Posted in News, tagged Andal Ampatuan Jr., Buried, Datu Unsay, Detention, Entertainment, Gerald Anderson, Humor, Joke, Kim Chiu, Kimerald, Love Team, Maguindanao Massacre, Mastermind, Mayor, Melason, Movies, Murder, Paano Na Kaya?, Pinoy, Pinoy Big Brother Double Up, Piracy, Satire, Showbiz, Trinoma, TV on 02/04/2010 | 226 Comments »
Datu Unsay Mayor Andal Ampatuan Jr., the alleged mastermind of the Maguindanao massacre, reportedly sneaked out of his detention cell at Camp Crame last night to catch the last full show of the Kim Chiu-Gerald Anderson starrer “Paano Na Kaya?”
But after the movie, Ampatuan immediately turned himself in to his police escorts and apologized, saying he couldn’t bear the thought of not being able to watch the latest Kimerald film while he was in custody.
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Posted in News, tagged ATM, Celebrities, Darna, Dingdong Dantes, English, GMA-7, Humor, Joke, Marian Rivera, Movies, PIN, Pinoy, Satire, Showbiz, States, TV, Voice-Activated, Wan Tu Tri Por Por on 11/06/2009 | 298 Comments »
Marian Rivera, GMA-7’s queen of primetime, reportedly picked a fight with an automated teller machine last Sunday after it failed to obey her commands.
Based on eyewitness accounts, the incident occurred when Rivera, who was taping her soap “Ang Babaeng Hinugot sa Aking Tadyang,” needed to withdraw cash at an ATM near the GMA-7 building on Timog Avenue in Quezon City.
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Posted in News, tagged 2010, All Saints Day, All Souls Day, Broadcasting, Dead, Death, Elections, Humor, Joke, Korina Sanchez, Mar Roxas, Media, Message, Noynoy Aquino, Pinoy, Politics, Satire, Second Lady, Senate, Shalani Soledad, Solemn, Tagalog, Undas, Vice President, Wedding on 10/30/2009 | 392 Comments »
Mga kaibigan, kabalitaan at kakampi, handa na ba kayo? Isa pong Happy All Saints Day and Happy All Souls Day sa inyong lahat.
Ngayong panahon ng Undas, nawa’y maging tahimik, mapayapa at mataimtim ang ating pag-alala sa mga yumao nating mahal sa buhay.
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Posted in News, tagged Cash, Celebrities, Chihuahua, Cosmetic Surgery, Crime, Detachable Nose, Disappeared, Doctor, Face, Hayden Kho, Hostage, Humor, Joke, Katrina Halili, Maricar Reyes, Media, Missing, Nose, Pinoy, Ransom, Reward, Satire, Scandal, Sex Video, Showbiz, TV, Vicki Belo on 10/25/2009 | 358 Comments »
Popular cosmetic surgeon Vicki Belo’s detachable nose has been missing since Friday when she last took it off her face and left it on her dresser before going to sleep, according to reports.
As a result, Belo is offering a reward of P500,000 to anyone who could provide information about her missing nose, she said in a public announcement aired on national TV.
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Posted in News, tagged 2010, Animals, Bathtub, Disease, Dogs, Elections, Epidemic, Eric Valade, Flood, French, Hospital, Humans, Humor, Husband, Jamby Madrigal, Joke, Leptospirosis, Lizards, Medicine, Miserable, Ondoy, Pee, Pepeng, Pinoy, Politicians, Politics, President, Rats, Satire, Skunks, Typhoon, Urine on 10/20/2009 | 405 Comments »
The husband of Sen. Jamby Madrigal has contracted leptospirosis upon making contact with his wife’s urine, according to sources.
Eric Jean Claude Dudoignon Valade is recovering at the Makati Medical Condition where he has been confined since last week suffering from a severe case of leptospirosis, an illness usually acquired through contact with bacteria-infested animal urine.
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Posted in News, tagged 2010, 2010 Elections, Attractive, Beauty, Commercial, Dark, Elections, Ganyan Dito Sa Makati, Heritage, Humor, Jojo Binay, Joke, Joseph Estrada, Looks, Maitim, Makati City, Negrito, Nognog, Pandak, Panget, Pinoy, Politicians, Running Mate, Satire, Short, TV Ads, Ugly, Vice President on 10/16/2009 | 393 Comments »
Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay has appeared in a new TV ad espousing the benefits of living in his city and boasting that Makati residents are “more attractive” than inhabitants of other cities.
“Ganyan dito sa Makati. Dahil sa serbisyo ng ating local na gubyerno, puro gwapo at magaganda ang mga tao,” said Binay. “Pagka’t dito sa Makati, walang panget, pandak at maitim.”
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Posted in News, tagged Aboitiz, Ads, Alaska Milk, Celebrities, Commercial, Endorsement, Gleam Liquid Sosa, Globe Telecom, Humor, Ice Cream, Joke, Media, Megastar, MV Princess of the Stars, Nestle, Nido, pH care, Pinoy, Sakay Na!, Satire, Sea Disasters, Selecta, Sharon Cuneta, Showbiz, Sinking of Ships, Smart Communications, Sulpicio Lines, Superferry, Talagang Trip Kita, Tide, Tragedy, Wings on 10/13/2009 | 406 Comments »
Megastar Sharon Cuneta has made yet another shocking switch from one endorsement to another. After her stunning move from Globe Telecom to Smart Communications recently, Cuneta has also changed allegiance as far as her choice of shipping line is concerned.
Effective next month, the megastar will be the face of the new and improved Sulpicio Lines Inc., breaking away from her long association with Superferry.
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Posted in News, tagged ABS-CBN, Blogging, Celebrities, Cristine Reyes, Diego Jose, Evacuation, Gerald Anderson, GMA-7, Humor, Joke, Kim Chiu, Malnutrition, Movies, Over-Speeding, Patient X, Pedestrian Lane, Philippine Blog Awards, Pinoy, Pinoy Big Brother Double Up, Provident Villages, Relief, Relief Goods, Rescue, Richard Gutierrez, Satire, Showbiz, Siamese Twins, Speedboat, Starving to Death, TV, Typhoon Ondoy, Victims on 10/05/2009 | 507 Comments »
Volunteers helping out Typhoon Ondoy victims reportedly brought one pack of relief goods to the house of young actress Kim Chiu upon getting reports that she was starving to death.
In other news, did Richard Gutierrez over-speed when he saved Cristine Reyes on motorboat?
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Posted in News, tagged A-List, Aid for Ondoy Victims, Biggest Party of the Year, By Invitation Only, Celebrities, Charades, Costume Party, Danced, Donation, Drowned, Drunk, Embassy Bar, Eventologist, Facebook, Floods, Havianas, Help, Humor, Jacque Bermejo, Joke, Muddy Look, Oldies, Pictionary, Pinoy, Rooftop, Salbabida, Satire, Slippers, Socialites, Spartan, Tessa Prieto Valdez, Tim Yap, Truth or Consequence, Typhoon Ondoy, Victims, You All Deserve It on 09/30/2009 | 253 Comments »
Socialite and eventologist Tim Yap commiserated with the victims of flashfloods brought on by Typhoon Ondoy over the weekend by throwing “the biggest costume party of the year” at Embassy Bar, which he co-owns, on Tuesday night.
In the exclusive “by invitation only” party, A-list celebrities like Tessa Prieto-Valdez stayed true to the Ondoy theme by wearing tattered rags, slippers (not “Havaianas” but “Spartan”) and brownish makeup to simulate a “muddy look,” according to reports.
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Posted in News, tagged 2010, ABS-CBN, Aquino-Roxas Tandem, Baldness, Celebrities, Councilor, Elections, Facebook, Farmville, Fiance, First Lady, Girlfriend, Humor, Ignored Invitation, Joke, Journalism, Korina Sanchez, Kris Aquino, Mar Roxas, Media, New York Festivals, Noynoy Aquino, Open Letter, Pinoy, Politics, RG Cruz, Rogaine, Satire, Shalani Soledad, Sourgraping, Valenzuela City, Vice President, Wedding on 09/22/2009 | 525 Comments »
A combative Korina Sanchez reportedly wrote an open letter to Valenzuela councilor Shalani Soledad, the girlfriend of Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III, to clarify certain issues involving the two of them.
In her letter to Soledad, a copy of which was sent anonymously to Good Times Manila, Sanchez denied “nasty” reports that she was heartbroken over losing her prospects as the next First Lady. She also accused Aquino’s girlfriend of ignoring her invitation to become Facebook friends.
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