    ikaw kasi lars! you’re so mean. tsk tsk! *hugas kamay* wahaha!
- on 07/27/2009 at 14:48 | Reply Xy So
  
  SATIRE.
  
  yun lang, bow.
on 07/25/2009 at 22:12 | Reply pipay

ayan deejay may nagalit na naman. Hehe.. Kaw kasi. Di naman accurate ung report mo. Imposble n 4-5 undies lang cya per month at lahat un crispy.. Cympre may time na may “bisita” cya. E di natural gagamit un ng modess. E di automatic mr0n ng 1 d crunchy..

Teka, pano c marian kung d cya nagpapanty?
- on 07/26/2009 at 09:16 | Reply ShatterShards
  
  tampons. extra large, for those heavy flows.
- on 07/26/2009 at 11:25 | Reply lars
  
  wala syang genitals. she pees in her mouth. shits in her mouth. farts in her mouth. eats in her mouth. 3 in 1 plus 1 yung mouth niya.
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:22 | Reply deejay
    
    pipay, e kahit naman me modess me panty pa rin di ba? *toinks*
    
    LOL-shattershards, lars, ansasama nyo! bat nyo ginaganyan si angel! tsk tsk!
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:29 | Reply karoger
      
      again deejay, alam kong kahit madaming nagalit sa post mo, you will stand by your credibility and integrity. i have faith in you. hahahaha.
      - on 07/27/2009 at 00:20 | Reply deejay
        
        oo naman karoger. i stand by my story… hinding hindi ko itatakwil ang mga prinsipyo ng GTM.
        
        nga pala, di naman talaga ako ang author ng mga story dito sa GTM. eto e gawa lang ng mga anonymous contributor mula sa tabi tabi.
        
        hindi akin to pramis!
        
        sige ha, kunin ko lang passport ko, punta ako sa guam e. babay!
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 20:53 | Reply karoger
        
        hahaha. deejay. hahaha.
        nagtiwala kami sayo.
        tapos ngayon dinidisown mo yang sinulat mo.
        i even took notice of your unquestionable integrity and credibility.
        i felt betrayed.
        bye GTM.
        hahahaha.
        
        on 07/29/2009 at 02:14 | Reply deejay
        
        wahahaha! walang genyanan karoger! damay damayan na tayo dito. di ba contributor ka din dito? nyahaha!
    - on 07/27/2009 at 23:53 | Reply ShatterShards
      
      Hindi kami masama! Ikaw talaga Deejay, inaaway mo kami. Pati hindi si Angel ang tinutukoy namin. Basahin mo ulit yung thread. hehe. :-p
      - on 07/28/2009 at 04:14 | Reply kaisuke
        
        si marian! si marian! hehe
        
        on 07/29/2009 at 02:15 | Reply deejay
        
        onga no! *toinks* wehehe porgib me, di ko nagets kagad. wehehe!
on 07/25/2009 at 22:30 | Reply lovesirius

di pa ba sya kinukuhang endorser ng mga undies? ahahahaha
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:23 | Reply deejay
  
  folded n hung daw lovesirius. :p
on 07/25/2009 at 22:32 | Reply lovesirius

ala, lagot, may nagalit. wahahahahahaha.
- on 07/26/2009 at 00:26 | Reply Winkie
  
  oo nga, may nagalit! kaya kung sino man ang may-ari nito (itago natin cya sa pangalang deejay), lagot ka! baka kunin ka na talaga ni BRO anytime soon! hehehe!
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:28 | Reply deejay
    
    sino ba kasi ang may pakana nito?!? maygash! napaka-foul! tsk tsk!
on 07/25/2009 at 22:53 | Reply slyme

hmmm. parang wala namang connection ‘to sa personality ni angel. at least si marian, palengkera talaga. pero si angel?
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:35 | Reply deejay
  
  akshuli tama ka slyme. si marian madaling i-lampoon kasi distinctive talaga ang personality nya. nahihirapan ako sa mga artista like angel na hindi ganun ka-clear.
  - on 07/27/2009 at 16:47 | Reply Reese
    
    mga pans kasi ni marian, they can get a joke. these pans of angels are too stiff, too corny, too serious. wag kayo magpaka serious, baka kayo ma stroke! si marian, palengkera, ay oo naman, madalas ko nga makita yan sa farmers’ market (trying to be funny, ha!ha!)
on 07/25/2009 at 23:42 | Reply Totoy Pinoy

Hala may nagalit nga, hehe… si angel aksayado, pwede b kayang gawing side C at side D ang underwear.. hihi..isipin niyo kung panu…
- on 07/26/2009 at 09:21 | Reply ShatterShards
  
  1) normal na suot
  2) patalikod
  3) inside-out, facing front
  4) inside-out, patalikod
  
  tapos may days na hindi naman siya masyadong nadumihan or natagasan, kaya pwede pang ulitin yung side na iyon. :-p
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:37 | Reply deejay
    
    LOL and double LOL- nyahaha! talagang me sagot si shattershards sa tanong mo totoy pinoy. tama ba ang hula nya? waaah!
    - on 07/27/2009 at 03:00 | Reply Totoy Pinoy
      
      hahaha..eksakto! pro hndi namin gawain yan ha, dba shattershads? alam lng tlga namin..defensive? hihi
      - on 07/27/2009 at 23:33 | Reply ShatterShards
        
        Talagang hindi ko gawain iyan! Narinig ko lang sa isang palabas na pinanonood ng kapatid ko dati! At hindi ako defensive, nag-eexplain lang. :-p
        
        on 07/29/2009 at 02:18 | Reply deejay
        
        di ako maka-relate sa usapang ito, kasi araw araw aking nagpapalit ng brip.
        
        malinis kasi ako sa katawan unlike some people. muhahaha!
on 07/26/2009 at 00:23 | Reply Winkie

ay, ganyan pala yang si angel! di ba endorser cya ng isang leading local clothing company? bakit di man lang cya bigyan ng mga underwear para naman kahit every other day eh makapagpalit cya ng undies. hahaha!
- on 07/26/2009 at 04:52 | Reply Kevin
  
  Anong leading local clothing company ito @Winkie? Folded & Hung ba?
  - on 07/26/2009 at 17:40 | Reply Winkie
    
    oo yata. or was that bench? hmp, basta one of those local brands. i dont pay much attention to them eh! *prima suplada*
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:39 | Reply deejay
      
      onga naman, si winkie e victoria’s secret yan. nyahaha!
      - on 07/27/2009 at 19:20 | Reply Winkie
        
        you so know my brand, diego! *pasosyal effect*
    - on 07/26/2009 at 23:34 | Reply Madagascar
      
      alin ung nabibili ni Winkie sa divi? mukha palang eto na ang di naliligo.
      - on 07/27/2009 at 19:21 | Reply Winkie
        
        hindi nga, may VS sa divi?!?! di ko alam un ah! hehehe!
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 03:28 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
        
        Huwaw! May VS na sa Divi! At bakit hindi alam ni Winkie?! OMG. Nale-late sa latest ang sosyalera. Hehehe.
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 19:47 | Reply Winkie
        
        sosyalera ka jan, kevin! di ako ganun noh?!
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 22:48 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
        
        Hehehe. Sige na nga. Hindi ka na sosyalera. Ako na lang. Hahaha! xD
        
        on 08/01/2009 at 15:41 | Reply Madagascar
        
        oo nga more like… feeling… eww..
        
        on 08/03/2009 at 00:12 Kevin's Kikoy Kit
        
        Yeah. Whatever, Yaya.
- on 07/26/2009 at 09:26 | Reply ShatterShards
  
  bawal kasi ang layering. Kung magsusuot ng underwear, dapat underwear lang ang suot. Kung magsusuot ka ng jeans, dapat walang underwear, kasi papangit yung jeans pag may nakikitang pantyline. Skinny jeans kasi, na sa sobrang skinny, parang ipinintura na lang sa mga hita nila yung pantalon, kaya kasalanan ang VPL. :-p
  - on 07/26/2009 at 18:49 | Reply deejay
    
    LOL-ang ganda ng mga punto mo shattershards! agree ako! wehehe!
on 07/26/2009 at 01:38 | Reply flamindevil

‘Parang gusto nilang tumakas’

pucha deejay hindi ko kinaya to.bwahahahahha
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:52 | Reply deejay
  
  di mo ba alam na newly discovered species ang panti ni angel? nyahaha!
  - on 07/27/2009 at 09:38 | Reply flamindevil
    
    at ano naman kaya ang scientifi name ng panty ni angel?
    
    ‘eh tarantado pala yang panty mo angel eh!may sariling layp. humihinga pala yan!’ -marian
    - on 07/27/2009 at 23:26 | Reply kikayness
      
      pantius r.lapidus nyahahahaha
      - on 07/27/2009 at 23:45 | Reply deejay
        
        wahaha! fd, iaadopt natin ang suggestment ni kikay. haylabet! wahaha! pantius r.lapidus ROTFL!
on 07/26/2009 at 01:56 | Reply Polaris

Just want to raise some points:
1. How reliable is that “Manang” working from “Lavandera Co?” Calling the attention of this shop’s clients, the washers certfied gossipers…I mean this “manang’s” bread and butter is washing in this shop, thus she should not complain…Clients are paying for her service…

2. What’s the issue here? To destroy the image of Angel Locsin only because Marian Rivera’s Darna will be launched this August? (what a pity!)

3. Check your undies first before trying to take a peek into somebody else’s undies!

4. Lastly, no one can put a good woman down…
- on 07/26/2009 at 16:36 | Reply supersawsaw
  
  hala deejay, dumarami na ang nagsi-seryoso sa mga posts mo. hahahaha.
  - on 07/26/2009 at 17:42 | Reply Winkie
    
    hala deejay! lagot ka… daming nagalit! lapit ka na talaga padalhan ng subpoena, nyahahah!
    
    pramis, bibisitahin ka talaga namin nina kikay sa piitan. hahahah!
    - on 07/26/2009 at 18:57 | Reply deejay
      
      goodtimers, sorry nakalimutan ko palang i-attribute ang totoong authors ng artikol na ito.
      
      contribution po ito nina supersawsaw at winkie. nagcollaborate sila. sorry di ko kagad naattribute… *hugas kamay*
      
      wahaha!
      
      hi polaris!:D
      - on 07/26/2009 at 23:26 | Reply Winkie
        
        ahaha! biglang nagturo! ang salbahe talaga!!! nyahahaha!
        
        sumbong na kita ke BRO!
- on 07/27/2009 at 12:37 | Reply Mon
  
  kakatawa. andaming nagagalit. hehe
  
  Deejay, baka death threats na susunod jan. lol
  *knock on wood* (kunwari concern ako) hehe
  - on 07/27/2009 at 23:42 | Reply deejay
    
    hey monzi! hey reese! yaan mo sila. kakatuwa nga e. buhay na buhay ang diskusyon. wehehe!
- on 07/27/2009 at 16:52 | Reply Reese
  
  My golly goose! so many stupid posters. don’t you know what site is this?
  - on 07/27/2009 at 23:43 | Reply deejay
    
    golly goose! LOL-yaan mo sila reese. kakatuwa nga e. hihihi!
on 07/26/2009 at 06:38 | Reply enigmaoftime

The truth about deejay’s briefs

It was learned that the online journalist’s briefs are always stained with white, sticky, yet unknown fluids. “An hirap tanggalin”, an anonymous laundrywoman complains.

o_O
- on 07/26/2009 at 18:59 | Reply deejay
  
  ay, ano ba yang “white, sticky yet unknown fluids” na yan? tuwing pag-gising ko ng umaga meron nga nyan. anu ba yon? *innocent*
  - on 07/26/2009 at 19:03 | Reply Enigma of Time
    
    bwahahahahah!!! pwede ka nang mag-artista nyan!
    - on 07/26/2009 at 19:04 | Reply Enigma of Time
      
      sorry dee i keep changin meh name… approve ka ng approve… XD
      - on 07/27/2009 at 00:06 | Reply deejay
        
        onga, pamisteryoso epek pa ang nick mo, troy. mwahaha!
        
        ano nga ba yung liquid na yon? sensha ha, musmos pa lang talaga ako… :p
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 11:00 | Reply Enigma of Time
        
        ewan. unknown nga daw sabi ng labandera.. XD
on 07/26/2009 at 09:47 | Reply mark

ahehhe!
ay basta angel parin ako..
ahehheh!

————–
PS :

oh iTo, mArk na NaMe ko

ahehhe!
Ai…
pa Ex-link pala… ahehhe!
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:00 | Reply deejay
  
  at pinangatawanan mo na! wehehe! sure mark, add na kita. tenks ha!
  - on 07/27/2009 at 09:43 | Reply mark
    
    ahahha!
    
    TnX poh…
    Post ka ulit…
    
    ahhehhe!
    Fun being here….
on 07/26/2009 at 11:13 | Reply lars

*applause* benta to deejay! lol.
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:01 | Reply deejay
  
  wehehe! wag kang genyan lars, mapapa-blush na naman ako nyan.
on 07/26/2009 at 11:42 | Reply eching

mejo corny to, sana nag-focus ka na lang sa kabobohan nya, lolz
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:02 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-onga e! la akong maisip dito ke angel! kontribyut kasi kayo.
on 07/26/2009 at 13:59 | Reply shang

dumadami na ang pans ni angel na nagagalit deej!
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:03 | Reply deejay
  
  may death threat na nga sa inbox ko shang. nyahaha!
on 07/26/2009 at 15:55 | Reply Star

ay kadiri. hahaha. )

ayoko sa kanya. hahaha. :0))
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:03 | Reply deejay
  
  why naman star?
  - on 07/27/2009 at 22:55 | Reply Star
    
    eh ayoko sa kanya kasi echoserang frog sya.
    
    chaka kasi wala syang isang salita, kairita. hahaha
    
    echoserang frog!
    
    echoserang frog~!
    
    ECHOSERANG FROG~~!!!!
    
    hahaha.. )
    - on 07/27/2009 at 23:41 | Reply deejay
      
      LOL-echoserang frog talaga e! nyahaha! you’re so salbahe star!
on 07/26/2009 at 16:45 | Reply IKAY

so ewwie naman si angel….ewww tlaga..nyahaha (ang arte)

kaya pla pumayag nlng si luis na makipag kissing kay JLC kc kadiri pala yung jowa nya…hahahaha
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:04 | Reply deejay
  
  mali ka ikay, kaya pumayag na makipag-kissing scene si luis ke JLC e kasi gusto nya. period. nyahaha!
  - on 07/27/2009 at 23:24 | Reply kikayness
    
    waaahhhhh….deejay, gawan mo yan ng post daliiii!!!!!!!!!!
- on 07/26/2009 at 19:05 | Reply Enigma of Time
  
  john lloyd cruz!?!?
  - on 07/26/2009 at 22:54 | Reply Enigma of Time
    
    OMG OMG totoo nga~!
on 07/26/2009 at 22:32 | Reply Nenengsky

Kahit i-bad mouth mo si Angel tuloy pa rin ang endorsements niya. She recently signed a contract with RL…. hindi Ralph Lauren ah, R. Lapids! hahahahaha type nila ipaendorse ang kanilang cracklings kay ate. che!
- on 07/27/2009 at 00:01 | Reply deejay
  
  waaaah! napatambling ako sa comment mo nenengsky! ROTFL! nyahaha!
on 07/26/2009 at 22:55 | Reply Enigma of Time

WTF!!! gumawa ka balita sa kanila deejay!!!

btw, si troy010 pla toh. gumawa lng ako ng permanent account.
- on 07/27/2009 at 00:01 | Reply deejay
  
  sabi na nga ba e, hilow hilow troy! hehehe, isusunod na natin si lucky, wag ka mag-alala. wehehe!
on 07/26/2009 at 23:13 | Reply nanz

d nakakatawa. soorrry. but not to angel pls..
- on 07/27/2009 at 00:00 | Reply deejay
  
  hi nanz! *kaway kaway*
on 07/26/2009 at 23:32 | Reply Madagascar

Pano ba contactin ang Gabriela?…
- on 07/26/2009 at 23:59 | Reply deejay
  
  ang hotline nga pala ng gabriela eto: 0919-BAJENG2
  
  hala! magtago na kayo! irereport na kayo ni madagascar sa gabriela!
  
  madagascar, ang may pakana nito si winkie. sya ang may kasalanan ng lahat. sige ha. may appointment pa ako e. *sabay tago sa cabinet*
  - on 07/27/2009 at 00:16 | Reply IKAY
    
    at bakit KAYO?? deejay..hindi ba dapat ikaw lang ang magtago kc ikaw nman ang may pakana ng lahat ng ito eh…nyahaha!
    - on 07/27/2009 at 00:25 | Reply deejay
      
      ha? hindi naman ako ang may pakana nito ikay.
      
      taga-comment lang talaga ako dito, di ba?
      
      teka, di ba regular contributor ka dito? i-email ko sa gabriela ang name at address mo ha. baka ipatawag ka bukas o sa isang araw. good luck ha! i will pray for you.
      - on 07/27/2009 at 00:39 | Reply IKAY
        
        hahaha..anong regular ka jan?!! eh khit icheck mo pa jan sa blogroll mo wala ang pangalan ko..so papano mo nasabing contributor ako dito noh?!
        at hindi ako aawayin ng gabriela noh dahil isa rin akong babae.. :P:P tsee!
        
        on 07/27/2009 at 23:31 | Reply deejay
        
        asus! nagdeny pa. di ba di ka naman babae… originally? nyahaha! jowk ikay! mwah!
        
        on 07/28/2009 at 01:34 | Reply IKAY
        
        hahaha…at pano mo nlaman deejay??nramdaman mo rin bang berde rin ang dugo ko??hehehe
        cguro ikaw ngtatago ka lng ano??indenial ka pa,
        at originally eh hindi ka pusong lalaki na isa k palang
        paMEN…nyahaha jowk deejay! peace!
        
        on 07/29/2009 at 02:43 | Reply deejay
        
        hansama mo ikay! grabe ka kung makapang-akusa. huhuhu! *sabay takbo paalis ng pakendeng kendeng*
  - on 07/27/2009 at 19:26 | Reply Winkie
    
    lol @ BAJENG2
    
    hoy diego! bakit ka nagtuturo jan?! nanahimik akong nakikibasa sa lahat ng mga artikulo mo ah! tapos ako na ngayon culprit?!?! wait ka lang diego, padalhan kita ng death threat… pero later na, magpapafacial lang muna ako! hahaha!
    
    pag yang si madagascar eh pinagtripan ako, lagot ka sa akin diego ka! bwahahaha!
    - on 07/27/2009 at 23:37 | Reply deejay
      
      hello ma’am winkie, good evening po. gusto nyo pong ipagtimpla ko kayo ng kape?
      
      sige po, pasok na po kayo sa office. sino po ba ang gusto nyong gawan ng storya ngayon?
      
      sana po wag yung masyadong foul kasi andami nang nagrereact na mga readers. *smiles gently*
      - on 07/28/2009 at 19:48 | Reply Winkie
        
        hahaha! ewan ko sayo, diego!!! tse!
on 07/27/2009 at 00:01 | Reply Polaris

deejay:

okay ba comment ko? mukha bang seryoso…dapat binigyan mo ng emphasis yung no. 3…cute naman di ba?

although i must confess that i like angel because of her affiliation with gabriela…don’t worry di naman ako nangangagat…
pero gusto kitang kurutin ng pinong-pino sa sobrang cute mo…hehehe…peace tayo…
- on 07/27/2009 at 00:14 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha! ok na ok ang comment mo polaris. mabait ka naman pala. kala ko basta ka na lang nananaga ng itak. nyahaha!
  
  re your no. 3: hindi naman kasi malutong ang brip ko no. hmf!
  
  makunat po ito.
on 07/27/2009 at 05:55 | Reply blurosebluguy

kaya ako …ako lang nag naglalaba ng panty,,,este underwear ko…ayaw ko kayang ma headline dito …hahahahahhahahaha…kaw ha deejay!
- on 07/27/2009 at 22:59 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-mabuhay ang mga lalaking nagsusuot ng panti! mabuhay si bluguy! muhahaha!
on 07/27/2009 at 07:26 | Reply Maldito

Mas mabuti na yung malutong at crispy na panty keysa sa isang mabahong p*ke.-Thoughts and wisdom from maldito

ha ha ha
- on 07/27/2009 at 11:03 | Reply Enigma of Time
  
  kadalasan sabay ang dalawang yan…
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:01 | Reply deejay
  
  kunsabagay, maldits. mabango naman daw yung ke angel, amoy chicharon! mwehehe!
  
  hi troy! *kaway kaway*
  - on 07/28/2009 at 03:19 | Reply Enigma of Time
    
    elow dee…
    
    ang chicharon di nmn mabango. masarap lng pakpakin!
on 07/27/2009 at 09:37 | Reply progenic

Ang lupit ni Angel Tutong, sarap ipangpulutan.
Pero astig pa rin si ANGEL.. di tulad ng iba jan.

walang binatbat si MARYAN RIVEYRA!hehe
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:02 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! kaninong team ka ba progenic? team angel or team marian? i can’t tell.
on 07/27/2009 at 10:26 | Reply abetabet

ang dami nang comments! nakakalula na basahin lahat.
ung mga fanatics sa artista jan! ang eepal nyo! hahaha!
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:05 | Reply deejay
  
  wehehe! yaan mo sila abet! sila nga ang nagpapakulay ng ating buhay. ahihihi!
on 07/27/2009 at 11:22 | Reply banky

definitely, this story is unbelievable!!!! untrue!
- on 07/27/2009 at 13:16 | Reply leylander
  
  doh! lol. of course it’s fake.
- on 07/27/2009 at 22:15 | Reply Maldito
  
  duh..reading comprehension alert!!!!ha ha ha
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:08 | Reply deejay
  
  hi banky! hehehe. daan ka sa About GTM page.
  
  leylander! howishu! di ba matagal ka nang nag-aabang ng angel post? nyehehe!
  
  hallo maldits!
  - on 07/28/2009 at 09:41 | Reply leylander
    
    dream come true kaya ito. pero sana, a little ‘harsher’ next time naman. like, ‘pipino up the a$s’ harsh. hehehe.
on 07/27/2009 at 13:36 | Reply ravaged&consumed

Crunchy???? hmmmmm yummy…….!!!!!
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:09 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-di na kelangan ng sukang sawsawan. nyehehe! hi r&c!
on 07/27/2009 at 14:21 | Reply marga

Ay deejay! Naloka naman ako sa post na to! HAHAHA! CRUNCHY UNDIES! PANALO!

Napaisip ako…try ko kaya yun!?

Miss you deejay!

Kung hindi pa ko umabsent…di pa ko madadaan sa GTM.
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:12 | Reply deejay
  
  awww, welkam back marga! chalamat chalamat chalamat! mwah! hehehe!
  - on 07/27/2009 at 23:51 | Reply marga
    
    ikaw naman deej…bakit di mo na pinupuntirya si KIM CHIU? hahaha!
    
    try mo nga…WONDERGIRLS!
on 07/27/2009 at 14:46 | Reply Marian Rivera

TARANTADO NAMAN PALA TALAGA YANG ANGEL NA YAN EH!

Oh, ano kayo ngayon? Gagung yan, akala mo kung sinong magaling eh ayan o buking na buking na ang KRANCHI ANDERWER nyan!

Buti pa ako, nagpapalit ako tuwing pagkatapos namin mag-anu ni Dingdong… asyurd ang pans ko na nagpapalit ako ebri SIKS HARS.
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:13 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! ebri siks hars pala ha! di ako kumbinsido marian! hindi talaga! hehehe!
on 07/27/2009 at 14:53 | Reply Xy So

“Sa computation ko, ginagamit nya yung side A mula Lunes hanggang Huwebes, tapos side B na mula Friday hanggang Linggo (Based on my computation, she uses ‘side A’ Monday to Thursday and then ‘side B,’ Friday to Sunday),” she said. She said Locsin apparently uses only four-five pairs every month, since only this number ends up in her laundry basket.

***

I’m wondering kung paano na-compute ni manang labandera kung ilang araw ginamit… Hahahaha… Graduate yata ng BS Math eh… ano ba ang formula? Dapat itinanong natin yan kay Manang…

I-re-research ko yan deejay…
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:16 | Reply deejay
  
  don’t worry xy so, ipapaexplain natin yan ke manang complete with the mathematical formulas and diagrams, owki? wahaha!
  - on 07/28/2009 at 03:22 | Reply Enigma of Time
    
    base sa smell and taste and cruchiness…
  - on 07/29/2009 at 08:00 | Reply Xy So
    
    asan na yung diagrams? kelangan may follow-up report ka ha… peechuran mo yung drawing ni manang ng diagrams and mathematical equations hahahahah… check mo baka makumpirma ni manang ang BULGE (turo sa babang post)
    - on 07/30/2009 at 04:53 | Reply Enigma of Time
      
      piktsuran mo yung manambok na ehermm ni angel!
on 07/27/2009 at 15:14 | Reply Xy So

In an effort to prove the authenticity of the laundrywoman’s statement, GTM made an independent clinical study of the actress’ underwear.

According to United Independent Experimental Studies Company (UNDIES Co) representative issued a statement that proves the computation of the laundrywoman whose identity is withheld: “This is to certify that it is, indeed, true that one side of the sample underwear given to us was used for four days and the other was used for three days.”

When asked how they verified the information, UNDIES Co replied, “We used a mathematical approach to get accurate results. We measured crunchiness by first knowing the original state of the underwear and comparing it with the bulge, texture, deformities, and other change in the physical property of the underwear. The change in physical properties is divided by the total pressure and change in density of the liquid solution where the sample underwear is soaked. The result would then be derived with respect to the time duration in which the sample underwear was immersed in the solution.”

GTM could not call or text Locsin for reaction because it receives a lot of phone calls and text messages every three seconds from angered Locsin fans.
- on 07/27/2009 at 19:28 | Reply Winkie
  
  xy so, talagang ina-upstage mo si diego ha! hehehe! GTM correspondent talaga ang dating
  - on 07/27/2009 at 23:21 | Reply deejay
    
    teka lang muna xy so, i-explain mo ito- “comparing it with the bulge, texture, deformities…”
    
    bakit may bulge? wahaha!
    
    otherwise, standing ovation for your scholarly work, correspondent! *salutes xy so*
    
    halloo winkie!
    - on 07/28/2009 at 03:24 | Reply Enigma of Time
      
      bwahaha! may talong si angel!?
    - on 07/28/2009 at 09:16 | Reply Xy So
      
      ayon kasi sa mga naririnig kong kwentuhan, may mga maumbok din palang vajayjay… heheheeh…
      - on 07/28/2009 at 19:50 | Reply Winkie
        
        lol @ maumbok na vajayvay. aliw talaga ang mga comments ni xy so.
        
        ganyan ka rin ba sa bangko, xy so? hehehe!
        
        on 07/29/2009 at 07:59 | Reply Xy So
        
        why? may masama ba sa akin? lol… nadinig ko lang naman talaga yun sa kwentuhan sa paligid.. hehehehe…
  - on 07/28/2009 at 09:23 | Reply Xy So
    
    ano ba yung upstage? di ko alam yun, nyaheheheheh…
    
    “At the end of this speech, I will step down of this stage, but not with the Presidency. Not until my term ends in 2010.”
    
    si Arroyo ang nasa upstage di ba? yun ba meaning ng upstage? nyaheheeheh…
    
    marian mode.
    - on 07/28/2009 at 19:51 | Reply Winkie
      
      husay!!! upstage, meaning sa taas ng stage
      
      - marian
on 07/27/2009 at 17:18 | Reply tsakadal

Love you Angel…
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:22 | Reply deejay
  
  h tsukadal! perstaym mo rin ba dito? welcome to GTM!
on 07/27/2009 at 17:28 | Reply tsakadal

Bukas deejay c Marian naman ha…aabangan ko yan ha..
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:25 | Reply deejay
  
  wehehe. at talagang bukas ang demand mo ha. hehehe. tingnan natin. namumuro na ko ke marian. basta di tayo mauubusan nyan tsakasal!
on 07/27/2009 at 20:10 | Reply bernardumali

wawa naman angel ko. lol
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:29 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! di ko naman inaapi si angel a! kayo talaga, napakamapang-akusa. hmf!
on 07/27/2009 at 21:21 | Reply Jhelo Cruz

sana naman bilhan ni luis ng madaming panty si angel para araw-araw na siyang nagpapalit! lol
- on 07/27/2009 at 23:30 | Reply deejay
  
  hi jhelo! bago ka lang ba dito? welcome to GTM!
  
  alam mo kaya nagkakaganyan ang panti ni angel kasi hinihiram at isinusuot ni luis! hehehe!
  - on 07/28/2009 at 03:37 | Reply Kevin
    
    Kadiri naman fetish ni Luis. Kung fetish nga un. Pano pala kung hobby? Hahaha
on 07/28/2009 at 01:20 | Reply Kyle

Marian! Marian! Marian!
- on 07/28/2009 at 03:36 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
  
  In all fairness to Marian, mas maganda ung katawan nya compared to Angel nung nag-Darna din siya. Parehong sexy sila, yes, pero may abs si Marian. And bihira ang mga babaeng magagandang tignan ang abs ah.
  - on 07/28/2009 at 22:34 | Reply SuperSawsaw
    
    Marian! Marian! Marian!!!! hahaha!
  - on 07/29/2009 at 10:38 | Reply leylander
    
    Marian! Marian! Marian!
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:40 | Reply deejay
  
  hala! ayan na ang mga marianatics led by kyle! wahaha!
  
  loko tong mga to a. angel post na nga e pilit sinisingit ang idolo nila. hmf! wehehe!
  
  hilow hilow kevs, supersawsaw!
  - on 07/29/2009 at 03:46 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
    
    Hi deejay ko! *kaway*
on 07/28/2009 at 10:42 | Reply livingstain

hala snaman, isa itong tahasang kadugyutan… loko ka talaga deejay, napapatawa mo ako.

maregaluhan ng ng panty yan 7 pcs.. hahaha… ung may bulaklak para mabango. toinkz
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:37 | Reply deejay
  
  uy stain! seven talaga e para isa bawat araw ng linggo! wahaha!
  - on 07/29/2009 at 03:48 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
    
    Stain, ang bilhin mo kay Angel ung may built-in Ambi Pur para pag feeling niya dugyot na ung panty nya, isang press lang, mabango na ulit! At least kahit isa lang bilhin mo, mabango pa rin.
on 07/28/2009 at 10:54 | Reply kwag

parang ayoko nang kumain ng chicharon
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:36 | Reply deejay
  
  wag kwag! ancharap kaya ng chicharon bulaklak ala angel. wahaha!
on 07/28/2009 at 11:03 | Reply enrico1104

naalala ko lang…

ano kaya ang sasabihin ng ke mel tiangco pag pinasuot sa kanya yung gamit na undies ni angel?

at ano kakainin kaya iyon pag pinasuot ke jamby???

kakamizz mag-comment dito ah…
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:35 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! aymishu enrico!
  
  sabi raw ni mel tiangco di nya isusuot yun kasi baka di makapag-report sa 24 oras ang bajengjeng nya dahil sa amoy. wehehe!
  
  sabi naman ni jamby, di uubra yung crunchy panties ni angel sa kanya kasi mai-steam yon so paglabas goto na. wahaha!
on 07/28/2009 at 14:31 | Reply spellingbee

kilalang practical na tao si angel ‘no! kaya natuiral lang na may side a and b yung panty niya!

her cost for a perfect impression? 1 peso a day!

gumagamit nga siya ng modess with ultra-protect system para, sulit!

at kahit na kung ano-ano pa ang sinulat mo about her, sabi nga niya, okay lang, kaya niya ma-expose.

ikaw, kaya mo bang ma-expose?

o dibiz?

bongga!

i love you angel locsin!

fans niya ako!
- on 07/28/2009 at 20:07 | Reply Enigma of Time
  
  may pagkakaiba ang praktikal sa CHEAP… XD
  - on 07/29/2009 at 02:31 | Reply deejay
    
    LOL-praktikal na tao pala talaga si angel. wahaha!
    
    at talagang alam na alam mo ang mga endorsements ni angel ha. pans na pans ka talaga, spellingbee! wehee!
    
    uuy, si troy, humirit pa. wehehe!
    - on 07/30/2009 at 04:56 | Reply Enigma of Time
      
      gusto ko si angel nung medyo tomboy xa. ngayun wala na yung charisma nya. para na xang normal na teleserye artist.
on 07/28/2009 at 14:32 | Reply spellingbee

ay double post. pano ba mag-delete? sorry po.
- on 07/28/2009 at 23:01 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
  
  Wala atang way para ma-delete ung post eh. Unless ide-delete ni deejay.
  - on 07/29/2009 at 02:28 | Reply deejay
    
    nadelete ko na!
    
    *kaway kina spellingbee at kevin!*
    - on 07/29/2009 at 03:50 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
      
      Ayan.
on 07/28/2009 at 14:58 | Reply yui

ewwww. baka mamaya makatakas yung panties at mapagbiling chicharong bulaklak sa kalsada ha.
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:25 | Reply deejay
  
  wehehe! kaya yui, ingat sa pagkain ng chicharong bulaklak! baka panti pala ni angel ang nginunguya mo. nyahaha!
on 07/28/2009 at 23:54 | Reply pocoyo

so kadirz…buti nalang 3 times a day ako kung magpalit ng undies.im sure sisipain ako ng husband ko kung ganyan kacrunchy mga undies ko na nilalabhan nya.
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:23 | Reply deejay
  
  3 times a day?!? hwaw!
  
  may ibig sabihin yan… hula ko… madaming liquid discharge bawat oras… tama ba pocoyo? wahaha!
  - on 07/29/2009 at 03:52 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
    
    Eweness ka deejay.
on 07/29/2009 at 01:55 | Reply Reesie

loko ka deejay! i still like angel locsin in spite of this issue. bwahaha
- on 07/29/2009 at 02:22 | Reply deejay
  
  muhahaha! la ka nang magagawa reesie. idol mo malutong ang panti! *belat* wehehe!
on 07/29/2009 at 18:25 | Reply jehzlau

woooooooooooooot! naku.. naku.. crush ko pa naman si Angel Locsin, na turn off na tuloy ako. . hahahaha!
- on 07/30/2009 at 04:58 | Reply Enigma of Time
  
  wag kang mag-alala. lumipat ka nlng kay marian. XD
  
  kelangan nya ng supporters. ^_^
- on 07/31/2009 at 15:07 | Reply deejay
  
  huy jehzlau! welkam back!
  
  baket, wala namang masama sa pagkakaroon ng malutong na panti a?
  
  oy, troy, talagang prinomote mo pa si marian. tsk tsk! napakadedicated pans mo talaga.
  - on 08/01/2009 at 08:10 | Reply Enigma of Time
    
    LOOL. di ako pans ni marian. leche! XD
    
    im not a shobiz fan at all. ^_^
on 07/30/2009 at 19:52 | Reply Aina♥

Geez, this is really funny! As in! I love your blog, deejay! Haha! Continue writing posts about Marian Rivera, I’m pleased like hell. ) Gyahaha! This is one of the sites that I usually look in before doing my homework. BTW, the post about Aling Dionisia is also a win for me. )

Keep rocking, GTM! GTM pwns big time! <3
- on 07/31/2009 at 15:08 | Reply deejay
  
  super thanks aina! that’s so sweet of you. hehehe. hope to see you around.
  - on 08/04/2009 at 21:35 | Reply Aina♥
    
    I’m always checking this out, really. I don’t comment though because I’m… shy? Haha. XDDDD Anyway, go GTM! XD
    - on 08/09/2009 at 14:31 | Reply deejay
      
      aw, tenks, aina, don’t be shy. makipagkulitan ka lang sa mga baliw dito. *turo sa taas, turo sa baba* wehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 14:20 | Reply pocoyo

fyi deejay,normal lang sa babae ang magpalit ng panty ng 3 times a day.pag gising sa umaga,after maligo and before matulog.palibhasa ikaw natitiis mong di magpalit sa maghapon..lolz
- on 07/31/2009 at 15:10 | Reply deejay
  
  che! mali ka pocoyo. 5 beses akong magpalit araw araw, pag-gising, pagkatapos maligo, before maglunch, after magsiesta, before matulog. hmf!
  - on 08/03/2009 at 03:08 | Reply Enigma of Time
    
    parang pagkain. 3 times a day tapos may 2 snacks.
on 08/04/2009 at 13:30 | Reply henry

hehehe funny…
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:23 | Reply deejay
  
  hi henry! *kaway kaway* salamat sa pagdapo. hehehe!
on 08/04/2009 at 18:41 | Reply Kyle

Marian! (naggugulo lang hehe)

Tokwa.. si Marian ata walang panty sa Darna eh… kala walang kasing “crunchy” ng kay Angel…

WARNING:
Marian image…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3786857750_9740425ef2.jpg
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:24 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! tenks for the link kyle. bat parang kita ang singit ni marian sa pic na yan. wehehe!
on 08/06/2009 at 01:33 | Reply melanie

haahhha..dis is true?????!!! baka jam lang ito uy..sobrah rah! aahahaahahah..:))

ka dirty uie!! eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww..^^
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:25 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL at jam. nyahaha! hi melanie!
  - on 10/29/2009 at 21:28 | Reply melanie
    
    haaha..soo funny..huz dis pls?..:)
on 08/06/2009 at 10:05 | Reply ilenoj

marami lng talaga ung sumisira kay angel..lalong lalo na ung mga fans ni marian..wala ba kayong magawa dahil d nyo matake na mas magaling c angel…bakit mo naman alam deejay cguro isa ka sa nagtatatrabaho sa laundry shop noh..heehee
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:27 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! napakasosyal ko namang labandero, ilenoj! wehehe!
on 08/07/2009 at 19:38 | Reply ana

hahaiiiii………. wala maisip na paninira kaya pati ang undies pinatulan nah………… hahaiiiiii…….. basta ako,,,,,,, im a loyal fan of angel locsin……….. kahit isang beses lang xa mag change ng panty a year!!!!!! weeeeeee…. mag hanap namn kau ng mga totoong isyu wag yong hindi kapanipniwala…..
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:27 | Reply deejay
  
  hahaha! hi ana! *waves*
on 08/08/2009 at 03:12 | Reply ephraim

wow it seems that angel’s fans wanted to eat you diego jose…hehe, anyway lhat kme ng mga friends ko nttwa d2 sa article n 2..sna more of marian-angel write-ups..hehe.. you’re the best blogger in the world! hope you stay cool
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:28 | Reply deejay
  
  aw, that’s so nice of you, ephraim! salamat salamat salamat!
on 08/08/2009 at 12:38 | Reply cuteegiftsphilippines

OMG!!! Really now?? hahhaha…ndi nman siguro.. parang imposible coz hindi naman mahirap bumili ng marami.. hahah…
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:29 | Reply deejay
  
  uy, nabiktima ka rin ba, cutee? hehehe! daan ka sa About GTM page.
on 08/08/2009 at 12:39 | Reply cuteegiftsphilippines

OMG!!! Really now?? ndi naman siguro..hahaha.. hindi naman mahirap bumili db…
on 08/08/2009 at 21:45 | Reply Mia

You are a genius!
How do you come up with these stories?!
How many death threats have you received?? Hahahaha
- on 08/09/2009 at 14:30 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! na-realize mo mia na isa akong henyo? whee! hehehe!
  
  seriously, no death threats yet. “yet” daw e. nyahaha! salamat ha! mwah!
on 08/13/2009 at 11:54 | Reply ark

Yaiks! Kadiri naman!
on 08/24/2009 at 02:35 | Reply Germs

hahaha crunchy panties parang bagay to ipulutan isawsaw sa asim ni auring
on 08/31/2009 at 12:16 | Reply tet

i dont think na ganun si angel locsin…sobra naman kayo…dont destroy her image para lang mai elevate ang idol ninyo…may mga helpers sya sa bahay bakit pa dadalhin ang mga damit sa laundry shop….shame on you people
on 09/10/2009 at 08:32 | Reply Gertrude

in fairness natawa ako ng bongga sa mga posts lalo na dito tsaka un kay Noynoy. Wah! pangarap ko din gumawa ng ganitong site dati. Hay. Keep it up.
on 09/10/2009 at 09:44 | Reply bel

i second the motion on tet’s comment. ano nman kayang ginagawa ng mga helper’s ni angel. tsaka can afford siya to buy as many undies na katulad naming tamang-tama lang ang pamumuhay,ang babaw nung nagkakalat ng balitang yan,
on 01/18/2010 at 02:54 | Reply ems

funny

i love angel though
on 03/01/2010 at 16:27 | Reply LhorD_ThugS23

sana matikman ko sya

xD sarap/……