Kim
Young actress Kim Chiu revealed Monday her secret to keep her “model-like” body trim and fit, which has made her the envy of girls everywhere.
The female lead of the ABS-CBN primetime soap “Tayong Dalawa” said a combination of eating only healthy food and exercising helps her keep her weight at 50 pounds (roughly the weight of a young Labrador retriever).
“Ang diet ko is actually based on a diet book I found at National (bookstore),” she told Good Times Manila in an interview.
“It’s called the ‘MWF diet,’” the young actress, who is paired with young actor Gerald Anderson, said.
“Ibig sabihin, kumakain lang ako tuwing Monday, Wednesday and Friday.”
Chiu said: “For example, Monday ngayon, and according sa schedule ko, I will have to eat something today.” This morning, she said she took a bite of a French toast, which she spit out after 15 seconds.
“Twenty calories na yun,” she said.
For lunch, she said she dipped a spoon into a bowl of mushroom soup and licked the spoon. “That’s another 12 calories.” she explained. For dinner, Chiu said she plans to eat a French fry and a melon ball, amounting to 30 calories.
“Medyo mapaparami ata ako ng kain ngayon. Hahaha! Hindi na lang ako mag-didinner sa Wednesday,” she said.
For her exercise regimen, Chiu said she uses the treadmill and lifts two coffee mugs that serve as her dumbbells.
She said she used to jump rope but she had to stop after an incident in which she ended up flying in the air and got stuck in an acacia tree for three hours.
Posted in News | Tagged ABS-CBN, Calorie Counting, Celebrities, Dieting, Dumbbells, Exercise, Gerald Anderson, Joke, Jumping Rope, Kim Chiu, Labrador Retriever, Model-like Body, Movies, MWF Diet, National Bookstore, Pinoy, Satire, Showbiz, Tayong Dalawa, TV, Young Girls | 123 Comments »
Rico
Hindi ako magaling mag-Tagalog pero try lang natin ngayon para maiba naman. Lols. Ganito talaga ako magsalita sa totoong buhay kaya hayaan nyo na ako.
Pag natatawa ako bihira ko na gamitin yung “hahaha” o “hehehe.” Para mas madali, “lols” na lang. Hindi na mashadong eport. Pag sobra naman akong natatawa, “rotfl” na lang. Ang ginagawa ko “rotfel” ang pronawnsheyshon.
Rotfel. Laughtrip no? Lols.
Ewan ko. Wala akong magawa ngayong Linggo. Hindi ko alam ang iniisip ko. Aym so kompyus. Kahit itong blog post na to, nung sinisimulan ko, wala akong idea kung anong sasabihin ko. Nablangko talaga ako! Ang hirap palang magblag. Kelangan lagi kang puno ng ideas. Kelangan lagi kang me handang istorya.
Nakakapresyur!
Iniisip nyo puro kalokohan lang ang blag na ito. At totoo naman. Lols. Pero basta! Kung alam nyo lang, nagpapakaeport ako makapaghanda at makapagsulat lang ng mga post dito sa blag ko. Haynaku. *buntonghininga*
Teka muna, bakit ba ako biglang nag-eemowt? Meron bang nangyaring malungkot sa buhay ko at naisipan kong magshare? Hindi naman ako namatayan at hindi naman ako nakipagbreyk. Ganito pa rin ako. Same same.
“Same same.” Susginoosantamarya! Baka naman yun pala ang frablem! Why oh why? Dis is so prastreyting! Simula nung magblag ako, pakiramdam ko something will change. At oo, may mga pagbabago. Marami akong nakilala at maraming medyo nakikilala ako sa pamamagitan ng blag. Masaya ako sa masaya… pero, ngunit, datapwat, subalit… bakit kulang?
Hindi mo nagegets ano? Ewan! Kahit ako di ko magets-gets. Ano bang foynt ko? Sabihin ko na kasi e. Pero pano yun, e di ko talaga alam e! Huhuhu! Aym so kompyus.
What I’m trying to say ay hindi ko alam ang naiisip ko ngayon sa panahong ito, sa oras na ito, at sa natatanging sandaling ito sa napakaliit na espasyong ito ng yunibers, wala naman talagang pumapasok sa isip ko. Pero iniisip nyo e siguro e may foynt, pero habang binabasa nyo e wala naman talaga, pero nagsesekantots kayo: “teka, hindi naman siguro fwedeng magblagpost eto nang walang sinasabi, malamang meron, hindi ko lang magets.”
Pero ang twist wala talaga. Ampf! Rotfel!
Nababaliw na ata ako. Lols. Wateva. Ah basta! Gusto ko lang magsalita ng magsalita. Ker ko ba kung maguluhan kayo? Habang nagtitipa ako dito sa kibord ay lumilitaw ang mga tots na natatago, o di kaya’y kinikimkim ng aking utak, o damdamin, o sabihin na natin, o aaminin ko na, ng aking “heart,” ng aking fuso. Oo naman, may puso rin ako, my prens. Hindi ko lang lagi nilalabas, pagkat masakit. (At baka mamatay ako. Lols, shempre di naman fwedeng basta basta mo na lang operahan ang sarili mo at ilabas ang heart mo, di ba? Lols.)
Kagabi, napanaginipan ko si Rico Yan. Lols. Ang random no? E hindi ko nga napanood ang Got 2 Believe nila ni Claudine. Basta hindi ako pans. Sa panaginip ko sabi nya sa akin, “buhay ako.” Yun lang, tapos, ang istorya. Kinwento ko raw sa lahat ng mga kamag-anak ko at mga prens ko na “buhay si Rico Yan.” E wala raw maniwala sa akin. Ang hirap pala nang sitwashong ganon, no? Walang naniniwala sa yo na buhay si Rico Yan.
Ang ginawa ko raw, naglakad ako sa gitna ng kalsada at me hawak daw akong loudspeaker. Sinisigaw ko raw na “Buhay si Rico Yan!” Pinagtawanan lang daw ako ng madla. Pero ako sige lang.
Haynaku. Pagkagising ko, ang sakit sa divdiv. Patay na nga pala si Rico Yan. At matagal na palang nagdisband ang Eraserheads. At may-asawa na nga pala si Princess Sarah, at FHM gerl na ang kasabayan nyang si Angelica. Lalong mas matagal nang wala sina Romnick at Sheryl. At ilang dekada na rin palang wala ang Voltes V at ang Batibot. Wala na ang mga bagay na dating nakakapagpasaya sa akin. Lols. Hindi naman talaga ako pans nang mga yan. Nabanggit ko lang. Ewan ko ba. Bakit ba ang daling lumipas ng panahon?
Lagi akong nauunahan. Huhuhu! Napag-iiwanan na ata ako ng panahong ito, at habang nakikipaghabulan ako sa bawat sandali ng buhay at sa bawat patak ng buhangin sa hawrglas, e teka lang, kumakain ata ako ng alikavok.
Ansaya minsan magreminis, ano? Masaya na malungkot din.
Tingin ko ngayon sa riswats ko e 4:19 na raw ang oras. *buntonghininga* Parang kelan lang, e pag ganitong mga oras e eksayted na ako at nakatutok na sa tibi, at sabay sabay kaming sisigaw ng mga kapatid ko: “4:30 na! Ang TV na!”
Esmyuski!
Posted in Other Stuff | Tagged Ang TV, Angelica Panganiban, Batibot, Blog, Camille Pratts, Claudine Barretto, Eraserheads, Filipino Language, Good Times Manila, LOL, Personal, Princess Sarah, Reminiscing, Rico Yan, Romnick Sarmenta, ROTFL, Sheryl Cruz, Tagalog, Voltes V, Writer's Block | 66 Comments »
Lapid
Sen. Lito Lapid has filed a resolution strongly urging his colleagues in the Senate to “please speak more slowly” during plenary sessions, inquiries or committee meetings “so that other people can keep up with the discussion.”
In the two-page proposed resolution he coauthored with Sen. Bong Revilla Jr., Lapid asked his fellow senators to try to speak slower so they would be understood by common folks.
He said ordinary Filipinos who have little or no education are unable to understand what is going on in the debates held inside the Senate halls, particularly during televised Senate inquiries.
“Minsan nahihirapan talaga ang mga taong makasunod sa mga diskusyon diskusyon nilang yan. Ang mga ordinaryong Pilipino, hindi naman nakatapos lahat sa UP o sa Harbar,” Lapid said in an interview.
The senator previously filed a bill proposing that all subsequent laws be written using the Filipino language.
During the second reading of the bill, Lapid was asked by Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago: “I do understand the rationale and the ambition behind the filing of this bill, however, from the way it is worded there are no clear distinctions or parameters about what qualifies any sort of speech as too ‘fast’ or ‘just right.’ Considering the lively and colorful nature of discussions here in the Senate, wouldn’t that be a pointless exercise?”
At this, a panicked Lapid turned to Revilla and whispered: “Anu raw?”
Revilla replied: “Ha? A, e, me nabanggit na colorful, tinatanong ata kung anong favorite color mo, pare.”
Lapid turned to Santiago: “Your honor, my fevorit colors is green.”
Soon afterward, the resolution passed the third reading with no opposition.
Posted in News | Tagged Bong Revilla Jr., English Language, Favorite Color, Filipino Language, Harvard University, Humor, Joke, Lito Lapid, Miriam Defensor-Santiago, Pinoy, Politics, Satire, Senate, Senate Inquiries, University of the Philippines | 52 Comments »
Gerald and Jake
Good Times Manila has obtained a transcript of what highly reliable sources said is an SMS conversation between ABS-CBN actors Gerald Anderson and Jake Cuenca, stars of the primetime soap “Tayong Dalawa.”
But when contacted, both men denied they were the ones who sent the text messages to each other.
“Definitely not true. It’s obviously just a joke,” Anderson said in an interview.
Then he added: “Even if it’s true, what’s wrong with that? It’s just an innocent conversation between two male friends.”
Cuenca, on the other hand, said: “Ger and I are just very good friends. That’s the end of it. I don’t want to make any more comments. Thank you.”
GTM is publishing the alleged exchange of messages in full, as follows:
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Jake: d2 na me. wer na u?
Gerald: On my way na
Jake: 0k! pan0 c Kim?
Gerald: Sbi ko punta me sa parents
Jake: guD!
Gerald: Bakit good?
Jake: pra ma$oL0 kita! haha! jk
Gerald: Ikaw yang mga biro mo
Jake: jk lang!
Gerald: Whatever dude
Jake: did u mi$ me?
Gerald: Araw araw kaya tayo nagkikita…
Jake: uy, d cnag0t an tan0nG!
Gerald: Hehe! wag kang mkulit!
Jake: ano… did u… Mi$ me? 
Gerald: Hindi yata
Jake: deny pa t0. upakan kiTa dyAn eh!!!
Gerald: E di sbukan mo
Jake: hahaha! lambing laNg y0n!!!
Gerald: lambingin mo ang lelong mo
Jake: pakip0t ka pa..
Gerald: Hindi ah…
Jake: indi rAw paki$s nga!
Gerald: ano ba?! pag me makabasa sa mga tnetxt m sakin
Jake: wen0 ngy0n? jk lang nman e…
Gerald: Bat hilig mo mgjoke na ganyan? prang ttoong bading ka e..
Jake: hahaha. eto naman, hndi na mabiro
Gerald: Whatever dude
Jake: 0 wag na magtamp0! s0ri na
Gerald: Ok, lapit na ako, q.Ave na
Jake: yeHey! xCited na k0. paki$$ naman ger
Gerald: (no reply)
Jake: aY, napik0n?
Gerald: (no reply)
Jake: s0ri na! jk laNg nMan un t0L
Gerald: Sige na nga… haha
Jake: hahaha! 0h, i’m wAiting. san Na anG ki$ k0??
Gerald: chup
Jake: chup!!! yeHeY!!!! mahAl na ata kiTa!
Gerald: Haha. tumigil ka na dyan bok
Posted in News | Tagged ABS-CBN, Celebrities, Entertainment, Gerald Anderson, Jake Cuenca, Joke, Kim Chiu, Pinoy, Satire, Showbiz, Tayong Dalawa, Text Messages, TV | 140 Comments »
Mar Roxas
Sen. Mar “Mr. Padyak” Roxas accidentally ran over an old woman while he was riding his tricycle or “pedicab” around a densely populated area in Tondo yesterday, according to reports.
Roxas, who is reportedly seeking the presidency in 2010, was waving and smiling at the slum residents near Smokey Mountain when the accident occurred at about 2 p.m., eyewitnesses said.
“He didn’t see the old woman crossing the street because he was busy waving at the people and showing them the thumbs-up sign,” one of the witnesses told the police officers investigating the case.
Roxas was reportedly “shocked” after he ran over the woman, identified as 70-year-old Elena Dimagaspas, and was motionless for a few moments before he alighted, carried the woman and carefully laid her in the sidecar.
“He was visibly panicking, and shouting: ‘San ang ospital? San ang daan sa ospital?’ (Where’s the hospital? Which way to the hospital?)” one of the witnesses told the police.
Roxas pedaled the tricycle furiously, with sweat running down his face and with what the residents described as a “panicked expression.”
Then after 30 minutes, the senator stopped the pedicab.
“Napatigil sya. Naisip nya sigurong mas madali nilang mararating ang ospital kung dun na lang sila sa kanyang Ford Expedition na sumusunod sa kanila. (He stopped. He probably realized they’d reach the hospital faster if they took the Ford Expedition that was following them),” the unnamed witness said.
Roxas abandoned his pedicab on the sidewalk and boarded the SUV, which sped off toward the Tondo General Hospital, according to the police report.
Dimagaspas was treated for minor bruises and cuts by the doctors and was in stable condition, according to the reports. Roxas paid the hospital bill and was reported to have given Dimagaspas’ family a sizable “donation.”
The family of the alleged victim said they had no intention of filing charges.
Roxas reportedly met with his campaign handlers for lunch today to discuss the idea of junking his “Mr. Padyak” ad campaign, and opting instead to continue his “Mr. Palengke” image.
But one campaign manager said they were not very concerned by the pedicab incident. “By the time he and Korina (Sanchez) are married, people will have forgotten about all this,” he said.
The senator’s handlers said they will also launch a new ad campaign in which he will be shown in separate TV commercials as a taho vendor, a fisherman, and a construction worker, respectively.
Posted in News | Tagged Accident, Campaign, Celebrities, Commercial, Elections, Humor, Joke, Korina Sanchez, Mar Roxas, Media, Mr. Padyak, Mr. Palengke, Pedicab, Pinoy, Politics, Satire, Senate, Smokey Mountain, Tondo, Tricycle, Wedding | 111 Comments »
Miriam
She’s a teacher through and through.
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago recently helped her nephew do his math homework, according to sources close to the Santiago family.
“She’s a hands-on aunt, and she’s wonderful with kids,” a close relative said.
Last month, the senator reportedly helped one of her nephews, a Grade V pupil at a Quezon City school, with his homework, in which she once again showed her “brilliant legal mind” even when solving math problems, the sources said.
Good Times Manila obtained Wednesday a copy of the Santiago nephew’s homework, and is reprinting it, including Santiago and her nephew’s answers, as follows:
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Question: In her first year a dog breeder’s dogs produce 2 puppies. In her second year her dogs produce three-times as many puppies. In her third year her dogs produce 5 times as many puppies as the first year.
How many puppies will the breeder have produced in her first 3 years? If she sells the puppies for P50,000 each, how much will she have made?
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Answer: None (zero). It should be extremely obvious that no one can possibly afford this person’s puppies bec. of the Global Financial Crisis.
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Question: The record for the greatest number of consecutive jumping jacks is 14,500 in 5 hours and 35 minutes. If Joe does 55 jumping jacks per minute, how long will it take Joe to tie the record?
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Answer: Irrelevant. According to my research, the world record is actually 51 jumping jacks per minute. I refuse to even try to solve a problem when its very premise is wrong, flawed, and from an apparently tarnished and uninformed source. It is concrete proof of the dismal state of this country’s educational system when a lowly elementary school teacher cannot even bring herself to verify a simple question of fact, which she could have done with just one click of the computer.
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Question: A man has to be at work by 9:00 a.m. and it takes him 15 minutes to get dressed, 20 minutes to eat and 35 minutes to walk to work. What time should he get up?
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Answer: 4 a.m. bec. he has to do his yoga first.
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Question: Willy, Joel, Ricky and Jed work together painting houses for the summer. For each house they paint they get P256. If the boys work for 4 months of summer and their expenses are P152 per month, how many houses must they paint for each of them to have P1,000 at the end of the summer?
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Answer: N/A. Moot and academic. Jed cannot possibly join these people as he has to perform on ASAP every Sunday.
Posted in News | Tagged Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, Education, Global Financial Crisis, Grade School, Homework, Humor, Jed Madela, Joke, Mathematics, Miriam Defensor-Santiago, Nephew, Pinoy, Politics, Puppies, Satire, Senate, Teacher, Yoga | 73 Comments »
Mahal
Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh, meet the newest member of your family: Mahal.
Hollywood celebrities Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted the diminutive Filipino girl known as Mahal after a recent secret meeting in the country – the first time the famous couple have taken in someone who is more than 30 years old.
Brangelina
Pitt and Jolie, who were in town last week, had intended to adopt a Filipino baby but changed their minds upon hearing about the story of little Mahal, who has fallen on hard times since her last appearances on TV and in movies more than a year ago.
They said it did not matter that Mahal, Noemi Tesorero in real life, is already 34, and they believe that the Filipina would fit in with the couple’s other children.
“In Filipino, ‘Mahal’ means love. We hope that our adopted daughter Mahal will help us spread love in a world torn by so much strife and so much hatred. Mahal is a wonderful addition to our growing family, and our other children have embraced her as their own sister,” the couple said in a joint statement issued Monday.
The couple were reportedly charmed by Mahal’s “childlike innocence” and expressed their desire to give her a good life away from the spotlight in local tinseltown.
The couple’s children are Maddox from Cambodia, and Zahara from Ethiopia, who were legally adopted by Jolie in 2002 and 2005, respectively. In 2006, Jolie gave birth to Shiloh, her firstborn daughter by Pitt, by caesarian section in Namibia. In 2007, Jolie adopted three-year-old Pax from Vietnam.
Mahal’s adoption is already being fast-tracked before a Makati City court, although Mahal can legally choose to be with the couple since she is technically an adult. “But Brad wanted everything to be in order,” a source said.
Mahal reportedly left with Pitt and Jolie early this month and is now staying with them in their Malibu residence.
Sources close to the Pitt family said Mahal had been accepted by the couple’s other children. “She’s like an elder sister to them even though they’re the same size,” an insider said.
But already, there could be trouble in paradise.
The same sources told Good Times Manila that Jolie is starting to have second thoughts about the newest addition to their brood.
The reason: Mahal’s apparent “flirtatiousness” toward her adoptive father.
“She likes to flirt, especially with Brad. She’s always touching his face and hair. And whenever Brad talks, she twirls her hair, bats her eyes and giggles,” one of the sources said. “One morning, Mahal even asked him to join her in the shower.”
The source added: “Brad thinks it’s cute, but his wife is starting to think that Mahal is deliberately seducing Brad. Angelina is keeping a very close eye on her.”
Posted in News | Tagged Adoption, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Celebrities, Diminutive, Flirtatious, Hollywood, Humor, Jealous, Joke, Little People, Maddox, Mahal, Malibu, Noemi Tesorero, Pax, Philippines, Pinoy, Satire, Secret, Shiloh, Showbiz, Zahara | 82 Comments »
John Lloyd
In a staggering revelation, sources told Good Times Manila that recently named Box Office King John Lloyd Cruz’s hair is actually not his real hair.
GTM learned that Cruz has actually been sporting a hairpiece all this time to hide his bald spot, which sources said the actor had been taking “great pains” to hide.
Which, the sources said, would explain why Cruz has never changed his hairstyle since his “Tabing Ilog” days.
Cruz, one of ABS-CBN’s prized talents, has always been particularly testy about his “hair,” based on insider accounts, and is very sensitive whenever someone makes comments about his receding hairline, the sources said.
At one point, Cruz reportedly got into a fight in a bar after he thought he heard someone say, “si John Lloyd panot.”
But it turned out that the bar-goer actually said “gusto ko ng balot.”
“He is very sensitive about his hair,” one source said. “During his shoot for his Clear (shampoo) commercial, he would get very upset whenever someone laughed at the set. He always thought they were laughing at him.”
The sources said Cruz’s secret was discovered during a recent taping of ABS-CBN’s primetime soap “I Love Betty la Fea,” in which he plays “Armando” opposite Bea Alonzo, who plays the title character, Betty.
According to eyewitnesses, Cruz was supposed to be walking on the beach with tears flowing down his face when a gust of wind suddenly blew, taking the actor’s wig with it.
In full view of the cast and crew, Cruz reportedly took off after the wig, screaming: “Ang buhok ko! Ang buhok ko!”
The witnesses said Cruz made a grab for the hairpiece and almost had it by his fingers but a bird snatched it and flew away. “I guess the bird wanted to use it as a nest,” the source said.
When Cruz went back to the set, “no one said a word,” the sources said. The actor reportedly had to use a different hairpiece to finish taping.
The source added: “Unfortunately, the only wig available was a kinky afro.”
Posted in News | Tagged ABS-CBN, Balding, Bea Alonzo, Box Office King, Celebrities, Clear Shampoo, Hairpiece, Humor, I Love Betty La Fea, John Lloyd Cruz, Joke, Movies, Pinoy, Sarah Geronimo, Satire, Showbiz, Tabing Ilog, TV, Wig | 89 Comments »
Happy Easter
How was your weekend, goodtimers?*
Like I told you last time, I had myself nailed to the cross on Good Friday. Strangely, it wasn’t as painful as I expected. Parang kagat lang ng langgam.
While I was up there, many thoughts came to my mind. Happy thoughts. Sad thoughts. Deep thoughts. Shallow thoughts. I was so lost in thought that I didn’t notice the pigeon that dropped a watery gob of poo on my forehead. Blasted bird.
But really, this weekend was good to me, dear reader. I reflected on my past actions, and I came away with the realization that I needed to change. I will be a better person. I will avoid sin and temptation. I will be a new and changed man.
All this time, I’ve been cruel to people who don’t even know me, and who I don’t know. All this time, I’ve been savaging innocent folks with my stories. All this time, I’ve been poking fun at people and their physical imperfections, mental deficiencies, lack of morals and psychological soundness, and even just their ridiculous habits and antics, and general silliness, without looking at myself.
“Who am I to judge others?” I thought. Am I such a perfect person?
The answer, dear reader, is yes.
What I have realized over the Lenten break is that it is my obligation, nay, my duty, to teach others how to be as perfect as me through little tips and other harmless forms of constructive criticism. I know you will agree with me, goodtimers.
Incidentally, I have to thank one person, whose name I never got the chance to know, for a little kindness he showed me last Friday. That man was so kind to me that while I was up there on the cross, bleeding, hungry and thirsty, that man, quite a good Samaritan he is, climbed a ladder and presented me with a gift.
Since both my hands were tied, this person went up to me and, with a gentle smile, fed me with not one, but two Choco Mallows.
Ikaw, ano’ng kwentong Fibisco mo?
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*Congratulations, Edmond! You get a kiss. Mwaah! Happy Easter, goodtimers!
Posted in Other Stuff | Tagged Blog, Choco Mallows, Crucifixion, Easter Sunday, Fibisco, Good Samaritan, Good Times Manila, Goodtimers, Holy Week, Humor, Joke, Perfection, Personal, Pigeon Poo, Pinoy, Satire | 52 Comments »
I'll be back
Dear reader, Good Times Manila will be taking a break starting tomorrow, Thursday, until Saturday. I will be back on Sunday.
Very few people know this but I am actually a very spiritual person. I will be spending the rest of the week in an undisclosed location in Central Luzon. I will take part in some of the religious activities there, and on Holy Friday, I will be nailed to the cross.
I have a lot to atone for, dear reader. Browsing through my logbook of sins committed the past several weeks, I am astonished.
My sins have multiplied exponentially since I started this blog.
It is indeed an alarming sign. I am repenting these sins and I suggest that you do, too, dear reader. I am sure you have sinned a great deal more than me.
Do not worry, dear reader. I am prepared physically, mentally and sexually for the arduous task before me. Some television reporters will probably interview me during my crucifixion, so I suggest you watch the newscast if you want to see the real me.
You will know it is me if the person being nailed to the cross looks “surprisingly cute” and has a “hot body.” I will also drop hints in the TV interview by making random comments like: “Pag happiness mo, praktisin mo… Happiness!”
Just kidding.
I hope to see you again on Sunday, dear reader.
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Here is another batch of the 10 weirdest search engine terms that have found their way to GTM
I suspect the people who typed in these words also have a lot to atone for.
1. pekpek ni tita (paanong napunta sa GTM eto?!?)
2. pictures of giant boogers (are you five?)
3. juday alien (probably from a claudine fan)
4. penis knock knock (when will people start believing that GTM is wholesome?)
5. volleyballsex (why not baskeballsex? soccersex? pingpongsex?)
6. is marian rivera has a big vagina? (nyahaha!)
7. sex bebe (in fernez, me nagkakainteres pa pala)
8. schoolboys in sport shorts (scary.)
9. yerba mate bija ingredients (anu daw?)
10. who is piolo pascual’s girlfriend? (anu DAW???)
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Dear reader, I’ve been thinking. We need a special moniker to refer to each other. If someone from ABS-CBN is called “kapamilya,” and someone from GMA-7 is “kapuso,” what, then, is someone from GTM?
I have been deep in thought about this matter for several days, but I am still at a loss.
I have narrowed down the possibilities to two candidates. Please help me decide which one. Or suggest other possibilities in the comments section.
a. kachorva
b. kachokaran
I will announce the winning moniker when I get back from my break.
Be safe, everyone. Mwaaah!
Posted in Other Stuff | Tagged Bebe Gandanghari, Blog, Booger Jokes, Crucifixion, Good Times Manila, Holy Week, Humor, Joke, Judy Ann Santos, Kachokaran, Kachorva, Marian Rivera, Personal, Piolo Pascual, Satire, Volleyball, Weird | 64 Comments »
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