The Parable of the Furry White Rabbit

07/31/2009 by diego jose

White Rabbit

Dear goodtimers, let me tell you a story that’s a little different from what you usually read on this blog. It is not a story that makes fun of celebrities or politicians. It is not a funny story.

It’s a children’s tale that I composed during a dark moment in my life, a time I was lost and in search of direction. I know this is a 180-degree deviation from typical Good Times Manila fare, but please allow me to indulge myself a little, be a bit more reflective, or spiritual, or even philosophical.

Now, this story doesn’t have an ending. The ending is something that you, the reader, will have to come up with yourself. So please read the story carefully and decide how you want the story to end. Then tell me how you will end it.

The story begins this way:

You are the main character. Once upon a time, you lived in a forest far away, deep in the woods with only the birds and the trees and the animals for company. Life was good and comfortable but life was lonely.

The chirping of the birds cheered you up but they could be your companions only for so long. The deer, the squirrels, and the foxes took flight upon seeing you. The flowers, the bushes, and the trees did not talk back at all.

One day, you set off deep into the mountain in search of firewood. But you took an unfamiliar path and soon found yourself helplessly lost. You kept circling and circling back to the same spot, unable to come across familiar ground. You tried to climb a tree to find your bearings, but you could not and fell hard toward the ground many times.

Then you spotted a little white rabbit looking at you curiously. “What a cute rabbit,” you thought, admiring its snowy, creamy fur. You had seen rabbits and hares before, and whenever you approached, they always hopped away. You took a step in its direction, expecting the rabbit to flee, but this one, strangely, did not.

You took another step, and it stayed unmoving, staring back at you while wiggling its nose. “Perhaps you just want some company,” you said as you looked down at the rabbit and as it looked back at you. You crouched down and moved your hand tentatively toward the rabbit. You touched and caressed its soft, white fur. It stayed still, relaxed.

You dug into your pockets and found a small piece of carrot that you had been chewing on as a snack. You gave it to the rabbit and the rabbit nibbled on it. To you, it seemed the rabbit looked happy.

You got up and walked away, happy that you made the little creature happy. You ambled toward the path again. The rabbit followed. “It seems I made a new friend,” you said to yourself, chuckling. You walked faster. From out of the corner of your eyes, you saw the rabbit hopping to catch up. You smiled.

The day was nearly over, and you knew darkness would soon set in, so you decided to find some place to stay the night. Perhaps a cave or large tree trunk would do, you thought.

Then, as you staggered out of the dense vegetation, you were surprised to find a small wooden cabin. It was empty. You walked in and found a bed, a fireplace, a kitchen and a toilet. “Everything I need!” you exclaimed.

The rabbit hopped onto the room, and you picked it up. “You must be my lucky charm,” you told the rabbit. It wiggled its nose in response.

You had supper, of cheese and bread, from your bag. You gave the rabbit another piece of carrot. “Here you go,” you said. It gnawed on the carrot merrily.

Then settling into an old rickety chair, you thought about how your day went. It was an adventure compared to your usual itinerary. You felt strangely proud of yourself. You looked at your new friend, the rabbit, and you playfully tugged at its ear. “I’m glad I got lost today,” you said.

Suddenly, you felt your stomach rumble. “Drat! I knew that cheese was no longer good!” you thought as you stepped into the toilet and sat on the toilet bowl. The rabbit followed and snuggled up to your feet, as you answered nature’s call. “What a loyal little fellow you are,” you said to the rabbit.

When it was over, you looked around the tiny space. Your eyes turned round like saucers.

“NO TOILET PAPER!” you screamed. You looked to your left and you looked to your right. Indeed, there was none. “I do NOT believe this!” you exclaimed, slapping your head with your right hand.

Silently, you seethed. Silently, you cursed the heavens. You thought long and hard.

You considered going out of the cabin to collect leaves. But it was too cold. You thought about using your bag. But there was still food inside. You thought about using some of the firewood. But it would hurt.

“What do I do? What do I do?” you asked yourself, growing ever more desperate. “What do I do in this situation?”

Then your eyes strayed toward your feet. You looked at the furry white rabbit. The rabbit looked back at you. “Your fur is reeeeally soft and white,” you told the rabbit.

***

Now, my dear goodtimers, how this story ends depends on you. It is a philosophical question that I want you all to think about. And perhaps, as you try to find the answer, the moral lesson will become clear. Have a great day, everyone. PBA0981751q1

Posted in Other Stuff | Tagged Blog, Children's Story, Fairy Tale, Forest, Friendship, Good Times Manila, Humor, Joke, Loneliness, Moral Lesson, Not Funny, Once Upon a Time, Open Ended, Personal, Philosophical, Pinoy, Reflection, Satire, Toilet Humor, Toilet Paper, White Rabbit, Woods | 252 Comments

252 Responses

on 07/31/2009 at 04:26 | Reply birthcontrol

weee. ako ulit!!
- on 07/31/2009 at 04:36 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! natutulog ka pa ba birthcontrol? wehehe!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 07:28 | Reply birthcontrol
    
    Tulog ako pag umaga. hihihi. Madaling araw ka nalang magpost para mauna ako lagi. nyahaha
    
    Hmm. . .Di ko gagamitin yung rabbit. Like cucumbers, rabbits have rights too. ahehe
    
    pakidelete una ko reply. my typo eh. lol
  - on 07/31/2009 at 12:26 | Reply karoger
    
    kelan ba ako makakauna dito?
    dapat ba walang tulugan dito??
    
    anyways, ano ang prize ni birthcontrol?
    i propose na yung book, ‘The Sin of Contraception”.
    hahaha
    - on 07/31/2009 at 14:16 | Reply deejay
      
      LOL- what do you mean “gagamitin” yung rabbit, birthcontrol? wahaha!
      
      karog, tsk tsk! wala sa theme yang suggested prize mo. rabbit ang topic e, walang contraception contraception sa mga kuneho. nyehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 06:02 | Reply sajangnim

secon ngek
- on 07/31/2009 at 06:14 | Reply sajangnim
  
  btw here’s my ending….
  … strange thing happens next… as i felt some tickling sensation down my shit hole. its the rabbit nibbling on recycled cheese and bread! problem solved.
  - on 07/31/2009 at 12:27 | Reply karoger
    
    eeewww. hahaha.
    kadiri. putek. hahahaha.
    - on 07/31/2009 at 14:17 | Reply deejay
      
      waaaah! agree ako ke karog, grabe ka sajangnim! wahahaha! di ko kinaya.
  - on 07/31/2009 at 18:12 | Reply SuperSawsaw
    
    panalo! yan din naisip ko eh. padilaan yung shithole. bwahahaha!
    
    katakot lang mamaya baka bigla isipin nung rabbit na pwede rin kainin yung dalawang itlog na lalawit-lawit. mwhaahah.
    - on 07/31/2009 at 21:17 | Reply deejay
      
      nakow superSS, di naman kumakain ng itlog ang kuneho. vegetarian yan kaya oki lang. wahaha!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 22:55 | Reply Doc Mike
    
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
    - on 07/31/2009 at 23:00 | Reply deejay
      
      pero alam mo doc mike, ang mga kuneho ugali talaga nila na ire-digest ang mga droppings nila. totoo yan! so hindi gaanong farfetched ang sagot ni sajangnim. wahaha!
on 07/31/2009 at 06:17 | Reply chriscapade

Omg! malapit na sa sana.. shooockkkss!!!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:18 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-always the bridesmaid ka rin chriscapade.
  - on 08/02/2009 at 01:19 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
    
    Naalala ko bigla 27 Dresses sa sinabi mo deej. Wala lang. Hahahaha!
on 07/31/2009 at 06:23 | Reply chriscapade

I think the main character will ask the rabbit to go out and get some leaves na lang. O diba.. para di naman kawawa ang rabbit, baka kasi kapag pinagana ko ang maduming utak ko, hantingin ako ng PAWS. hehehe!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:20 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! pero chriscapade, kelangan mo munang i-train yung rabbit! pano mo matretrain na kumuha ng mga dahon yun aber?
on 07/31/2009 at 07:30 | Reply Xy So

ahmmmm… uutusan ko si Rabbit na kumuha ng dahon for me… by the way, ang full name niya ay Rabbit Singson. atsetsehhhhh!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:21 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-xy so utang na loob, paltan mo yang pangalan na yan. baka maalibadbaran lang ako ke rabbit singson. nyehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 07:47 | Reply Jeffroger Kho

A very useful rabbit! D ka kaya makikiliti sa pag-gamit nun? lol
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:23 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL at “a very useful rabbit.” wahaha! you’re so salbahe jeff.
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:11 | Reply Doc Mike
  
  Madami pang use si rabbit, dahil sa mabalahibo sya at medyo matigas-tigas ang katawan at nandidila pa, pwedeng siyang gamitin na…. AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! Wag na nga lang! Baka ma-MTRCB tayo dito!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 21:19 | Reply deejay
    
    ituloy mo yan doc mike! ituloy mo yan! ayokong me nambibitin dito.
    
    nyahaha!
    
    PS: grabe, hansama talaga. wawa naman si rabbit. tsk! tsk!
on 07/31/2009 at 08:39 | Reply ShatterShards

There are plenty of things that can be used to wipe yourself clean. Just because the rabbit was white and fluffy doesn’t mean you have to mar its image with your shit. Look around further and maybe you’ll find some local publication that is truly apt for the purpose. But then again, some local reads are impossibly dirty, you’d soil yourself even more if you use it as tissue substitute, and more so if you attempt to read it.
- on 07/31/2009 at 09:33 | Reply Xy So
  
  shatter, natae ako sa comment mo heheheh
- on 07/31/2009 at 12:24 | Reply alewol
  
  hahahahaha… grabe ang comment na ito…
  makaka ebak nga…
- on 07/31/2009 at 12:27 | Reply karoger
  
  nosebleed. )
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:29 | Reply deejay
  
  panalo ang comment mo shattershards. andaming nagreak. *tingin sa taas* hi xy so! alewol! karoger!
  
  at ano namang local publications yan!?! name names! alam kong kasama ang GTM dyan. huhuhu!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 22:50 | Reply ShatterShards
    
    Affected ka ba, Deejay? Bakit kaya? hmmm…
    
    I’m not one to play blameless. As you can see, I’m one with you guys in laughing out loud. Let’s all get ticklish in using that white fluffy towel for our shit! Haha!
    
    P.S. Nosebleed ba? Hindi naman siguro…
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:15 | Reply Doc Mike
  
  Parang ayoko nang mag-jerbs. Paang naguilty ako sa comment ko! hahaha!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 21:21 | Reply deejay
    
    padilaan mo ke rabbit para mawala guilt mo. hihihi!
on 07/31/2009 at 09:13 | Reply Doc Mike

*singing*

Sa bukid walang papel! *AY!*
Ikiskis mo sa pilapil! *AY!*

Hanuvah, Deejay! Wala bang tubig na pambuhos at iyun muna ang gamitin mo?
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:31 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! napakanta ako doc mike!
  
  walang tubig dun no! sa labas pa ng kabin ang deep well.
  
  sa kakahuyan kaya yun so pano magkaka-manila water dun? *toinks* wahaha!
on 07/31/2009 at 09:21 | Reply lovesirius

ala bang tubig? ahahahahaha.
- on 07/31/2009 at 09:34 | Reply Xy So
  
  the day was nearly over na kasi nung kwento… may schedule ang tubig sa kagubatan heheheh
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:32 | Reply deejay
  
  walang tubig lovesirius! nasa labas ng kabina ang deep well! walang manila water! nyehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 09:35 | Reply Xy So

sa lahat ng parable, ang parable na gawa ni deejay lang ang kinukuwestiyon… hahehehehe…
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:33 | Reply deejay
  
  onga xy so, bakit di nyo na lang pag-isipan ng mabuti ang moral lesson dito. hmf!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 21:17 | Reply Doc Mike
    
    Ay? May moral lesson nga naman dito- Wag kakain ng pagkaing ‘di sayo!
    - on 07/31/2009 at 21:25 | Reply deejay
      
      ha? aling pagkain, doc mike!?!
      
      ipaliwanag mo ang sarili mo. ahehehe. alam mo ba na me simbolismo dito sa istoryang ito? nahulaan mo na ata e… hihihi!
      - on 07/31/2009 at 22:50 | Reply Doc Mike
        
        Moral of the story:
        
        wag makipagkaibigan sa rabbit. o di buh!
on 07/31/2009 at 09:47 | Reply ravaged&consumed

Since I am an avid GTM fan, I normally bring along with me a printout of GTM articles (if you call it that)… I will probably use it…..
SHIT-TY articles for my SHIT!!!! joke… hehehehe… Peace taU DJ ha….
- on 07/31/2009 at 12:28 | Reply karoger
  
  nice one. hahaha.
- on 07/31/2009 at 13:07 | Reply lovesirius
  
  panalo!!!!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:34 | Reply deejay
  
  haynaku, r&c. ang sagot ko sa yo isang malaking CHE!
  
  wahaha!
  
  hoy karog, lovesirius, gusto nyong ipahid ko sa inyo ang used rabbit?
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:22 | Reply Doc Mike
  
  Ay ang ganda ng idea ni R&C, magawa nga din yan minsan
  - on 07/31/2009 at 21:26 | Reply deejay
    
    you’re so salbahe talaga. huhuhu!
on 07/31/2009 at 09:50 | Reply kwag

matalino ang rabbit.. na gets nya in an instant ang binabalak ng amo.. gustohin man nyang tumakas pero naka lock ang pintohan.. nag desisyon syang mag transform bilang si marian rivera para naman hindi matuloy ang plano ng amo at para na rin maakit ang amo.. namangha ang amo.. nagandahan sa nakita nyang dalagita.. bigla nya itong hinatak at ipinahid sa pwet nya
- on 07/31/2009 at 12:10 | Reply Marian Rivera
  
  eh buwakanang-ina ka pala eh… bakit ako ipinahid sa pwet? aber? hindi naman ako tissue! TABO AKO! TABO!!! ahihihihihi… AY AM SOW PANI!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:38 | Reply deejay
  
  nyahaha! napasama si marian sa istorya. ang tanong kwag, anong parte ni marian ang pinamahid mo? wahaha!
  
  huy, marian, obyus namang di tisyu ang ginagamit mo. mas sanay ka sa tabo at tubig. nyehehe!
- on 08/03/2009 at 03:17 | Reply Enigma of Time
  
  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
  
  natawa ako sa mental image… XD
on 07/31/2009 at 10:42 | Reply progenic

ganito lang kadali yan..
gamitin mo yung underwear mo diba.
tapos itapon mo.
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:40 | Reply deejay
  
  parang sanay na sanay ka a, progenic. based on personal experience ba yan? hihihi!
on 07/31/2009 at 10:51 | Reply spellingbee

so ano ang problema ulit? Para saan ba ang toilet paper?
- Angel Locsin and her crunchy panty
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:40 | Reply deejay
  
  waaaah! napahalakhak ako dito. clueless si angel kung para san nga ba ang tissue. nyahaha!
  - on 08/01/2009 at 09:14 | Reply Vajarl
    
    Wahahahaha! Ayos.
on 07/31/2009 at 10:57 | Reply spellingbee

Leche!!! punyeta!!! Walang hiyaaaaaaa!!!!!! Hindi na ako eebak dito powr eber!
- Marian Revira
- on 07/31/2009 at 12:12 | Reply Marian Rivera
  
  Saan mo nakuha ang transkrip na yan!? At panu mo nalaman na ganyan nga ang magiging reaksyon ko? Kulang pa yan. Tatadyakan ko pa yung BAWL at ihahampas ko doon yung REBIT!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 13:07 | Reply lovesirius
    
    bat naging palaka?
    ahahahahaha
    - on 07/31/2009 at 13:44 | Reply Marian Rivera
      
      ISLANG keyeh akewh… AHIHIHIHHIH!!!
      - on 08/03/2009 at 03:19 | Reply Enigma of Time
        
        witch ata si marian. ginawang palaka yung rabbit!
on 07/31/2009 at 11:18 | Reply shang

lumabas muna siya saglit half naked para kumuha ng dahon pampunas.
wala namang tao so walang makakakita ng kung anumang tinatago niya sa katawan niya.. hehehehe
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:42 | Reply deejay
  
  e baka raw magtutulo, shang… eeeew! muhahaha!
on 07/31/2009 at 11:19 | Reply shang

at wag na uli kumain ng cheese!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:51 | Reply deejay
  
  expired kraft eden cheese ata yung kinain nya e. wehehe!
  - on 08/01/2009 at 12:52 | Reply shang
    
    talagang sinabe ang brand!! hahah!
    - on 08/01/2009 at 16:20 | Reply deejay
      
      dapat singilin ko rin ang kraft! merong product placement. nyahaha!
on 07/31/2009 at 11:41 | Reply avegirl

haha..yayakapin niya yung rabbit tapos punta siya sa labas para kumuha ng leaves.sorry ayoko gawin kung ano man yung nasa isip nyo.=p
- on 07/31/2009 at 13:54 | Reply kikayness
  
  waaahhhh…eto rin naisip ko nyahahahahaha
  
  …wala bang tubig man lang dun deejay?
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:53 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-hambait mo avegirl! isa kang dakila.
  
  huy kikay, not paying attention in class! *sabay tapon ng chalk kay kikay*
  
  nasa taas ang eksplaneyshun! *turo sa taas* walang manila water/maynilad sa kakahuyan. at deep well lang sa labas ng cabin.
  - on 07/31/2009 at 21:44 | Reply kikayness
    
    areku!
on 07/31/2009 at 12:19 | Reply Tom

ako, hulihin ko yung rabbit
skin him alive,
use fur as toilet paper,
cook rabbit meat para di na mag ebaks due to cheese…

ititira ko na lang yung paa nya para may lucky charm pa rin ako. remembrance ba?
- on 07/31/2009 at 12:29 | Reply karoger
  
  ang mean.
  napakaviolent. kawawang rabbit.
  hahaha.
- on 07/31/2009 at 13:45 | Reply Xy So
  
  PETA Alert! PETA Alert!
  
  hahahaha
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:55 | Reply deejay
  
  hmmm… i approve, tom. i approve. nyahaha!
  
  woos! etong si karog at xy so, nagmalinis pa. if i know, ganun din ang evil intention nyo. hmf!
  - on 08/04/2009 at 20:28 | Reply karoger
    
    i am not that kind of person deej.
    
    ganyan pala yung thoughts mo tungkol smen na supporters mo. i am disappointed. very very disappointed.
on 07/31/2009 at 12:23 | Reply alewol

pwede niyang gamitin ang medyas niya…
tutal, mabaho naman paa niya… so hindi obyus
ang amoy….
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:56 | Reply deejay
  
  ay onga no! pwedeng gamitin yung medyas! wahaha! gleng gleng alewol!
on 07/31/2009 at 12:34 | Reply karoger

seriously. hindi ko alam ang gagawin ko. okay lang sana pag hindi white yung rabbit. pero white siya eh. pero kahit na hindi siya puti, nakakaawa pa rin.

next time ko na lang siya iaanalyze. papasok muna ako sa klase ko. haha.
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:57 | Reply deejay
  
  sige, pag-isipan mong mabuti yan karog. idiscuss mo sa mga klasmeyt mo ha? then submit a 500-word essay on your choice. hehehe.
on 07/31/2009 at 12:59 | Reply siyetehan

hey, hey, hey. saw you at q tube.

sikat ka na talaga!
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:58 | Reply deejay
  
  hihihi! salamat siyetehan! *blushes*
  
  welcome to GTM!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 17:23 | Reply Doc Mike
    
    nagpakita ka sa q-tube? ano yun parang porntube o xtube? hahaha!
    - on 07/31/2009 at 21:27 | Reply deejay
      
      hmmm… halatang halata kung saang mga sites ang pinupuntahan mo doc mike… ano ba yang porntube at xtube na yan? *innocent*
      
      nix! kelan ka nafichur?!? whee! sikat na tayo! nyehehe!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 20:41 | Reply Nix
    
    ako din na feature sa qtube apir tayo deejay XD
    - on 07/31/2009 at 21:28 | Reply deejay
      
      ulitin ko nga yung comment ko sa taas. mali pala ang placement. hehehe!
      
      nix! kelan ka nafichur?!? whee! sikat na tayo! nyehehe!
      - on 08/02/2009 at 02:09 | Reply Nix
        
        2nd episode kami eh
        
        about sa PLURK
        
        ito link ng vid
      - on 08/04/2009 at 20:46 | Reply karoger
        
        publicity!!! inggit ako. hahaha.
        
        gusto kong mapanood yang publicity mo!!
        nasa youtube na ba yan??
        
        sikat ka na ngayon.
        pwede ka ng tumakbo sa 2010!!!
        susuportahan kita.
        
        on 08/05/2009 at 02:16 | Reply Nix
        
        ahahah deejay for president
        
        on 08/05/2009 at 15:19 | Reply karoger
        
        ay mali. hindi pala sa 2010.
        kailan ba yung next barangay elections??
        
        deejay for kagawad!!
        yehey!!!
on 07/31/2009 at 13:24 | Reply garp

e di patayin ang rabbit. kunin ang paa para gawing lucky charm, ang laman ihawin for dinner. ang balat ipahid sa pwet. tapos – Yasmien Kurdi
- on 07/31/2009 at 14:59 | Reply deejay
  
  waaah! kala ko ba vegetarian ka yasmien?
on 07/31/2009 at 13:31 | Reply garp

napanood kita sa Q-tube deejay. para ka lang nagsumbong ng anomalya sa XXX at imbestigador. sana pinabago mo rin ang boses mo para mas matindi ang anonimity
- on 07/31/2009 at 15:00 | Reply deejay
  
  waaaah! napanood mo rin garp? hihihi.
  
  they told me they were going to alter my voice digitally. di ko pinanood so i don’t know kung boses ko nga ba yon. hehehe!
  - on 08/01/2009 at 09:20 | Reply garp
    
    oo naman, gawan mo nga ng kwento si ricky lo. nagreact sya sa mga articles dito. sabi nya matalino ka daw, pero you’re going the wrong direction. nyahaha. ano ba ang tamang direction? mag-host ng show kahit alam mo namang di ka kagalingan mag-host? ipahid ko siya sa pwet ni lolit eh. makita nya
    - on 08/01/2009 at 21:20 | Reply deejay
      
      LOL-talagang sa pwet ni lolit e. nyahaha.
      
      yaan mo na si tito ricky, garp.
      
      tama naman sha e, wala akong sense of direction, as in madali akong maligaw ng landas. hihihi!
on 07/31/2009 at 14:14 | Reply loucie

If I were to put myself on such situation, I would rather snoop around and look for possible stuff that could help me shoo away the shit. Kasi nga diba wala namang ibang tao, why not? Hehe
- on 07/31/2009 at 15:02 | Reply deejay
  
  hello loucie! first time here? welcome to GTM!
  
  LOL at “shoo away the shit.” nyahaha! parang buhay e. pero tama ka, why not?
  - on 07/31/2009 at 15:36 | Reply Edmond
    
    Binago nga ata boses mo. Seeing your avatar, hindi naman babagay sa yo ang boses na narinig ko sa show kagabi. LOLOLOL
    - on 07/31/2009 at 15:55 | Reply deejay
      
      waaah! mali ang na-delete ko edmond! wehehe! churi! dapat yung nasa taas ang nadelete ko.
      
      yeah, it’s a good thing they did. they took close up shots of somebody else’s eye and mouth so nobody would recognize me.
      
      i’m not sure if they used those close up shots though.
  - on 07/31/2009 at 16:50 | Reply Tom
    
    Unless panties ni Angel yun.
    Nahuli na ba mga panties?
    - on 07/31/2009 at 21:29 | Reply deejay
      
      nyahaha! baka yung cabin pala ang hideout ng mga panti ni angel! muhahaha!
on 07/31/2009 at 14:53 | Reply L

hindi ako tumatae nang walang tubig at tabo. huhlolz! hmmkeibye!
- on 07/31/2009 at 15:03 | Reply deejay
  
  how very pinoy! nyehehe! e pano yon wala ngang tubig e… di ka nag-fa-follow direction e. *toinks*
  
  huy lio, magbalik ka na! miss ka na namin. seriously.
on 07/31/2009 at 15:46 | Reply Edmond

Kawawa naman yung rabbit. Sucker pa naman ako sa cutie na kagaya niya. Nyahahaha!

Either sige tiisin ko yung lamig at mangalap ng dahon sa labas or baka naman merong something sa kama na pwedeng gamitin. LOLOLOL.

Moral of the story: Wag magpakaligaw in the first place. Ayan kasi eh!
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:32 | Reply deejay
  
  anudaw, edmond? sucker ka ng mga cutie? nyahaha! jowk!
  
  hampanget naman ng moral na yan. lagi pa naman akong naliligaw… hihihi!
on 07/31/2009 at 15:59 | Reply Nobe

hi deejay! gosh, you know what happened last night? ipinagpalit kita sa edward scissorhands! nasa q-tube ka pa naman. huhu. di ko talaga napanood kasi yung anak ko ayaw ipa-stop yung pinapanood namin na movie.

do you have a link of that episode? i don’t want to miss it kasi feeling ko ikaw yung nasa commercial nanakatago sadilim ehek!

love,
nobe

http://www.deariago.com
http://www.iamnobe.wordpress.com
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:36 | Reply deejay
  
  waah! oki lang nobe, kahit ako di ko pinanood e. nyuk nyuk nyuk! nakownsyus ako e. hihihi!
  
  PS: eto rin ang comment ko sa blag mo. nyehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 16:00 | Reply Nobe

hahaha! hindi ko pa nababasa lahat nag-comment na agad ako. somehow hindi ako naniniwala na hindi ito funny story. ikaw pa! wala nang seryoso pagdating sa iyo. ahahaha!

love,
nobe

http://www.deariago.com
http://www.iamnobe.wordpress.com
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:39 | Reply deejay
  
  huy! seryoso to nobe. pramis!
on 07/31/2009 at 16:08 | Reply enrico1104

meron naman siguro siyang baon na tubig…engot naman niya kung puro pagkain lang ang laman ng bag niya..whehehehe….

option 1: gamitin ang kanyang underwear
option 2: kung wala siyang underwear, gamitin ang kanyang T-shirt
option 3: lumabas siya sa CR at maghanap ng kurtina or kumot na pedeng pamunas niya.Gamitin rin niya ito na pamunas dun sa mga tagas sa sahig..hahahahaha…
option 4: matulog na lang siya sa CR at antaying matuyo ang kanyang pwet…ambaboy….
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:48 | Reply deejay
  
  talagang pinag-isipan mo enrico! *thumbs up* wahaha!
  
  me nakalimutan ka, ang option 5: kumuha ng perang papel, i-fold at butasan ng maliit sa gitna. ipasok ang middle finger sa butas… you get the drift. wahaha!
- on 07/31/2009 at 22:52 | Reply Doc Mike
  
  Grabe! Kinarir!
on 07/31/2009 at 16:56 | Reply oliboy

as long as may tabo, water, and sabon… i’m good without tissue paper…

as for the rabbit, may ingredients ba available for rabbit stew? joke lang PETA!
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:52 | Reply deejay
  
  ayon, oliboy, me recipe ng rabbit risotto, ginoogle ni nix. *turo sa baba* nyehehe!
  
  at goolak maghanap ng tabo, tubig at sabon sa isang cabin sa kakahuyan!
on 07/31/2009 at 17:14 | Reply otep

vase muna.

teka, nalulula ako sa comment..

kaya imposibleng makauna ako dito..

magbabalik si otep
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:53 | Reply deejay
  
  whee! sabi mo yan ha. aabangan kita otep. nyehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 17:38 | Reply flamindevil

this is a no-brainer!syempre gamitin ko yung rabbit pamunas. i’ve never tried it before. thanks for the suggetion.haha.

btw,

call me rye na lang deejay. syet, it’s my pleasure na tawagin mong rye para uber close na tayo kunwari.haha. dami mong fans ha.maipagmamalaki ko na talagang rubbing elbows kami ni deejay, ang kups ng GTM.hahaha.kahit sa email kalat na kalat ang articles mo.lemme say the most popular one is the jobert sucladito story.kahit mga frens ko sa pinas alam yun.asteeg ka. halimaw!galing. :p
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:56 | Reply deejay
  
  whee! salamat rye!
  
  PS: make sure na ipunas mo lahat sa rabbit ha, baka me matira e. nyuk nyuk nyuk!
on 07/31/2009 at 19:13 | Reply steff

akala ko seryoso na talaga.
kawawang rabbit naman oh
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:58 | Reply deejay
  
  seryoso naman a, steff. bat kawawa ang rabbit? ano bang naging desisyon mo? anong ending mo sa story? bat andami kong tanong? wehehe!
  - on 08/03/2009 at 17:02 | Reply steff
    
    baka kasi binenta siya pambili ng tissue..kawawa talaga
    ngayon ko lang narealized na seryoso talaga siya.nakakaiyak
on 07/31/2009 at 20:48 | Reply Nix

>=) gamitin si rabbit tapos~~

KILL na yan

Gawin Rabbit Rissotto

Ingredients

* 3 tablespoons olive or canola oil
* 1 Rabbit Loin, Boneless (1-1/2 pounds)
* 4 ramps (wild leeks) or 1 large leek, sliced ¼-inch thick, white and light green part, rinsed to remove sand and drained
* ½ tablespoon finely chopped garlic
* 1 large red bell pepper, cut into ¼-inch dice
* 1 pound Arborio rice
* 8 ounces dry white wine
* 1½ quarts chicken stock or rabbit stock, heated
* ½ pound fiddlehead ferns or young asparagus (both available in the Spring by calling (800) 327-8246), cleaned, trimmed, blanched and shocked. Leave fiddleheads whole. Cut asparagus on bias into ½-inch slices.
* 4 ounces Manchego or Parmesan cheese, grated
* 2 ounces assorted fresh herbs (flat-leaf parsley, thyme, tarragon, chives) chopped + 6 small sprigs thyme, to garnish
* Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

Directions

1. Heat oil in a large, heavy sauté pan over medium-high heat until hot. Add rabbit, stir to separate, then add ramps, garlic, and red pepper. Sauté until vegetables are soft, about 3 minutes. Add rice and stir until well mixed and heated. Pour in wine and bring liquid to a boil.
2. Reduce heat and, stirring often, add heated stock by cupfuls, stirring until rice has nearly absorbed all of the liquid before adding the next cup, about 20 minutes.
3. Add blanched fiddlehead ferns, cheese, and herbs. Mix and cook until heated through, 5 to 10 minutes. Rice should be al dente, but risotto should have a creamy consistency. Add more liquid if too dry. Season with salt and pepper. Divide among warmed plates and serve immediately, garnished with a sprig of thyme.

ENJOY!! bwahahahah!
- on 07/31/2009 at 21:59 | Reply deejay
  
  whee! nag-google pa ng recipe si nix! A+ for effort. wahaha!
  
  PS: make sure na maayos ang pag-skin sa rabbit, baka me tira tira pang… you know. hihihi!
  - on 08/01/2009 at 02:31 | Reply Nix
    
    inde google yan LOL….. Chef ako mga research ko yan
    
    LOL
    - on 08/01/2009 at 15:54 | Reply deejay
      
      woos! e baket me kasamang “(both available in the Spring by calling (800) 327-8246)”
      
      telepown number ba sa pinas yan aber?
      - on 08/01/2009 at 21:39 | Reply Nix
        
        napasama eh nasa notepad lang yan XDD
        
        ahahaha
on 07/31/2009 at 21:45 | Reply Badong

psychologist ka ba? pag sumagot ba kami isa-psyche mo kami? lol. gamitin na lang yung underwear! di rin naman yun gnaun kahalaga e!
- on 07/31/2009 at 22:00 | Reply deejay
  
  e pano badong kung wala kang brip? at wala ring medyas? anong gagawin mo aber? wehehe!
  - on 07/31/2009 at 23:16 | Reply Badong
    
    yung tshirt! di bale ng ginawin wag lang mangamoy!
    - on 08/01/2009 at 15:55 | Reply deejay
      
      ano bang objection mo sa soft, white, and silky rabbit fur? hihihi!
      - on 08/01/2009 at 17:55 | Reply Badong
        
        animal lover ako! lol
on 07/31/2009 at 22:31 | Reply mark

ahahhah!……

so hanGing… anu kaya…. Lemme think!>..

ahehehheh! ….wala ako ma thiNk..

aehehhe~
on 07/31/2009 at 22:32 | Reply mark

wahahaah!…………….

kamayin nlng…

wahahha!

‘tas ipahid sa Snowy Fur ng rabit..aheheh!
- on 08/01/2009 at 15:56 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha! kakamayin mo muna mark?!? LOL!
on 07/31/2009 at 22:50 | Reply lars

wala nang hugas hugas! gagamitin ko pang unan yung rabbit eh. kiber. lol.
- on 08/01/2009 at 15:59 | Reply deejay
  
  yuck, lars. yuck! nyahaha! sanay ka ata sa gentong sitwashon e.
  - on 08/01/2009 at 21:35 | Reply lars
    
    grabe naman yang pinoy slang mo. “gentong”. lol. naalala ko agad si marian. gentong. gentong gentong. lol. bat ako natatawa?
on 07/31/2009 at 22:58 | Reply Ade

As I always say, all is fair in love, war, and when you have nothing to wipe your ass on.
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:01 | Reply deejay
  
  which means we should all be accepting whenever people wipe their asses with any available pet, like rabbits, cats or hamsters…?
on 07/31/2009 at 23:18 | Reply Will

Use the undies, then go commando. It’s more liberating anyway.
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:02 | Reply deejay
  
  sound advice, will.
  
  hey, is it your first time here? welcome to GTM!
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:03 | Reply deejay
  
  sound advice, will.
  
  hey, is it your first time here? welcome to GTM!
- on 08/01/2009 at 21:32 | Reply lars
  
  why do some people find going commando more comfortable? with briefs its more secured. para di ka na kakambyo.
  - on 08/02/2009 at 00:16 | Reply deejay
    
    e mas uncomfortable daw lars na me brip nga pero me tae naman… nyuk nyuk nyuk!
on 07/31/2009 at 23:53 | Reply Maldito

iba talaga ang benefits ng nauna magcoment…dahil kung huli ka wala ka nang masasabi..in short kung mag react pa ako, recycle na lang ang akin. Imagine the number of comments na? shayt.

masasabi ko lang, puhtangenang rabbit na yan! indi naman siguro yan rabbit eh! kung ako sinundan yan tatakbo nalang ako..mala engkanto ang nilalang na yan..potah, indi yan normal.

oo indi into continuation ng story..ha ha ha
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:05 | Reply deejay
  
  well congrats pa rin maldito dahil unique ang comment mo. wala pa namang kumenter na nag-akusang engkanto yung kuneho. nyehehe!
on 07/31/2009 at 23:55 | Reply Mon

wawa naman yung Rabbit. wala bang tubig, tubig na lang. hehe

ang bilis ng commenters lagi akong huli dito.
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:06 | Reply deejay
  
  wala ngang tubig mon, ikaw talaga, bagsak sa reading comprehension. *toinks* nyehehe!
  
  ok lang ma-late sa comment. pero pag naka-3 late e marked as absent ka na oki?
on 08/01/2009 at 00:38 | Reply Cheesy

To answer the philosophical question: What would Cheesy do?

It’s a rather complex conundrum… Hmm I remember that I still have food in my bag. And what do you know, I have some carrot sauce left!

Maybe I should pour carrot sauce in my ass and have the rabbit lick…

But wait…

It turns out that I have a mint condition copy of a rare Carlo Caparas comic in my bag. Oooh…

What would Cheesy do?
- on 08/01/2009 at 02:13 | Reply Ade
  
  Why, use the Carlo Caparas comic, of course! Silly girl.
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:08 | Reply deejay
  
  waaaah! that’s some dilemma, cheesy. you need to philosophize. nyehehe!
  
  but i suggest you take ade’s advice. it’s the only logical choice.
on 08/01/2009 at 04:48 | Reply Reesie

nako naman.. akala ko kung anong makabagbag damdamin na story. you got me deejay. haiz. nako, last ka nlng ha. hehe

i would say ang ending niyan eh…

I will forget that I answered nature’s call, as if nothing happens. Continue with my muni-muni and go straight to bed. Ahhh, I can use the sheets of the bed to clean my sh*ts. Hahaha
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:10 | Reply deejay
  
  in denial!?! hahaha. kahit kalimutan mo pa yan reesie, di makakalimutan ng pwet mo.
on 08/01/2009 at 09:15 | Reply alewol

hmmm… suggestion…intayin nalang na matuyo ang kung anuman ang nasa ano niya… para pag tuyo na, i-wi-wiggle lang niya at presto, mahuhulog na ang you know what niya… ahehehehe
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:12 | Reply deejay
  
  sige, mag-intay ka ng 5 oras bago matuyo alewol. wahaha!
on 08/01/2009 at 09:22 | Reply Vajarl

I-flush ang toilet bowl, tapos pag wala ng bakas ng kababalaghan sa bowl, gamitin mo yung tubig ng pang flush para panghugas.. kung hindi barado ang toilet sa parable ni deejay. Hehe.
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:13 | Reply deejay
  
  eeew! di pwedeng panghugas yong sa bowl, vajarl. drinking water na yun e. nyahaha!
  
  teka, first time mo ba dito?
  - on 08/01/2009 at 16:36 | Reply Vajarl
    
    First timer mag reply. Hehe. Pa shy type eh.
on 08/01/2009 at 10:42 | Reply jason

gagamitin ko na lang ang rabbit tutal mukang
isinuko na nya ang kanyang sarili sa kin. hehehe

hello Sir..

ako po jasonhamster ng bagong rizal.

alam nyo

binasa ko lahat ng posts nyo mula d2 kay flurry rabbit hanggang sa kauna unahang lucky me post.

hehehehe

ang saya.!!

PA link po ako HA

http://jasonhamster.wordress.com po link ko

teka…

teka…

GTM*is#great&i^love=it!
GTM*is#great&i^love=it!
GTM*is#great&i^love=it!

GTM*is#great&i^love=it!
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:15 | Reply deejay
  
  hilow hilow jason! napadaan na ko sa lungga mo at naadd na din kita. hihihi!
  
  LOL at “isinuko ang sarili.” para namang me ibang balak ka pa ke rabbit…
  - on 08/04/2009 at 14:19 | Reply jason
    
    ay bawal bang magkaroon ng iba pang balak sa rabbit?
    sayang hamster pa naman ako.
    
    gagawa ng new breeed.
    
    joke lang!
    joke yun
    joke!
    
    hahahaha
on 08/01/2009 at 14:42 | Reply jason

Woah!!!

nagulat ako
bibisitahin ko sana si Deejay
kasi napadpad sa site ko..

pagtingin ko d2,

ikaw nga pala si Deejay!
hahahaha

ang kulet!!!!
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:16 | Reply deejay
  
  yiz! ako yon! *toinks* wehehe!
  - on 08/04/2009 at 14:21 | Reply jason
    
    hahahaha
    
    yiz talaga a.
    
    :d
    
    salamaat!
on 08/01/2009 at 15:13 | Reply aira

hahaha….sadistic parable….kawawang rabbit…!
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:17 | Reply deejay
  
  hoy, aira, di mo sinagot ang tanong! hehehe! at ano namang sadistic dito aber?! depende yan sa gagawin mo.
on 08/01/2009 at 15:26 | Reply IKAY

bahe ka diego! akala ko pa man din this time eh meron ka ng at least isang serious post wala parin pala..bwahaha!

pero ang bad nman kung yung furry ng rabbit yung gagamitin mong pangpunas….

pero kung ikaw yung character d2 i would suggest na yung brep mo ang ipangpunas mo???nyahaha!
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:19 | Reply deejay
  
  che! seryoso naman ako ha! tsk tsk! napaka-contemplative nga nitong post e. hmf!
  
  oy ikay, di ako ang dapat tinatanong mo. ikaw, anong gagawin mo sa sitwasyong ganito?
on 08/01/2009 at 16:11 | Reply loucieee

Yup. First time po. Nakita ko kasi yung recent episode ng Qtube
- on 08/01/2009 at 21:16 | Reply deejay
  
  salamat louiceee! hope to see you back! hehehe! mali ata link ng URL mo.
  - on 08/06/2009 at 12:20 | Reply loucie
    
    http://loucieee.blogspot.com
on 08/01/2009 at 16:40 | Reply Vajarl

Nasan na yung moral? Hehe. Someone once told me that ‘Moral lesson’ is redundant because something that is ‘moral’ is also considered a lesson. I’m not sure if that’s correct though.
- on 08/01/2009 at 16:47 | Reply deejay
  
  but not all lessons are moral. there are math lessons, science lessons… hehehe!
  - on 08/01/2009 at 16:51 | Reply Vajarl
    
    LOL. Natawa naman ako don. Hahahaha. Kurek nga naman. =) Anyways highways, spill the moral lesson. Hehe.
  - on 08/01/2009 at 19:47 | Reply Totoy Pinoy
    
    haha natawa din ako dito
on 08/01/2009 at 19:49 | Reply Totoy Pinoy

calling PETA! calling PAWS! at kung anu-anu pang animal right advocates! wahaha
- on 08/01/2009 at 21:14 | Reply deejay
  
  asus! wag kang magmalinis totoy! if i know ipangpapahid mo din si rabbit. hmf!
on 08/01/2009 at 21:57 | Reply zaki

naku deejay coincidence. kakabili lang namin ng pair of white rabbit kanina. di ko maisip madungisan ang cottony white fur nila. kadiri! kawawang rabbit.
- on 08/02/2009 at 00:13 | Reply deejay
  
  so zaki pag naubusan kayo ng tissue paper at nagkaroon ng water interruption… alam mo na ang gagawin mo?
  - on 08/02/2009 at 23:41 | Reply zaki
    
    everything that exists has its own purpose. the fluffy white rabbit being there at that moment has a purpose. i myself, also have a role to play in that parable. being one of the 2 characters in the situation, im just so lucky that i am not the rabbit….
    - on 08/07/2009 at 16:59 | Reply deejay
      
      wahaha! good point zaki!
on 08/01/2009 at 23:03 | Reply atebeybs

hello po…matagal na ako reader ng GTM pero ngayon lang ako sasali sa usapan…i find the parable very interesting.

maybe Deejay can share his thought on how to end this story.

If i have my way, ill end like after nya haplusin yung rabbit, he dug again into his pocket at he found out that meron dun tissue paper na pinagbalutan ng carrots or naiwan ung dahon ng carrots…..the idea came from the story itself na nung haplusin nya ung rabbit, he dug some carrots from his pocket.

the moral of the story….God will always find a way….the rabbit symbolizes God.
- on 08/02/2009 at 00:14 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha! may spiritual interpretation si atebeybs! aylabet! hehehe!
  
  pero sinira mo ang epek sa sunod na comment mo. *turo sa baba* nyahaha!
  
  welcome to GTM!
on 08/01/2009 at 23:13 | Reply atebeybs

or sa totoong buhay…..di ba nagwi wiggle nose ng rabbit apg pinupuri…kaya ng haplusin nya ulit ung rabbit, tinapat nya ung sh…t hole nya sa nose…and nung magwiggle…presto…tapos ang problema…hehehehee
on 08/02/2009 at 10:07 | Reply Bryan Karl

Wag na magiinarte, lumabas na at kumuha ng dahon. Galing ka na nga sa labas whole day ano pang inirereklamo mo? Hahaha. Wag galawin ang rabbit.
- on 08/02/2009 at 23:27 | Reply Kevin's Kikoy Kit
  
  May point ka. Tsaka nasa gitna ka ng kagubatan. Wala naman makakakita sayo na tao dun. Puro hayop, maligno, aswang, duwende, etc lang naman. So keri lang na maglakad ka ng hubo dun para maghanap ng dahon. (Or tissue. Baka may nakaiwan.)
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:01 | Reply deejay
  
  “wag galawin ang rabbit”?!? hmmm… iba ang pumasok sa isip ko a. wehehe!
on 08/03/2009 at 01:16 | Reply kaisuke

lumabas at maghanap ng dahon! hehe. kawawa naman ung rabbit kung ipupunas sa pwet haha
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:02 | Reply deejay
  
  e di naman masakit yun e, kaisuke.
on 08/03/2009 at 03:35 | Reply Enigma of Time

im still wondering bakit sumusunod yung rabbit.

kung si God si rabbit, di xa susunod. sasabay siya sa paglalakad (walk by me!).

kung engkanto si rabbit, matatakot ako lagyan xa ng tae. baka gawin nya akong tae.

kung si marian rivera si rabbit, malas ko at maririnig ko yung bunganga nya.

minsan lang ako mkakita ng brown na rabbit. enuf said. XD
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:03 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-inanalisa mo talaga troy a…
- on 08/30/2009 at 01:24 | Reply lolwut
  
  God tends to follow people if they don’t know the right path. (iisipin ko kung mula sa catholic POV)
  
  baka ang sarili mo yung sumusunod sa iyo. yung kumbaga alter-ego or past self mo. kung alter-ego, baka may mental disorder ka. this also implies to me.
on 08/03/2009 at 21:07 | Reply Syvs

wahhh sabi na nga ba, sa hinaba-haba ng usapan, sa tae pa rin ang hantungan…
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:03 | Reply deejay
  
  ewan ko ba syves, e napakalalim ng post ko e talagang sa tae napunta ang usapan. tsk tsk! hay!
on 08/03/2009 at 23:20 | Reply atebeybs

ganito kasi yan….dun sa prologue ang reason ang sinabi ng writer ay he is somewaht lost..

first paragraph ng story, the man was helplessly lost and the rabbit is looking at him..maybe wondering what he’s gonna do next.. it’s like telling God is looking at you, watching ur every move.

since the man was HELPLESSLY LOST, the rabbit find a way na makita sya nung tao, maalala if we refer it to God.

As he walked on, sunod naman ang rabbit. Isingit natin yung poem na “footprints in the sand”..the rabbit now is walking with him, nde nga lang kasabay but at least, isa lang ang direksyon nila.

Until that lucky moment na makakita siya ng tutulugan…but of course, nde lahat ng bagay ay isusubo na lang basta…may problema rin kahit paano to see to it how strong ur faith is..

and the problem is napa ebs na nga sya (again, dont take it literally)…and he turn again to the rabbit (God)….

at ang susunod na kabanata ay he find a solution just like what i wrote earlier..

pede na ba interpretation Deejay?
- on 08/04/2009 at 01:26 | Reply Enigma of Time
  
  srsly? ipapahid mo tae mo kay God?
  - on 08/30/2009 at 01:19 | Reply lolwut
    
    ganun naman ang mentality ng ilang mga tao, ‘di ba? They just leave their shit in the asses to God. If he would do something, good. If not, there are many things they might do. Curse him, doubt him, etc. Either way, only a few would THANK him.
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:04 | Reply deejay
  
  wahaha! pwede!
on 08/04/2009 at 20:01 | Reply atebeybs

no enigma….as I said, dont take it literally.

the continuation of the story is….as he turned to the rabbit, he felt something in his pocket and as he dug it, he found a tissue paper na pinagbalutan ng carrots….or andun pa ung dahon ng carrots sa bulsa nya…na pede nya gamitin.

remember…this is a parable.
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:05 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-talagang ginawan ng paraan e. o ano, troy, anong masasabi mo sa eksplaneyshon ni atebeybs?
- on 08/10/2009 at 14:25 | Reply troy010
  
  ang masasabi ko lang is, imposible makahanap xa ng tissue sa pocket nya. gawan nya nlng ng paraan kung pano ipampahid yung carrots. XD
on 08/05/2009 at 16:38 | Reply lori78

Haha… the beginning and middle part of the story is good. But then came the icky end…ewww!!!

And I was thinking the rabbit was some kind of stalker… tsk tsk

The moral lesson? One must always bring a roll of tissue paper!
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:07 | Reply deejay
  
  napakagandang moral lesson! hehehe! hiya lori!
on 08/06/2009 at 12:22 | Reply loucie

ay ganun? pero ganito nlng. post ko nlng dito.

http://loucieee.blogspot.com
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:07 | Reply deejay
  
  salamas louicie! add na kita. daanan kita mamya.
on 08/06/2009 at 14:22 | Reply Takipsilim

Huli man at magaling….

pagkakita nya sa rabbit, biglang may pumasok sa door ng shack. Si Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear. Dun nya na realize na trick lang pala ang rabbit at sya ang taga kuha ng meal nila! bwahaha ang moral ng storya BAWAL MAG TRESPASS!

xoxo
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:09 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL-goldilocks pala eto?!? hahaha! hello hello takipsilim!
  - on 08/10/2009 at 14:27 | Reply troy010
    
    di nmn siguro kakain yung bears ng may tae pa.
on 08/07/2009 at 09:33 | Reply alba

hindi nalang ako magpupunas ng pwet.. wala naman nakaka-alam e…
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:10 | Reply deejay
  
  wala ngang nakakaalam alba pwera sa sarili mo. di mo lang alam… ramdam mo at amoy mo… nyehehe!
on 08/07/2009 at 11:11 | Reply Pharaoh

I know I’m kinda uber late to post a response here, but anyway, I won’t go for the rabbit – despite its obviousness as a solution to my problem, coz it’ll certainly complicate things. I have gone through the day with just brief moments with the rabbit and sharing nothing really special with it… so when nature calls, I’d go look for something else around than the rabbit…

Simply put, if I was horny (call of nature – shitting), I won’t go for a horny friend who enjoys being around me and I ignore one way or the other (the rabbit is a symbol for s*x), but who I know is the perfect solution to my “needs” (white, fluffy, certainly would indulge and won’t complain)… but there’s a tendency that (a) I’d blemish the person (put shit all over), (b) awkward!!! (would you be around a smelling rabbit? Hehehe), (c) fall in love with the rabbit hopping it would turn into a handsome prince (which we all know won’t happen coz it has always been a warty frog) hehehe

Moral: When nature calls, never be around a fluffy rabbit
- on 08/07/2009 at 17:12 | Reply deejay
  
  uuuy! sex interpretation? waaaah! pwede pharaoh! clap! clap! clap!
  
  salamat sa pagdapo pharaoh!
on 08/30/2009 at 01:08 | Reply lolwut

What would I do…?

analyzing story…

white rabbit = who I am
Cheese = something that cannot be removed from this world other than death (change)
shit in ass = crisis in myself (←duh.)

one thing that I should do:
use the rabbit to wipe your ass

man can never change change. (← hope you get that part.)

just found out about gtm. anyways I can’t be here most of the time. still studying 4th yr HS with slidin’ grades. (hey. imma lazy ass. got a problem with that?)
- on 08/30/2009 at 01:43 | Reply deejay
  
  LOL! your comment made my night, lolwut! ahehehe!
  
  so, you’re in high school eh? well, just drop by whenever you can. and i’m also a lazy ass, got a problem with that?
on 09/04/2009 at 16:07 | Reply eliel

The rabbit is not God. The rabbit is God’s answer to my lonely existence.

Right when I was doing my business and finding the lack of tissue paper, God turned the rabbit into a beautiful woman. Being a modern day Adam, she is my modern day Eve. We held each other in rapturous embrace. A soiled butt is the least of my problem.

Diego, do I get the deus ex machina award?
- on 10/11/2009 at 02:47 | Reply deejay
  
  waaaah! this is brilliant eliel! totally didn’t see that coming! hahaha!
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on 10/07/2009 at 03:29 | Reply Myk

Good one. Didn’t see that almost-ending coming.

Well, apparently the shack doesn’t have “everything I need” if it doesn’t even have “timba at tabo.” If it were me anyway I would first check what I will need before taking a dump. There should at least be a faucet and a vessel to contain the water from it in the toilet.

Found your blog through the PBA site. Keep blogging!
- on 10/11/2009 at 02:56 | Reply deejay
  
  you make a fine point, myk. any house is not complete without tabo and timba. it’s just one of those things that are often overlooked. tsk!
  
  hehehe. thanks for dropping by! and welcome to GTM!
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on 10/11/2009 at 19:00 | Reply aksoriyalmo

Huwaw, nice read DeeJay! What would I do?.. Er.
- on 10/12/2009 at 23:28 | Reply deejay
  
  thanks axe! i think so too. hehehe. teka, you didn’t answer your question…
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on 10/11/2009 at 21:45 | Reply Jehzeel Laurente

Panalo pala tong post na to sa PBA. Ngayon ko lng nabasa. woooooooot!

Ang ending neto ay… Gusto mong gamitin yung fur ng rabbit para pampunas sa pwet mo. Pero ang nangyari naging monster bigla ang rabbit kasi nabasa nya yung nasa isip mo. At kinain ka ng rabbit.

Nilulon ka ng rabbit at dinura. Durog2x na katawan mo, pero yung ulo mo gumagalaw parin at yung mata mo ay naka open parin. Tini tingnan mo ang rabbit at sinasabi mo na “Sorry Sorry… iniisip ko lang naman yun at hindi ko naman gagawin sayo”

At biglang sinabi ng rabbit na… “Alam ko gagawin mo yun, pero inunahan na kita kasi ayaw ko madumihan ang aking soft and white fur”

Tapos sabi mo sa rabbit. “Hindi nga.. hindi talaga.. peks man”

Tapos sabi ng Rabbit. “Wala na.. wala ka nang magagawa.. Ulo ka nalang at hindi na kita pwedeng buhayin ulit. Mamamatay ka na within a few minutes.”

Tapos after a few minutes…

Namatay na nga ang main character.

THE END!

Hehehe..
- on 10/12/2009 at 23:40 | Reply deejay
  
  ay, tragic ending. pwedeng pelikula! nyehehehe!
  
  pero bitin, jehz, after mamatay nung main character, dapat magtra-transform ulit na rabbit yung monster.
  
  magsisisi yung rabbit. sasabihin nya sa sarili nya: “bakit? bakit laging ganito ang nangyayari? why can’t i achieve happiness?”
  
  tapos magsusuicide sha, lulunurin nya ang sarili nya sa toilet bowl.
  
  o di ba? pang-award!
  - on 10/12/2009 at 23:44 | Reply Jehzeel Laurente
    
    hahaha.. oo nga no.. pero sa part 2 na yan.. Lulunurin nya sarili nya. Pero after ilang oras na nalunod sya buhay parin sya..
    
    Immortal pala sya.. Kaya bagong adventure nanaman.. Naghahanap sya ng paraan paano mawala ang immortality nya. Kasi palagi nalang syang nakaka patay ng tao. Nagiging monster siya at immortal pa.
    
    Walang hanggang pag hihirap ang dinaranas ng rabbit.
    
    Tapos biglang may nakita syang……. ahmmmmmmmm? hehehe…
    - on 10/13/2009 at 00:03 | Reply deejay
      
      … nakakakita sha ng isang cottonbud. nainlab sha. pero di sha pinapansin ng cottonbud.
      
      aniya, “baket? kyut naman ako a. ano bang hinahanap mo sa isang rabbit?”
      
      “…” sabi nung cottonbud.
      
      nanlulumong nagwalk away si rabbit toward the sunset…
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on 10/12/2009 at 10:40 | Reply Mistervader

Oist, DJ! Congrats! Kainis ka, di ka namin nakita!
- on 10/12/2009 at 15:38 | Reply Jehzeel Laurente
  
  ayaw daw kasi mag pakita.. baka hulihin ng pulis.. teehee…
  - on 10/12/2009 at 23:53 | Reply deejay
    
    di nyo ko nakita pero ako nakita ko kayo… hehehe. *whistles*
on 10/12/2009 at 11:37 | Reply Jhelo Cruz

panalo toh! congrats deejay!!
@jehzlau hanep na ending yan, nilamon na lang siya ng rabbit.. napakaviolent naman, gruesome! hahaha

kung ako ang main character, hihintayin ko na lang siguro na matuyo ang pwet ko tapos saka ako lalabas at kukuha ng dahon o kaya maghahanap ng sapa para maghugas ng maayos.. kawawa naman ang rabbit kung siya pa ang gagamitin, sinamahan na nga ako
- on 10/12/2009 at 23:58 | Reply deejay
  
  tenks jhelo!
  
  sige genyan pala ang style mo ha. pero with the weather and the humidity sa gubat na yon e five days and five nights bago matutuyo ang pwet mo… so good luck!
  
  nyahahahaa!
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on 11/04/2009 at 14:58 | Reply anun

ang gagamitin ko underware ko, pero minsan mas exciting kung yung rabbit…

sory mejo late na ako nag comment, parang tungkol kasi ito sa personal life mo… parang lang… gusto ko lang malaman, naging kayo ba ng inoscent but sexy frend mo(rabbit)hehehehe(in case ganun nga)…

And dating kasi sken ay merong isang too-good-to-be-true na tao… kaso lang meron kang hesitations…

Ang masasabi ko lang ay go! pwede mo namang paliguan ang rabbit afterwards….hehehehehehehe… malay mo gusto pala un ng rabbit. you will never know…
on 11/05/2009 at 00:41 | Reply ako

never the rabbit :p
on 11/05/2009 at 00:43 | Reply ako

not my new friend :p